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Jennifer Aniston Adopts!



You’re not the only ones who can adopt, Brad and Angelina. It’s a free world. And Jennifer Aniston wants to grow her family. Since she couldn’t secure a man the old-fashioned way, she went to Ethiopia and adopted herself a husband in this Onion send-up. We’re sure 33-year-old Negasi will be a proud addition to her family … well, once he adjusts to his new life without his wife and kids. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

8 Theories On How Jason Sudeikis Gets Women Like Jennifer Aniston And January Jones

If you’ve been paying attention to the Hollywood rumor mill, you might have noticed that “Saturday Night Live” funnyman Jason Sudeikis has become a bit of a ladies’ man! With an alleged hookup with Jennifer Aniston and his current relationship with January Jones, Sudeikis has proven to be a surprising heartbreaker. The Second City alum recently got divorced from “30 Rock” writer Kay Cannon and played Tina Fey‘s love interest on the show. There’s obviously something about Jason, so we came up with eight possible reasons he’s nabbed these amazing ladies. Keep reading »

Jennifer Aniston Granted A Restraining Order Against Duct Tape-Wielding Stalker

A California court granted a temporary restraining order to Jennifer Aniston yesterday against a stalker who’s been “laying in wait” for her around Santa Monica. According to the U.K.’s Daily Mail, 24-year-old Jason Peyton left Pennsylvania on June 25, leaving a note for his father that he was driving to California. The young man’s dad realized his son, who has been diagnosed as a delusional and paranoid schizophrenic, was on a mission to find Aniston and alerted the police.

Sure enough, cops picked up Peyton on July 15 with a car on which he had scratched “I Love Jennifer Aniston,” carrying DVDs of her movies and a notebook full of messages about Aniston. Peyton allegedly had a list of baby names he’d picked out for their future spawn and scribblings like “Jen told me she wants me to be the father of her children” and “call Jen.” Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Call Us When Jennifer Aniston Is Actually Pregnant

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Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Is Dating Jason Sudeikis Of “SNL”

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George Clooney’s Girlfriend Thinks Jennifer Aniston And Iggy Pop Were Separated At Birth

Has George Clooney‘s girlfriend, Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis, taken a side in the whole Team Aniston/Team Jolie non-debate? If you believed her Twitter, maybe. Elisabetta retweeted the post of someone I assume is a friend, which said (roughly translated from Italian): “I’m leafing through the new issue of Rolling Stone. Iggy Pop is on the cover and he looks like Jennifer Aniston.” Ouch! Canalis’ retweet implies she agrees with the comparison between the weathered rocker and America’s sweetheart — or at least finds it funny. Way harsh, Tai. [via Zeitgeisty Report] Keep reading »

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