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Hitched: Jennifer Aniston Will Not Die Pathetic And Alone After All

The world’s saddest person has finally crawled out from under the sad bajillions of dollars she’s made over the years, clawed her way through the sad memories of the last decade of middlingly famous, questionably talented dudes who’ve rejected her and her sad self and at last trapped a man into filling the hole in her sad, professionally successful, by all accounts non-substance-abusive, award-winning, generally talented and supported by nice ladyfriends heart!

In the popular imagination, here is the hierarchy of sadness as I have come to understand it, from not at all sad to the most sad thing anyone can think of, ever: single men, latter-days Charlie Sheen, Olympic silver medal winners, adorable kittens in compromising positions, married men, victims of violent crime and/or systematic injustice and oppression, single women, divorced women, Jennifer Aniston. Keep reading »

9 Guys You Should Date Before Settling Down

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When you think of settling down, Jennifer Aniston isn’t usually the first name to come up. That was until of course this weekend when she said “yes!” to longtime beau, Justin Theroux. Honestly, I’ve always been Team Angie, but it’s so great to see Jenn happy. Everyone deserves to find that special someone, and it seems like Justin is That Guy for her. In their pictures together, he looks just as in love with her as she is with him. How sweet!

But, Jenn has kissed a lot of frogs before getting to this point. Most of them weren’t terrible guys (I mean there was Brad Pitt), but they were frogs for her. Which teaches us girls a lesson. There are a lot of guys you need to date before you can really settle down. Each one is great in their own way and gives you important life experiences. Finding The One first isn’t always the best thing! Don’t believe me? Look through the guys below and  you’ll change your mind.

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Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Engaged!

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are engaged!

Theroux’s rep confirmed to People magazine today: “Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage.”

These two have been rumored to be engaged for awhile. Huffington Post said Theroux proposed days after the pair were spotted vacationing in Hawaii; it’s unclear where the proposal happened. No word yet on what Jen’s ring looks like or where the wedding will be. Mazel tov, you two!

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Jennifer Aniston Could Look Her Best Ever If She Opted For Some Bangs

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux adopted a puppy named Sophie. Read More »
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SS: Jennifer Aniston
We're obsessed with the outfit she wore in Paris! Read More »

I’m an Angelina girl 4 life, but it’s kind of impossible to hate Jennifer Aniston. She’s too milquetoast, there’s nothing to hate about her … with the exception of that foxy Justin Theroux she’s got her claws in. Mrrrrreow. Jennifer just has zero bad-girl cred no matter how hard she tries to cultivate it, and boy, does she try! Leather jackets, skinny jeans, ankle boots — make no mistake, she’s vying for a more rebellious hook-up. With that in mind, I offer an easy solution for Jen that’ll have her looking like a proper punk girlfriend in no time: bangs. As seen in this (super awkward) photo, the long, messy bangs lend her the hipness she so needs, even in a frumpy outfit as she plays a drug-peddling “mom” on the set of her new movie “We’re The Millers.” Jen has been sporting the same silky, straightforward hair for so long, and I think a teeny-tiny tweak like this could be the best bet for her stylistically. Do you think a full-on fringe would give the usually very vanilla actress an edgier appeal, or do you like her just fine just the way she is?

Style Stealer: Jennifer Aniston’s Casual Paris Sightseeing Style

Here we have too-cool-for-school couple Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux strolling through the streets of Paris. Perhaps most noticeable to some is the big honker of a ring on Jen’s hand. One pap site claimed this was evidence that Jen and Justin are engaged, but last I checked, an engagement ring is worn on the left hand. Anyway, I’m really into Jen’s pulled together, casual vibe. She looks comfy and appropriately dressed for a day of seeing the sights in the city of love. After the jump, find out how to get it — right hand “engagement ring” not included. Keep reading »

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SS: Jessica Alba
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Jennifer Aniston Invited Angelina Jolie To Lunch, But Brad Says No, No, No

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  • The National Enquirer claims Jennifer Aniston sent flowers to Angelina Jolie, congratulating her on the world’s most ZOMG engagement, and the pair made plans for lunch. No fucking way! said Brad Pitt, supposedly. The Enquirer claims Brad is “freaking out” that his ex-wife and his fiancée might meet up and “envisions the two women pulling hair and punching each other.” Please. Do you know how much plastic surgery it would take to fix that? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • More details on Drew Barrymore’s wedding this weekend: the bride wore a custom-made Chanel dress accented with feathers and guests partied to an ’80s tribute band. Aww! [Eonline]
  • Missed the MTV Movie Awards last night? No worries, here’s everything that went down. [Betty Confidential]
  • Kelsey Grammar and his fourth wife, Kayte, have renewed their vows. So that’s like a fifth wedding, right? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • New songs by Fiona Apple and Patti Smith for your listening enjoyment. [Flavorwire]
  • Sex advice from “Community” star Aubrey Plaza — it’s actually good! [Nerve] Keep reading »

One Guy, Every Rom-Com Star Ever

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What does every single dude that’s ever starred in a romantic comedy have in common? Well, they’ve all been impersonated by this guy, and they’ve all been in a movie with Jen Aniston.

John Mayer Apologizes For “Dumb Interviews” About Jessica Simpon & Jennifer Aniston

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John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
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“I just sort of lost my head for awhile. I did some dumb interviews and it woke me up. … It was a very strange time. It sort of, like, rocketed me into adulthood. It was a violent crash into being an adult. So for a couple years, it was all figuring it all out. I’m glad I stayed out of the spotlight. I think back then I would have said ‘Give me two weeks! Let me get out! Let me go on ‘Ellen’ and explain myself!’ And it was, like, ‘No, idiot, go away. Be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.’”

– John Mayer is responding, of course, to his 2010 interview with Playboy magazine in which he got really overshare-y about his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. He called Jess “sexual napalm,” said she was like “crack cocaine” to him in bed, and said of her “If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f**king you.” (He later apologized to her in writing, but Jessica said she has not and doesn’t ever plan to accept his apology.) And then there was the time John got blabby with paparazzi about his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, which got him in big trubs with her Keep reading »

Justin Theroux Calls Off His Wedding To Jennifer Aniston!

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux

t seems Justin Theroux is sick to death of his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston’sobsession with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and has called off their weddingindefinitely!  Jen is said to have collapsed into tears when she heard the news of Brad and Angelina’s engagement and that didn’t make Justin very happy.

“This was going to be Jen’s BIG year for love and happiness. She and Justin were knee-deep in wedding preparations when Jen got the shattering news that Brad and Angie were announcing their en­gagement and making plans to wed this year.” says a source. Read more…

Wait, What? Scientists Discover A Jennifer Aniston Neuron

Brad Disses Jen?
Says life with her "wasn't interesting." Read More »

Jennifer Aniston obviously plays an important role in American pop culture, but scientists have discovered that she also plays a prominent role in a more unexpected place: the medial part of the temporal lobe. Yep, there is a Jennifer Aniston neuron in our brains. Skeptical? Confused? Okay, here’s the deal … Keep reading »

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