By the looks of the new photos Beyonce just put on her Tumblr, Blue Ivy’s 2nd birthday party puts all of my birthday parties over the years to shame, and not just because I typically plan them the night before in a last ditch effort. There was face paint, and dancing, and the other two-third of Destiny’s Child was there! Blue even got her own car. I didn’t get my own car until I was 19 and it was used. Blue Ivy continues to live the best lifestyle. The rest of us will just have to live vicariously through her. (NOW UPDATED to include photos of Bey posing with animals!) [Beyonce]
Once upon a time, in the year 1997, a 28-year-old rapper named Jay-Z (when he still had the hyphen) sat down for an interview with former 2 Live Crew member Luther Campbell in his adult film series, “Luke’s FreakShow.” Though the pair of hip-hop heavyweights were supposed to be discussing, you know, music, Jay was noticeably distracted by the two women going at it next to him on the couch. (Very NSFW clip is after the jump.) Why are they there? Why not? is the question. Because when you’re Luther Campbell, and you’re best known for songs like “Me So Horny” and “Face Down Ass Up,” this is just how you roll. But I wonder if Beyonce has seen this gem from her husband’s past? If so, I bet he spent a night on the couch when she found out. (Again, warning: SO NSFW.) [Consequence of Sound via Gawker] Keep reading »
Beyonce and Jay Z’s little bundle of cuteness, Blue Ivy Carter, turns two years old today. Needless to say, in just 24 months, she’s had more fun than I have in my entire life. Let’s review just 10 of the reasons Blue has the best lifestyle… Keep reading »
The third video in her series explaining the making of her new self-titled album, Beyonce gives us some behind-the-scenes footage of her and Jay Z recording and filming the video for their duet, “Drunk In Love.” It’s so fun seeing Bey react to hearing Jay’s freestyle for the first time — she seems especially, uh, moved when he raps “hope you can handle this curve.” Oh, Mrs. Carter certainly can. Also, while I’m excited that she shouted out my favorite odd pronunciation in the song (SERFBORT forever!), I wish she had explained the line further. “Serfbort” is obviously “surfboard,” and when she says she’s “graining on that wood” she means “grinding,” but is she trying to say Jay’s penis is like an old-timey wooden surfboard from the 1920s as opposed to a more modern foam board? Also, do people actually put cigars on ice? Clearly I have spent a lot of time thinking about this song, but questions remain! Anyway, watch above.