The caption on this photo says “Tara Reid takes Jedward out on the town,” as if Jedward–who skyrocketed to ersatz-fame when they competed in Eurovision a few years ago–are her pet beagles or something. And maybe they are! She has hung out with them quite a lot. They’re Jedward after all, and I view Jedward with the same sort of fascination that Winona feels for Celine Dion. [I could be wrong, but I suspect Winona will take issue with you comparing Jedward to the greatest singer. In the world! -- Editor] And, like, what do you imagine they talk about? Macaulay Culkin? Silk shirts? The ineffable disappointment you feel when your “American Pie” costars refuse to call you back? Regardless, I hope this Tara Reid/Jedward combo plays out to its inevitable end — which is a parody porno. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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So, Tara Reid, on permanent vacation from her career, is still in Saint-Tropez, France, and currently she is keeping the company of two skinny blond Troll dolls that go by the singular name Jedward. Or something. I don’t know, really, what a Jedward is, but any friend of Tara Reid’s is a friend of mine. How do I get in on her lifestyle? I assume it requires blowing someone with yacht, which I can do. Anyway, keep clicking for more totally stupid — and by that I mean funny stupid — photos.