A tough day on the job: Julia Roberts and Javier Bardem frolic in some Bali ocean while shooting “Eat, Pray, Love.”  [10/25/09, Bali]

• Penelope Cruz is reportedly pregnant with Javier Bardem‘s baby. [Starpulse]—We can’t express how happy we are for them!
• Selena Gomez told Seventeen she has Kristen Stewart to thank for introducing her to Taylor Lautner, but she still maintains that they aren’t dating. [OK! Magazine]
• Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou have released the first baby pics of son Kenzo. [Just Jared]—He’s so adorable, but then again there’s no way this pairing could have gone wrong.

2008 was a year filled with ups and downs.  We laughed, we cried, and we captured it all on camera!  While 2009 promises plenty of tears—thanks to Brody Jenner’s upcoming show “Bromance,”, we must honor the whimper that was the past 12 months.  So, to commemorate those who weren’t afraid to just let it all out, here are the Best Cries Of 2008:

10. Kenley Was Finally Humbled On “Project Runway”

Project Runway’s most hatable hack, Kenley, wouldn’t even tone it down when Tim Gunn gave her a talking to, but Diane von Furstenberg was finally able to break her! Just the mere sight of the fashion icon turned Kenley into mush.  Damn, wrap dresses really do amazing things for women!

One of The Frisky staffers is insanely obsessed with what she calls “man noses”—noses that are distinctive, large, masculine, and rugged looking. The antithesis of what Michael Jackson has going on with his beak, basically. Can you identify the man noses above? Cheat sheet is below. Once you think you’ve got it figured out, click past the jump to see our slideshow and find out if you’re right…

Celebrity Man Noses (in no particular order): Tommy Lee Jones, Denzel Washington, Mark Wahlberg, Daniel Craig, Adrien Brody, LeBron James, Cameron Diaz, Harrison Ford, Jay-Z, and Javier Bardem.

“I thought of him as a man who never had sex. He doesn’t like human fluids, even his own. I don’t want to get into too many details, but I even imagined how Chigurh would masturbate….For Chigurh, it was important to think about how he relates to other people, even sexually. So, I think he will masturbate once per month in the dark and with a pillow. Very clean.” —Javier Bardem [

Showbiz Spy]

Starring Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem
Written and Directed by Woody Allen

Woody Allen is a hit or miss type of genius – critics loved Annie Hall and Match Point, but hated Cassandra’s Dream and Melinda and Melinda.  His movies either blow your mind or make you feel like you’ve blown 12 bucks at the theater.  That being said, I’m a total Woody Allen neophyte, which is strange considering I’m a neurotic native New Yorker.  To be honest, at first, there was nothing drawing me to Vicky Cristina Barcelona – I’m not particularly into the actors, didn’t think there was an exciting storyline, etcetera.  But the hype got the better of me, so I decided to pop my Woody Allen cherry after all.

We’re really looking forward to seeing Javier Bardem in Vicky Cristina Barcelona because he has this chameleon-like ability that allows the actor to disappear in front of the audience. He looked completely menacing and psychotic in No Country For Old Men, so we’re psyched to see him in another romantic role. We’re hoping for some hot and heavy action between him, Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Hall, so we can get a great look at his beautiful body and hear him whisper sweet nothings in his Spanish accent. Girlfriend Penelope Cruz is truly a lucky woman.

Our prayers have been answered! He-Man, the hunky half-naked animated hero, is getting a new live-action feature film,Gray Skull: The Masters of The Universe.  The script is finally done, but now who can fill He-Man’s loincloth? We have some casting ideas:

HE-MAN Amelia thinks Matthew McConaughey can step into the fur boots—lord knows Matthew likes sporting a girlie mane and no shirt.  But I’m all for this year’s award winning hottie, Javier Bardem, who can really rock a bowl cut (even if it’s blonde!).

Oh Woody Allen, you perv. The director’s newest project, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, stars his current muse, Scarlett Johansson, alongside Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. By the looks of the new trailer, the film features much, much hotness, including a kiss between Johansson and Cruz. Let’s hope this movie is actually good.

We finally saw No Country For Old Men, the Coen brothers’ movie thatjust got nominated for the Best Picture Oscar. It was a fantastic film due in part to the tremendous performance by Javier Bardem, who just scored a Best Supporting Actor nod, who plays the film’s psychotic villain, Anton Chigurh. Suffice it to say, he scared the pants of us, and not in a good way—but how quickly we forgot his character’s terrifying haircut when we started looking at pictures of him in real life. Ay carumba! Talk about smoldering. Penelope Cruz, his rumored girlfriend, is one lucky lady—she should just run like hell if he ever asks her to pick heads or tails. [IMDB]