Everyone and their mother is waiting on the edge of their seat to find out whether the royal couple of pop are really getting divorced (rooting for you Bey and Jay!), but Funny Or Die is here to remind us that these rumors are becoming increasingly ludicrous. Next time you open your mouth to share another tidbit of Beyonce hearsay, check yourself. If the news sounds like some tabloid writer made it up on the fly, that’s probably the case. [Funny Or Die]
Earlier this week, someone posted a photo to Reddit with the caption “My friend’s son looks like Jay Z.” That sentence is the understatement of the century.
This kid can’t be more than, like, four-years-old and he looks more like Jay Z than Jay Z looks like Jay Z. I know Blue Ivy doesn’t have a brother THAT WE KNOW OF, but this child is a spitting image of Hov, am I right? Now we just need a little Beyoncé doppelganger, some divorce lawyers on hand, and we have the future On The Run (Again) Tour all figured out.