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Sarah Palin: Who Should Star In Her TV Biopic

The Governor of Alaska and Republican VP hopeful, Sarah Palin, has more drama in her life than the new 90210. So before Lifetime makes her biopic, we decided to cast this lady’s dramatic life story in the hopes that someday they’ll finally script her personal plight that we’ve all come to know TMI about. So who would star in this juicy little made-for-TV movie? Here’s how we at The Frisky would do it! Now we just have to wait for it to be produced and run in perpetuity next to infomercials for face creams and slicer/dicers…..

Sarah Palin: NRA-supporter Sarah Michelle Gellar is a sharp shooter who grew up around guns….although that’s sorta scary when you realize she was raised in New York City. Needless to say, Gellar’s gotta be a tough broad who is made for TV and now TV movies. Even though SMG is 13 years Palin’s junior, you know they always cast adult women way younger — that’s the Hollywood magic. Plus, Buffy’s gone brunette and if you’d slip a pair of wire frame glasses on her, they’d look like sisters.

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There’s More Than One Dim Bulb In This Video

Sigh. We get it. Kellie Pickler, the American Idol contestant famous for not knowing what salmon is (and who also sings the annoyingly catchy tune “Red High Heels”), is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But is anyone else peeved that Jeff “You Know You’re A Redneck” Foxworthy uses her idiocy as an excuse to make stereotypical statements about women? Oh, and he also mispronounces “Hungary” which is insane considering he’s the host of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? Now, who’s the stupid one? [YouTube] Keep reading »

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