According to Jennifer Love Hewitt, her 36C breasts are worth millions. “The Client List” star told US Weekly:
“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’”
But then she reconsidered the value of her favorite body parts and told USA Today, “These things right here are worth $5 million!” Aim high, JLH! I have a feeling Hewitt’s phone is going to be ringing off the hook this week with offers.
She wouldn’t be the first celebrity to take out a policy on her most precious parts. Click onward for more celebs and the body parts they insured. [Huffington Post]
Jennifer Love Hewitt has gotten a lot more saucy since she took on the role of a call girl in “The Client List.” The actress appeared on “Conan” last night and had an in depth discussion with the redheaded host about “happy endings” given at the end of massages. Educational! And after the jump, J.Lo.Hew once again discusses the state of her fancy ladyparts, taking credit for coining the term “vajazzle.” Now, I know that Jen was one of the first celebs to talk about getting little crystals pasted to her hoo-ha, but I don’t really think she’s responsible for the term. I smell a lawsuit. [Team Coco] Keep reading »
I would too, if I had just spent the afternoon at the Lucky Massage Spa. What a happy ending to a long day, amiright? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Jennifer Love Hewitt has slammed reports she tested a new boyfriend by taking him on vacation. Reports suggested the actress invited her “The Client List” co-star Brian Hallisay on a week-long Fiji getaway to see how their relationship would fare before going public as a couple.
An article in The National Enquirer reported that Hewitt feels “as if she’s been jinxed in the romance department” after a string of break-ups.
In response to the rumors, the actress insists the story is false and took to Twitter to tell fans she was actually on a goodwill trip with pals. Read more …
There was a time not so long ago when famous folk wanted to create the illusion that they were NOT “just like us.” Grace Kelly was never photographed buying jumbo packs of toilet paper! Audrey Hepburn describing where she was the day Aunt Flo first came to visit? HA! Nowadays many female stars, like Jennifer Love Hewitt, are eager to overshare about their private bodily business.
If only JLH had taken a cue from Audrey Hepburn (who she once played in TV movie), we wouldn’t have had to endure news of her vajazzling habits for the last two years. At this point, we’ll never forget that she’s responsible for the ridiculous trend, which involves encrusting one’s pubic area with crystals. But we really wish she would stop talking about it already. At last week’s Upfronts for “The Client List,” she told red carpet reporters that she was vajazzled for the special occasion: “I’m full of good energy [down there]” she told anyone who would listen. Ugh. Make it stop. From bikini waxing and colonics to anal bleaching, here are some other examples of crazy celeb TMI. [Celebitchy]
“I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like: ‘Guys, don’t take them away!’ I’m getting issues about it, I think.”
– I would love to be a fly on the wall when Jennifer Love Hewitt discusses this nightmare in therapy. [The Sun UK]
Jennifer Love Hewitt just learned a valuable lesson: Don’t reveal your private crushes in public!
“The moment when you make a comment about something or someone and the world makes you feel like a total fool. #keepcrushesquiet,” the star of ”The Client List” tweeted today. The “someone” in question: Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine. Read more…
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the latest Hollywood star to play a hooker with a heart of gold, thanks to her new massage parlor-with-benefits show ”The Client List.”
Ever since Julia Roberts played “V” in ”Pretty Woman,” Hollywood has been obsessed with prostitutes … and playing one is sometimes a surefire way to get award-winning praise! Roberts, Elisabeth Shue, Charlize Theron, Mira Sorvio and the late Elizabeth Taylor were all either nominated for or won Oscars for playing call girls. Read more…
“I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla Extract — the baking kind — and dab it on my neck. Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!’”
— I’m so not surprised that this absurdity came from the mouth of Jennifer Love Hewitt. You know how it goes: if men like it, it must be good! [Us Weekly]