She’s famous for a whole host of reasons, but one of the first things that pops into anyone’s mind when they hear the name “Jennifer Aniston” is how freakin’ perfect and amazing her hair is and has always been.
I mean, can you ever remember a point when she had a bad haircut? And don’t even try and tell me that “The Rachel” wasn’t super cute and enviable. You know you wanted it back in the ’90s. (Everyone did.)
Her locks have only gotten more stunning since her “Friends” days, and now finally, Jennifer is sharing her secret to gorgeous hair. Read more at The Stir…
The paparazzi have been searching for Jennifer Aniston’s half-brother, son of John Aniston and his second wife Sherry Rooney, for the last nine years. He was last spotted at the 2004 premiere of “Along Came Polly,” as a clean cut 14-year-old. At long last, A.J. Aniston, now a 24-year-old crust punk, was found wandering the playa at Burning Man, complete with a raccoon tail and two stomach tattoos (“Live Free” and “Down To Cuddle” right above his crotch). So what has A.J. been doing all these years? The self-described “traveling artist,” who sleeps on a mattress in the back of a van and likes to “make his own bikes,” has been busy trekking between Los Angeles, Santa Cruz and Alaska. When asked if would ever talk to the press about Jen, he replied: “Never.” Ouch. He may not be down to talk about his sister, but he is down to cuddle. [NYMag.com; Daily Mail UK]
“I have these beautiful wax-museum pieces — handmade, from the 1800′s — from a museum of curiosities. They’re just these open mouths, with tongues, and in the throats are different stages, labeled, of syphilis and gonorrhea and whatever. Those definitely found a great place in my office in L.A….They weren’t going to be above the fireplace anytime soon…We inherited the chickens from the previous owners … They were like, ‘Of course we’ll get rid of the chickens,’ and we said, ‘Are you crazy? Don’t get rid of the chickens. That’s half the reason we wanted this place.’”
– Justin Theroux accidentally reveals the strange lifestyle he and Jennifer Aniston lead in GQ Magazine. It’s like a regular old “Addams Family” farm up in their $21 million dollar Bel Air mansion. Uncle Fester slaughters the chickens while Justin and Jen hang out in the parlor and braid Cousin Itt’s hair and admire the gonorrhea sculptures — at least until Jen banishes them to the office. Maybe this is their ploy to be weirder than Brad and Angelina. Either way, they win with their STD art and their chicken coop. [The Hollywood Gossip]
Did anyone know they were? Apparently rumors were swirling that the former Monica Gellar and and the late-night queen of crass were feuding over Jen Aniston’s upcoming bachelorette party. Well, according to Ms. Handler, who had Jen on “Chelsea Lately” this week to promote her new movie, “We Are The Millers,” she and Courteney barely even know each other. Also, Jen’s totally not even having a bachelorette party. Sorry, gossip magazines — your story was shut down before anyone even knew about it. [The Huffington Post] [Photos: Getty Images]
I say “dares” to wear satin because anytime a female celeb wears the form-fitting fabric on the red carpet, the paparazzi photo sites start speculating that the perfectly normal looking, if not concave, belly area is evidence that said celeb is pregnant. And that is annoying. Stupid speculations aside, Jennifer Aniston looks fab in this midi-length smokey purple gown at the red carpet premiere of “We’re The Millers.” Suck it, paps. [Photo: INFphoto.com]
“Go to therapy. Clean up all of the shit. Clean up all of the toxins and the noise. Understand who you are. Educate yourself on the self. You can undo a lot of things. If you’re not happy, you can become happy. Happiness is a choice. That’s the thing I really feel. Like with friends who refuse to get happy, who refuse to rise above the discomfort of where they’re at.”
–In an interview for her Glamour cover story, Jennifer Aniston offered up these wise words in response to the question, “What advice would you give yourself in your thirties?” Gossip mags are latching onto the fact that Jen, now 44, was going through her very public divorce from Brad Pitt in her thirties, but I don’t think that’s what matters — this is damn good advice for anyone at any age, no matter their circumstances. [Us Weekly]
This week, it’s been hotter than the hinges in hell in New York City, with temps reaching into the 90s. Speaking of hell, how did Jennifer Aniston — in town filming a movie — manage to look like she was barely breaking a sweat? The key, I’ve gathered from studying this picture extensively, is by wearing comfortable, breathable fabrics, and as little of them as possible. Find out how to get the look after the jump! (Deodorant not included.) Keep reading »
Celebrities: They are not “just like us.” They don’t sweat in the summer. Their skin remains perfectly glistening and lovely. Their makeup stays in place. There is no fly-away hair or smudged eyeliner. Who created these mythical beastlings, anyway?
Fabled origins aside, celebs are also very good at wearing black. It is the universal color of cool, after all. They’re also fond of blue, not to mention, when they’re gettin’ crazy, pairing the two together. Here, we see Australian pop star Iggy Azalea; coveted hair-possessor Alexa Chung; Victoria’s Secret model/submissive celebrity wife Miranda Kerr; Foreveralone Jennifer Aniston; and Japanese model Rila Fukushima. They’re all in some combo of black and blue, but which look do you like best?
“I’ll never forget when Justin and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry. The only thing around was McDonald’s. I think I ordered a Big Mac. Wow, my body did not react well to that! It was like putting gasoline in a purified system. I am always trying to eat organic and natural foods, so that just made my stomach turn and made me feel terrible.”
– Stars! They’re just like us! They eat fast food on road trips! But unlike us, Jennifer Aniston seems to be deeply traumatized to have put a
delicious disgusting Big Mac into her temple of a body that one time. Are we sure Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t give this quote to NYMag.com’s The Cut blog? [NYMag.com]