Poor Tina Douglas, mother and manager of Ashanti. Millions of fans are crazy for her daughter, and Tina can handle most of them. Except one guy, Devar Hurd, who got a lot crazier than the rest. He’s charged with aggravated harassment for sending Tina pictures of his penis, as well as long, creepy texts and voicemails about his obsession with Ashanti, who doesn’t even know him. Clearly Devar needs help, and he’s facing two years in prison, if convicted. [NY Daily News]

I found this photograph after clicking on a VanityFair.com link that read: “Click here to see a slide show of Brigitte Lacombe’s portraits of Meryl Streep.” So, you get a series of photographs that Lacombe has taken of Streep over the years. The first one was taken in 1979. The most recent one is the one you see here and was taken in October. The package comes as part of an online-only teaser for a cover story on Streep, which graces the January issue of the magazine. As Streep states in the piece, she’s experiencing a rare thing for women over 40 in Hollywood: a major comeback. “It’s incredible,” Streep crows proudly. “I’m 60, and I’m playing the romantic lead in romantic comedies!” So, what do they do with her? Why, they airbrush her to death, of course. After the jump, compare the Vanity Fair Streep with the real one, sans Photoshop.

While W may have Photoshopped out all that makes Jennifer Garner look like Jennifer Garner, they didn’t go wrong in the makeup department. Look at the fierce cat eye! Adore.

One problem, though: there’s no bigger beauty challenge than applying liquid liner. It takes a seriously steady hand, just the right mirror angle and an ounce of dumb luck to get it right. Seriously, when was the last time you tried to pull off the whole cat eyeliner look and emerged victorious? I’m pretty decent doing one eye—but I can’t very well go out with just one eye lined! I’ve got a few tips I stumbled upon in my quest for perfectly cat-eye lined lids, after the jump.

“We were together for a year, and we just started breeding. We were like, ‘Let’s have a baby!’ And eight days later ...”

—Jennifer Garner, on deciding to have kids with Ben Affleck. What’s up with celebrities being baby crazy? [NY Post]

I love me some Jennifer Garner, but this shot of her on the cover of the January 2010 issue of W magazine is god-awful. It doesn’t even look like her. Why would you Photoshop the crap out of a beautiful young woman? The Dior dress looks great, though. [Fashion Copious]

I am so mega obsessed with the cuteness of little Seraphina Affleck, who visited dad on set with her mom and big sis, Violet. [Cambridge, MA, 10/20/09]

Last night Jennifer Garner appeared on “The Jay Leno Show” to promote her film “The Invention of Lying.” Or so she hoped. Before Jay would let her talk about the movie, Jennifer had to recite the Boston Red Sox’s starting lineup (since husband Ben Affleck is such a huge fan).

Jennifer was able to name the players with no problem, even adding commentary like, “he looks like George Clooney” and “he’s been having a great year, by the way.” Pretty impressive, Jen!

This got us to wondering just how many of you take on your boyfriend’s hobbies or become fans of the sports teams he likes. Has your boyfriend’s obsessive checking of scores rubbed off on you so much that you’ve become a fan yourself?

Year after year, these two win the award for Cutest Boring Couple in Hollywood. [Los Angeles, 5/18/09]

Seraphina Rose Elizabeth, according to People.com. Seraphina is the “feminine form of the Late Latin name Seraphinus, derived from the biblical word seraphim which was Hebrew in origin and meant ‘fiery ones.’” Might the little girl have red hair? The name may not be in line with what we predicted—colored, floral, or elderly in nature—but her two middle names are. Rose is, duh, a flower and a color, while Elizabeth is about as traditional a name as you can get. Anyway, congrats on getting a name baby! [People]

As Amelia mentioned earlier, Jennifer Garner gave birth yesterday to her second baby girl by Ben Affleck. This child is going to be the second cutest kid in Hollywood, because Violet is the most adorable of all the famous couple spawn. But what will Jen and Ben name her? When a couple has more than one child, their offspring’s names must mesh well, as they’ll appear together on Christmas cards for many years. We think they could go in a few different directions. Vote below on which category you think the name will fall into, then leave your name suggestion in the comments!

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck welcomed their second daughter yesterday. No details have been released, including the name, but we’re betting on another flower name to go along with Violet. Rose? Lily? Tulip? Peony? Hydrangea? Ranunculus? [Us Weekly]