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Star Couplings: Ellen Plays Matchmaker For Jennifer Aniston

  • Ellen Degeneres is trying to hook up pal Jennifer Aniston with soap star Shemar Moore. He’s hot, in that soap star way. [People]
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    Text Messaging Ruins Jennifer Aniston’s Love Life Too

    The text message: the worst invention to ever happen to dating. Well, it’s at least a close second to the chastity belt. This technological form of “communication” has already left a trail of tears amongst my gal pals. From late night sex solicitation to crazy guys who use the stilted language as a crutch for their fears, the text message has been taking relationships down a notch. Now it’s bullying poor Jennifer Aniston. Everyone’s watched her ex John Mayer put on a show of his breakup blues. He’s been seen around town covering his puffy eyes with stupid sweaters and scarves. But what about Jennifer? She’s been keeping the highly publicized romance classy by keeping her mouth shut. But since her friends don’t share her tact, they’re dishing all the dirt, and apparently, she got dumped via text! It all started with a heated argument where John admitted he didn’t share her “first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage” plan. After hanging up the phone he texted her, “That’s it — the end.” Say it to her face! What a wuss. Damn you text messages, you let another one slip through our fingers. [Denver Post] Keep reading »

    Michael Phelps: Who To Go For The Gold With?

    Studly swimmer Michael Phelps is on everyone’s lips, yet shockingly still single. Although he shares a close relationship with his mama, the athlete has put off his personal life to become a well-trained machine. As the Olympics come to a close, Michael has broken records, but no one’s heart. So, now that he’ll have some free time, here’s who The Frisky thinks he should test the waters with:

    America Ferrera: The sweetheart star of Ugly Betty, Phelps could easily just say he won all those gold medals for this America! Smart and successful, with a bright smile to match his — Ferrera could give this swimmer something to hold onto.
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    Star Couplings: Sam Ronson Isn’t Lindsay Lohan’s First Lesbian Love

  • According to News of the World, Lindsay Lohan was hot and heavy with Courtenay Semel way before she got together with Samantha Ronson, but was so terrified of being outted as a lesbian that she hooked up with men to confuse the media and to distract herself from her feelings. [Perez Hilton]
  • Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi were married on Saturday in front of 20 family members and friends. They both wore Zac Posen and looked HOT. [Us Weekly]
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    Jennifer Aniston: Who To Do Next?

    Jennifer Aniston has had many a studly star — Tate Donovan, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and Vince Vaughn, just to name a few. While every girl gets the breakup blues, we all know you have to get right back up on the horse and ride — and by horse we mean a new Hollywood hottie. So, now that Jennifer and John Mayer are over, we’re wondering who is a girl to do? We decided to explore her options…

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    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Says Ali Did Not Have A Boob Job

  • Us Weekly finally noticed what we pointed out two weeks ago — did Ali Lohan get a boob job? Then Lindsay Lohan responded on her MySpace blog saying, “…my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year old child to alter her body. I am not judging people that do, but I am just saying that it’s not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!” So…no? [DListed]
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    Quickies!: Jennifer Aniston Closes The Chapter On Friends

  • Jennifer Aniston said she has closed the chapter on Friends, so there won’t be a film. Now if only the rest of the world would too. [Pop Eater]
  • Self-medication, anyone? Alcohol, candy and cigarette companies are reporting healthy sales, despite our economy. [Money.AOL]
  • A woman who has never shown symptoms of infection with the AIDS virus may hold the secret to a vaccine. [AOL]
  • You can work your butt off and eat a nutritious diet, but you may never have visible six-pack abs. Sorry! [Shine.yahoo]
  • Dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg tackles the occurrence of lesbian sex in a straight woman’s dreams. [Daily Bedpost]
  • We heart Whoopi Goldberg too. [Boinkology]
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    Listen Up, Tabloids: Leave Jennifer Aniston Alone!

    Brangelina just had twins and the magazine covers of OK! and Star are at it again, claiming that Brad’s ex, Jennifer Aniston, is desperate to not be far behind on the procreation bandwagon. While Aniston’s rep denied the rumor today, we still find the story to be pretty messed up. First of all, Jennifer went from being America’s Sweetheart to America’s #1 Cougar in the span of just a few years. And sure, she’s headed straight for the big 4-0, but we didn’t see anyone flinch when 50-something bachelor George Clooney went monogamous with Sarah Larson a few months ago (albeit just for a bit). No one was putting him on the cover of their trash mag claiming he wanted to settle down and spawn. Not every lady’s biological clock is ticking.

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    Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston & John Meyer NOT Heading Down The Aisle

  • Those Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer wedding/baby rumors are as B.S. as you would expect. [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Jenna Jameson Expecting Her First Child!

  • Jenna Jameson is pregnant with boyfriend Tito Ortiz’s baby — we hope. Zing! Porn star joke! [Perez Hilton]
  • If you believe the tabloids, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are getting married AND having a baby. [Perez Hilton]
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