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Jennifer Aniston’s Life Mirrors Her “Art”

Jennifer Aniston has been known to play some rather pathetic movie characters in the name of comedy. But what’s really funny is that her movies tend to reflect what has happened in her life. Aniston just signed on to the film “The Baster,” about a woman who wants to have a baby through artificial insemination, but doesn’t realize her best guy friend has switched her sperm sample with his own swimmers. Perhaps she’s testing the single motherhood waters with this film? After the jump, examples of films where Aniston essentially played herself. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Is Madonna Envious Of Lourdes?

  • OK magazine claims Madonna is jealous of daughter Lourdes’s “youth and beauty.” That might explain why Madge hasn’t advised her daughter on how to groom her eyebrows. [DListed]
  • How can Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag get “divorced” if their “marriage” isn’t valid? [Perez Hilton]
  • Audrina Partridge isn’t going for Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds. [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Britney Spears And Kevin Federline Work It Out Like Adults

  • Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will share custody of their sons while Brit is on her two-month tour. We’re hoping this will keep her grounded. [People.com]
  • Jennifer Aniston admitted in Marie Claire that she still has cassette tapes of messages from her first and second boyfriends and her ex-husband. “[I]t’s like saving love letters,” she said. No, Jen, it means you have trouble moving on. [Dlisted]
  • An end-of-season plot in “Gossip Girl” is supposedly based on Anne Hathaway’s romance-gone-wrong with Rafaello Follieri. [EW] Keep reading »
  • Jennifer Aniston Takes Her Clothes Off, Just Not For Playboy

    In the January issue of GQ, Jennifer posed on the cover wearing nothing but a man’s tie to match her birthday suit. After seeing her cover, Playboy’s head, Hugh Hefner, said , “Is it just me or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?…Never seen her in this light before.” Whoa, easy there sparky! But according to a Playboy spokesperson, Hef just had to ask if he could have her for his mag and offered her $4 million plus a bonus for sales that could earn her up to $10 million if she agreed to pose nude! Wow, I can barely get a dude to buy me a drink before we get nekkid. However, All American Aniston doesn’t literally want to be a “Girl Next Door.” So, she turned Hef down, even though she told GQ “Yes” for a heck of a lot less dough. Alas, the cougar has decided to keep her clothes on, this time. But maybe she should reconsider, after all, that’s a whole lot of neck ties, Jen. [Celebrity Smack] Keep reading »

    Quickies:! John Mayer Is Putting A Ring On It, “Gossip Girl” Mom May Die & J.Hud Comes Out Of Hiding

  • John Mayer is going to make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston. He’s planning to pop the question on her birthday. [Star]
  • New Yorkers may not be in love with the idea of Caroline Kennedy being their Senator. [Perez Hilton]
  • Remember the parents that named their child Adolf and got upset when a supermarket didn’t put “Happy Birthday Adolf” on the birthday cake. Well, the kids have been taken away by family services. [MSNBC]
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    New Year’s Resolutions Celebrities Should Make

    We’ve already read about the real resolutions celebrities have made for 2009, but we can think of more than a few who need some suggestions. After the jump, New Year’s resolutions 12 celebrities SHOULD be making. Keep reading »

    Poll: Who Needs A Makeover In 2009?

    The New York Times‘ Sunday Style section had a story about the celebs who need a makeover in the next year — from Brad Pitt to Madonna, Guy Trebay says these stars need total life makeovers in 2009. So with that in mind, which star do you think is most need of a major overhaul in 2009? [NY Times] Keep reading »

    Jennifer Aniston Finally Beats Brad Pitt At Something

    Jennifer Aniston may not be married with six-million children like her ex Brad Pitt, but now she has something on him. Aniston’s movie “Marley & Me” took home an estimated $37 million this weekend, while Pitt’s “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” made $27 million, less than Adam Sandler’s “Bedtime Stories”! Amelia thinks “Benjamin Button” lost because it was about “a gross old man baby” (see photo at left). I think it’s because the dog who played Marley is way better looking than Brad Pitt. Did you see either movie this weekend? [Reuters] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Hoping To Get Pregs

  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are supposedly actively trying to have a baby because there is no effing way Jess is letting Ashlee steal her thunder. [Perez Hilton]
  • Pete Wentz is so edgy. He tasted Momma Ashlee’s breast milk! Punk rock! [DListed]
  • John Mayer is THE WORST. He apparently hates Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. You know what I hate? Stupid fat lipped singers who hate dogs. [DListed]
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    No One Wants To Talk About “Marley & Me” With Jennifer Aniston

    To a certain degree, it’s easy to blame Jennifer Aniston for the fact that NO ONE is actually talking about her movie, “Marley & Me,” when she makes TV talk show appearances. But then again, it’s pretty easy to blame the news anchors, as well, who seem utterly incapacitated when it comes to doing their jobs, in the wake of her sexy GQ cover shoot and willingness to talk about Brangelina. Witness this super awkward interview with “The Early Show”‘s Harry Smith, who presents Aniston with a bow tie to pose in next time around. Gross, old man! Keep reading »