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Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Carpenters Of Film & TV

It’s not hard to understand why screenwriters love to make the male lead some kind of carpenter or woodworker: its a vaguely “manly” sounding job yet free-spirited and there’s ample opportunity to take their shirts off. I realized this the other night when I saw “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” and fell head over heels in lust with Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays Catherine Keener’s super-sensitive love interest yet is also a manly-man carpenter. He’s a poor man’s Javier Bardem, but I won’t have to shank Penelope Cruz to get him in bed. Mmm-mmm. You can hammer my nail anytime, Jeffrey. Screw my bolts. Level my 2-x-4. Drill, baby, drill!

Enough with the double entendres. After the jump, eight more hot carpenters of film and television. I’m sure you’ll be impressed with how well they work with their wood. (Sorry.) 

Star Couplings: Mary-Louise Parker Is Single Again

  • Mary-Louise Parker and Jeffrey Dean Morgan have called off their engagement. Mary-Louise, we’ll marry you. [Perez Hilton]
  • Cameron Diaz continues to blow through Hollywood’s bachelors, and is now dating Scottish hottie Gerard Butler. [E! Online]
  • This makes us want to have a tantrum — Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling were spotted “canoodling” this weekend in New York City. The two are co-stars in the upcoming All Good Things. [In Case You Didn't Know]
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    Star Couplings: Christina And Max On The Cover Of People!

  • Christina Aguilera debuted lil’ Max on the cover of People this week. So cute! Wonder how much they paid? [People]
  • The New York Daily News is reporting that Mary-Louise Parker and her on-again/off-again boyfriend, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (you know, the guy who died on Grey’s Anatomy), are engaged. She’s the coolest, so he should consider himself lucky. [People]
  • Chelsea Handler let it slip that her pal Jenny McCarthy is pregnant with Jim Carrey’s baby. McCarthy’s rep denies it, saying Handler was “just joking.” Uh huh. [Perez Hilton]
  • So rumors are once again flying that Brad and Angelina are getting hitched — because she’s pregnant with twins and Brad wants to make their ever expanding brood tots legit. Tots legit! Tots legit to quit! [MSNBC]
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