I don’t know about you, but I always like to check in on my favorite former “Jersey Shore” stars. Otherwise I kind of start to worry about them, you know? Take Deena Cortese, for example — if I didn’t throw her name into my Google search bar once in a while, I’d never know what she was up to. Lo, here she is at InTouch Weekly‘s VMA after party, sporting allllllll of the makeup and what appears to be yet another brand new face. Deena, it seems, cruelly left approximately no makeup for her friend Jenni Farley to wear to the event, because JWoww is looking fresh-faced as hell! I’m not even being sarcastic like I usually am; JWoww looks great. I’m even willing to overlook her stupid glittery Princess of Party City dress, because this is really a step in the right direction. Take note, little meatball, as you embark on your new singing career.
“Be yourself on your wedding day, don’t go to that extent of ridiculousness … So my big thing from here until whenever my wedding day is just to live healthy … Just live your life so on your wedding day you feel healthy and you’re not starving in your wedding dress and ready to wolf down the whole cake.”
― Hey, that JWoww has a point! But, um, she seems to have forgotten what she was supposed to be talking about, which is AbCuts Sleek & Lean diet pills — the brand she’s the celebrity spokesperson for. Whoops! [Celebuzz]
Jenni “JWoww” Farley is probably my favorite castmate on “Jersey Shore,” which is kind of like saying, “Chlamydia is my favorite STD.” And yes, expecting class, grace and tastefulness from anyone in the Shore house would would be ridiculous. However, JWoww’s new line of stick-on bikinis is really next level. You know, stick-on bikinis. Because tying a bikini is really too hard. Keep reading »
“People are saying I got cheek implants, my chin shaved down and a nose job. If I got work done, I would be open to talking about it. I didn’t. I lost 15 pounds, and my cheeks have become more defined. I highlight my cheeks instead of putting bronzer on them.”
—Jenni “J-Woww” Farley responds to folks who are saying that she must have had some work done to her face between seasons of “Jersey Shore.” I’m inclined to believe her. She is no stranger to the knife, and has been very open about getting fake boobs. However, if ditching the bronzer can make that much of a difference—the product should be outlawed. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
The cast of “Jersey Shore” was back in action this week on MTV — but one of them looked completely different! JWoww surprised fans of the show with a pretty shocking weight loss and different-looking face during the premiere (above) — and they were vocal about it on Twitter.
One user tweeted “omg jwoww lost alot of weight! she looks weird,” another adding “Yea she looked too small! & her face looked really tight.” Read more… Keep reading »
Earlier this month, Jenni “JWoww” Farley became the third “Jersey Shore” cast member to pen a book, releasing The Rules According to JWoww: Shore Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition. (The Situation and Snooki beat her to the bookshelves.) “Women need dating rules like they need bras,” she writes in the intro. “Sure, you can go without them, but if you do—and you’re sporting a nice boob job like I am—you are gonna be flopping out there in the wind. You need the right support.” Nice analogy? [MSNBC]
JWoww has been on the road, hardcore promoting her 214 page book. On Wednesday night, she talked to Leno about it, giving him a few examples of her 60 rules. First, she explained, do not drink on a first date. “Don’t end up like we are on the show. Avoid that,” Jenni said. Yep, I’ll cosign on that.
After the jump, we’ve collected some of the rules from Jenni’s book that she’s discussed so far and rate how sound we think her advice is. Keep reading »
“Hot and sweaty is the greatest with the right person. But if it’s the wrong person, ugggh, it’s disgusting. It’s like, OK, not working. Get away from me and shut the door behind you.”
– Jenni “J-Woww” Farley on having sex during the hot and sticky summer in the latest issue of Maxim. Jessica and I debated this topic before — she was pro sweaty sexy, while I was anti. Where do you stand? Also, what happened with Jenni’s belly-button? [Maxim] Keep reading »
Admit it. You’re anxiously awaiting the return of “Jersey Shore” to find out what trouble those guidos and guidettes get into in Miami. In the meantime, the cast is out and about, satiating the world’s need for tan bodies and fist-pumping with a few well-paid appearances. JWoww showed up on the red carpet of the MTV Movie Awards in a design of her own making: a pink lacy dress embellished with 1,000 Swarovski crystals that looks more like a nightie you’d wear to bed than a dress you’d wear for a date or night of dancing. Since she’s launching her own line, called Filthy Couture, it was about time she did some shameless self-promotion. If this dress is any indication of the future creations she’ll place on the market, her “designs” will be perfect fodder for worst-dressed lists. “I’m more like rocker-edgy, but very sexy,” she said, explaining her style. “Definitely all my dresses and bathing suits and my jeans and shirts will be like that. I keep it sexy classy. I won’t go to porn star sexy. I won’t go that far.” Too late, Jenni, too late. [People Style Watch] Keep reading »
Not that the “Jersey Shore” girls left much to the imagination in the first place, but gossip site RadarOnline.com says that nude photos and video of Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) are allegedly being shopped around to various media outlets. Snooki is the second guidette to have an alleged nudie pix scandal in a matter of weeks: Radar also claims to have seen nude photos of JWoww (aka Jenni Farley). Honestly, who would pay for nude pics of Snickers or JWoww when you could probably see both of their goods after a few shots of Jager, anyway? Trust me, that last observation was offered with nothing but love. [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »