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Are Celeb “Sex Tapes With No Sex” The New Sex Tapes?
You call that a sex tape? Still images from LeAnn Rimes’ alleged sex tape finally surfaced yesterday and holy moly, she’s wearing a tanktop and a ponytail and … yeah, it’s lame. Like, really lame. Like, why-did-I-click-this lame. Rimes was adamant on Twitter that she “never filmed [herself] having sex on tape, period” and if the images from this “sex tape” are any indication, that’s the truth.
In the old days, a sex tape was a sex tape. Pamela Anderson banged Tommy Lee in theirs. Colin Farell went down on a woman in his. R. Kelly peed on someone in his. Even Christian pageant queen Carrie Prejean masturbated in hers. The point is, back in the day, a sex tape had sex in it. Keep reading »
Quickies: J. Lo Stops Honeymoon Sex Tape & 9-Year-Old Piper Palin Versus A Magazine Photographer
- Jennifer Lopez has temporarily halted the sale of her honeymoon sex tape, which she filmed with ex-husband Ojani Noa, by filing a restraining order against his new girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez, who technically owns the tape. [TMZ]
- Lauryn Hill is preggo with her sixth kid. [Dlisted]
- Don’t bring Sienna Miller to a tennis match because she’ll poke you a lot and won’t just let you focus on the damn game. [Celebitchy]
- What’s the “housewife headache”? And can it be cured by Tylenol and/or orgasms? [Boing Boing]
Porn Companies Fight Over Jennifer Lopez’s Honeymoon Sex Tape
Porn companies are scrambling to get their hands on Jennifer Lopez‘s honeymoon sex tape, which those-in-the-know claim shows that famous booty gettin’ spanked. Oh, and possibly J. Lo flashing her vajayjay on a street in Cuba? (But not, you know, actual sex.) Her sleazy ex-husband, Ojani Noa, to whom she was only married for 11 months back in 1997, has been threatening to sell the footage for months now. Keep reading »
Jennifer Lopez’s First Gig Was Back-Up Dancing For New Kids On The Block
Last night, Jennifer Lopez sat down for an interview with Jay Leno and he asked her about her first dance gig. “I got a job working as a back-up dancer for New Kids on the Block,” she said. “It was dancing for them on the American Music Awards and it was a big deal. That was a long time ago.” Jay then informed her that the exact year was 1991 and that he had the video footage ready to roll. Above, check out Jennifer hanging tough with the guys. Keep reading »
Quickies: J. Lo Gets A Kiss From Casey Abrams On “American Idol”
- Did anyone think the kiss Casey Abrams gave Jennifer Lopez on “American Idol” last night was a little bit creepy? Or was it actually kinda sweet? Amelia says, “He shouldn’t be trying to do the heartthrob thing.” What does everyone else think? [Huffington Post]
- Emma Watson reportedly abandoned her Ivy League dreams because fellow students at Brown University were a**holes to her. A source told The New York Daily News that when Emma answered a question correctly in class, some students would trill, “Three points for Gryffindor!”, which is a congratulatory phrase at the Hogwarts school in the “Harry Potter” movies. [New York Daily News]
- “30 Rock”‘s Jane Krakowski pooped out her baby on April 13. His name is Bennett Robert Godley. Mazel tov, Jane! [US Weekly]
- It’s a sad comment on society when celebrity couples who haven’t gotten divorced is grounds for a slideshow. [Celebuzz]
Being Beautiful Is Jennifer Lopez’s Job
“The thing is, [being beautiful] is part of my job … I don’t want anybody thinking it’s easy. It does take time and it’s hard work. HDTV wide-screen is nobody’s friend!”
– Jennifer Lopez on being named People‘s “World’s Most Beautiful Woman.” Her job sounds exhausting. Her regime includes grueling workouts, a strict diet, and regular trips to the esthetician. It must be hard to live a spontaneous life that way. I’d rather wear my pajamas and blog all day for my paycheck, thank you very much. But then again, HDTV and I have never tried to be friends. [People] Keep reading »
J. Lo Eats Diamonds For Breakfast
Jennifer Lopez is one fancy lady. She’s eating sushi jewelry in the new ad for Tous, a Spanish jewelry company. We should all dine so decadently! [Examiner] Keep reading »
Lauren Alaina May Be Your Next “American Idol”
Last night, “American Idol” unveiled its first real frontrunner, Lauren Alaina. The 15-year-old Georgia native was inspired to sing by her cousin Holly, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor three years ago. (Heartbreaking story alert!) Lauren, who was described a “beyondo cute” by Steven Tyler (who also may have been referring to her when he said the judges found “the one”), first sang Faith Hill’s “Like We Never Loved At All,” which made judge Jennifer Lopez cry. Then Lauren sang her favorite song, Aerosmith’s “Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” (convenient!), pointing at Steven Tyler to join in. The judges were clearly enamored with her and while I think she has a very good voice, I don’t know, I didn’t find her to be particularly special or different. PopDust also points out that Lauren suffers from an affliction faced by many an “American Idol” hopeful — the insistence on smiling through the entirety of an audition, “to ingratiate [themselves] with the judges,” even if the lyrics to the song they are singing are downright depressing. It’s annoying, but maybe no one else cares. [PopDust] Keep reading »
“American Idol” Plays Nice, Turns On The Waterworks
Last night’s “American Idol” sure was a tearjerker, huh? While the first episode of “Idol” on Wednesday had a bunch of standout bad auditions, last night’s most memorable performances were all good. First up, my new spirit animal, Brett Loewenstern, a 16-year-old ginger hippie freak from Florida, who I loved instantly, even before hearing him sing, because of his look and his story. Maura over at Popdust writes in her recap of the show, “Brett’s whole audition arc, which felt like a prologue to an It Gets Better video, made it obvious that the show is taking an anti-bullying cue from its Fox sibling ‘Glee.’ … That ‘Be Nice’ would be more of an unofficial show motto in the absence of Simon Cowell was a given, but the idea that ‘American Idol,’ which has trafficked in raking in ratings for ridiculing the oddballs during its first nine seasons, would embrace the outcasts is definitely a sea change for the show’s overall tone.” Keep reading »
