This recently engaged couple couldn’t keep their hands off each other this week while on vacation in Hawaii. Paparazzi snapped them playing a rousing game of tonsil hockey in the ocean. I wonder what might be going on below the surface…. Can you guess which celeb twosome was gettin’ frisky? Find out after the jump! [Photos: Fame/Flynet] Keep reading »
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Jason Sudeikis Doesn’t Kiss On The First Date
“I thought, ‘He won’t be interested in me; I’m not a contender. He was so cool, so funny’ — I was such a fan of his and had always fancied his speed and his intelligence. He’s a brilliant actor with a brain like lightning. … I felt like fresh meat at the market … I thought, I’m not beautiful enough or his type. I couldn’t wait to sit down and hear him talk. On our first date, in New York City, we closed the restaurant down at 2 a.m.! He didn’t kiss me, and I was madly in love. I was overwhelmed.”
––Last week we learned never to go on a date with Adam Levine because he will take you to McDonald’s in a tuxedo. Seriously, that’s what he said is his favorite first date idea. But Olivia Wilde restored my faith in humanity. On her first date with fiancé Jason Sudeikis, they shut the restaurant down. And there was no kissing. Sexual tension! It sounds refreshingly normal. [Marie Claire] [Image: WENN]
Are Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis Secretly Engaged?
- Are Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis secretly engaged? That’s the word on the street over at RadarOnline. The one-year-strong couple is supposedly planning a wedding in his home town of Kansas City sometime soon, although Wilde’s publicist denied they are engaged. [RadarOnline]
- A British man died after suffering a heart attack while dancing to “Gangnam Style” at his office holiday party. That is horrible. [The FW]
- Is anyone surprised that Barbara Walters asked New Jersey Governor Chris Christie about his weight? She probably put him on her “Most Interesting People List” (which, by the way, had Honey Boo Boo on it, just so you know how esteemed this list is) solely so she could ask Christie about his weight. [BlissTree]
- Meet the top 15 kinkiest celebs. Yum, yum! [Em & Lo]
Jason Sudeikis Brought Olivia Wilde’s Dead Vagina Back To Life
“I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out … And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina … [Jason and I] “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners … Sometimes your vagina dies … Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that … [Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals. We think with our pussies.”
– Excerpts from Olivia Wilde‘s vagina monologue. The other night at These Girls, an event hosted by Glamour, Olivia Wilde presented a live, solo performance about the death of her vagina, the end of her marriage and the resurrection of her sex life with new boyfriend, Jason Sudeikis (who must be feeling like the stud of the damn century today). But all joking about lifeless vaginas and marathon sex aside, she makes a very valid point: you cannot lie to your vagina. It has an intelligence all its own. And you can’t convince it or try to change its mind. Women, (well, no one, but especially women) shouldn’t sacrifice their pleasure to keep a passionless relationship afloat. [NYMag.com]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Hosting “Saturday Night Live” This Week!
JGL Clarifies
JGL clarifies his "pretty girls are rarely funny" comment, as well he should! Read More »
The last time Joseph Gordon-Levitt hosted “Saturday Night Live,” he performed a musical number and did a righteous backflip during his opening monologue. Oh yeah, and Number #1 Fan Julie Gerstein was in the country to watch him on TV. Not this time! JG is on vacay while JGL is on “SNL,” but hopefully she’s got it on her TiVo. OK, TTYL. [NBC]
Evening Quickies: Kristen Wiig To Leave “SNL”?
Sequel Without Kristen?
Who is the fool who thinks you can do a "Bridesmaids" sequel w/out Kristen? Read More »
- Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis are ditching “Saturday Night Live” at the end of the season, two sources tell Us Weekly. [Us Weekly]
- “Star Wars” condoms remind us that in bed, as Yoda says, “Do or do not. There is no try.” [Geekologie]
- Minka Kelly is still tapping that Wilmer Valderama ass. How does he get so many girls? Amelia suspects he has an enormous penis. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Karl Lagerfeld sent Adele a bucketload of pricy Chanel bags to apologize for calling her “a little too fat” in a French magazine. [The Sun UK]
- April showers bring May flowers … which means it’s time for you to get a splashingly chic raincoat. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »
Jason Sudeikis Wants To Have An Orgy
Straight off the hype for “Horrible Bosses,” the trailer for Jason Sudeikis‘ new movie has hit the interwebs. The flick is called “Good Old Fashioned Orgy” and it looks about as promising as the title. The truly lame premise: when a man’s father decides to sell the summer house he lives and throws oodles of parties in, he decides to have one last hurrah—an orgy. While I appreciate Jason’s mullet in the preview, I shall be skipping this one. Will you? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Men Of “Horrible Bosses”
Over the past few weeks, Jennifer Aniston has (unwittingly, I think) hogged the “Horrible Bosses” publicity spotlight. Almost all of the coverage of the movie has focused on her—how she may or may not have a topless scene in the movie, how she’s breaking out of America’s Sweetheart mode to play a sex-crazed dentist, how she blew a kiss to Justin Theroux while getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Enough with Jennifer. I think it’s high time we took a better look at the three male stars of “Horrible Bosses.” After the jump, who we would shun, shag, and marry.
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Are You Excited To See “Horrible Bosses”?
I gotta admit, I’m pretty psyched for “Horrible Bosses” to hit theaters, especially after watching this Red Band trailer (NSFW!). For starters, it’ll be refreshing to see Jennifer Aniston stepping outside of her usual “unlucky in love” rom-com schtick, playing a vicious dentist who sexually harasses adorable Charlie Day. Second, I am excited to see Kevin Spacey play a smarmy a-hole again — he did it so well in “Swimming With Sharks.” Plus, Charlie Day, Jason Bateman, and Jason Sudeikis, while looking a little too alike to tell them apart, make for a delightful trio of unlikely “heroes.” I know foul-mouthed comedy isn’t exactly new, but I’m still amped for this one to open on July 8. Keep reading »
Jason Sudeikis Learned Masturbation Techniques From ChatRoulette
“Here’s a little movie-magic fun fact for you. I did all my research by going on ChatRoulette, that website where guys masturbate for strangers. My moves in [the masturbation scene in] “Hall Pass” are an amalgamation of, I don’t know, maybe 20,000 different dudes. I took the facial expressions from SexHog22; I took the hand motions from GrizzlyBearDong. Those guys really know what they’re doing.”
–Jason Sudeikis tells Playboy where he learned his magic masturbation moves as seen in the movie “Hall Pass.” No wonder he lands such hot ladies — with tips from dudes like SexHog22, who wouldn’t? It’s nice to see how the internet is inspiring actors to hone their craft. [Playboy] Keep reading »
