Posts tagged "january jones"

Bobby Flay Receives Star On The Walk Of Fame While “Cheater” Banner Flies Overhead

Yesterday, for reasons that escape me, Bobby “Lemme Just Barge Into Your Place Of Business And Insist That I Can Do It Better” Flay was awarded his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I heard that if you want one, you can have one, so Bobby shouldn’t feel so special. Anyway, this is a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 3, 2015

Ew, According To Stephanie March, Bobby Flay And January Jones Banged “Many Times”

Wow, I didn’t think January Jones’s taste in men could get any worse, but it turns out I was wrong! “Law & Order” actress Stephanie March is embroiled in a bitter split from husband Bobby Flay, and says that Flay basted Jones’s vadge with his cock “many times” during their marriage. There have been mumblings about a Jones/Flay…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 28, 2015

Bye, Bye, Birdie: “Mad Men” Bids Farewell To Betty Draper Francis (Spoiler Alert!)

Happy Mother’s Day to you too, Matthew Weiner. (Spoilers ahead!)…

By: Megan Reynolds / May 11, 2015

The Ladies Of “Mad Men” Look Good As Hell

I hardly remember what happened at the end of the last half-season of “Mad Men,” but it doesn’t matter — this picture of the ladies of “Mad Men” wearing their best late-’60s to early-’70s poly-chiffon-couture, plus whatever that glorious mess that Megan is wearing got me super, super excited. Look at Betty! Look at that…

By: Megan Reynolds / February 17, 2015

Style Stealer: January Jones’ Bright Pink Moto Jacket & White Accessories

A few months ago, GAP was selling a hot pink cropped moto jacket that was immensely popular and sold out fast. If you’re one of the lucky bastards that scored one, this Style Stealer is for you. (Not that January Jones is wearing GAP — her leather jacket is by J Brand and costs about $1200.)…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 25, 2014

Beauty Breakdown: January Jones’ Retro Glam Lashes & Bright Red Lips

Normally I’m pretty against plastic surgery, but I would not say no to a total January Jones Face Transfusion. Look at her face. It’s so pretty. Sigh. Science has obviously not gotten to a point where we can steal celebrity faces for ourselves, and I don’t know that January would be down for such a thing anyway,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 21, 2014

19 Celebrity Bathtub Photo Shoots

Stars! They’re just like us! They run funny. They take snack breaks. And when they’re posing for sexy photo shoots, they head straight for the loo and hop in the tub! Here’s “Mad Men”‘s January Jones, lounging in a tub full of flowers for VioletGrey.com. She didn’t even bother to take off her diamonds, because that’s how the glamorous do. January…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 20, 2014

Can You Guess The Now-Famous 9-Year-Old?

A famous celeb posted this photo to their Instagram along with the caption, “#nofilter #obviously #ilovemy9yroldself.” Can you guess who it is? I bet you can’t…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 24, 2014

Style Stealer: January Jones Does Preppy In Her Own Way

Maybe it’s the addition of the half-up-half-down hair, but January Jones’ whole look is my giving me middle school vibes. The oversized denim jacket and pink shirt have a vaguely ’80s, Molly Ringwald preppiness, while the skinny black jeans and sky-high pumps are modern and sexy. I will be copying this, head-to-toe, whenever this goddam…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 3, 2014

Xander Jones Shows Off His Cool Party Trick

Lazy Halloween costume idea for people with big mouths: Xander Jones. I’ve already mastered it. (Photo after the jump.) Anyway, I guess if January Jones isn’t going to tell the world who his dad is, Xander will make sure he stays quiet about it too. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2013

January Jones Topless Movie Stills Hit The Web

“Mad Men”‘s January Jones ditches the retro duds for, uh, her birthday suit in the indie movie “Sweet Vengeance,” which debuted at the Sundance Film Festival in January. And now topless stills have hit the internet. Check out the NSFW version here. On a side note, I really like her with red hair! [Egotastic,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 18, 2013

We’ll Never Know Who January Jones’ Baby Daddy Is And We Can Thank Jack Nicholson For That

“That’s my son’s business … It’s not the public’s business. Jack Nicholson once told me: ‘You should never give your personal life away, otherwise people will pick you apart. They’ll never believe in your character.’ Women should have lots of secrets. It’s our right to have secrets. Otherwise, what would we write in our memoirs?”…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 21, 2013

January Jones Is Wearing My Favorite Outfit From Middle School

Hey, where did January Jones get my favorite denim jacket and weird sheer white blouse combo from 2005?

By: Rachel Krause / April 24, 2013

Style Stealer: January Jones Ladylike Look Is Hot On A Chilly Day

NYC has been having some pretty lovely spring temperatures for a few days, but it suddenly got brisk again over the weekend. That didn’t stop January Jones from going barelegged though — and I’m especially impressed considering she’s used to those balmy Southern California days. What we ladies do for the right outfit, amiright? I will save…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 22, 2013

More Deets On The Alleged Liam Hemsworth/January Jones Makeout Sesh

A guest at a private Oscars party says a “wasted” January Jones was pawing at Liam Hemsworth in front of other guests and he told her, “We can’t do this here.” Then they went out in a hallway and were “making out.” Yikes. Earlier this week, his fiancée Cyrus tweeted about “lies,” said that…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 8, 2013

Style Stealer: January Jones Is Black, White & Red All Over

January Jones’ Paris airport look is almost the punchline to a stupid old joke my dad used to tell me: What’s black, white and red all over? A NEWSPAPER! In any case, I guess this isn’t my favorite color combo ever, but it is a rather safe bet. And plus, I feel like a red…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 7, 2013

Love It Or Leave It?: January Jones Does Retro Style Better As Betty

I have all sorts of questions about January Jones. Who in the world is her baby daddy? Is she ever going to tell? Is she as bitchy in real life as she is on TV? Is Betty Draper the only character she does well despite her otherwise subpar acting abilities because she’s essentially just playing…

By: Rachel Krause / October 23, 2012

Style Stealer: January Jones’ Tuxedo Striped Situation

January Jones, man. She’s so pretty, and so mysterious — with her son Xander, the father of whom is anyone’s guess (looking at you, Jason Sudeikis). [I still think it’s Michael Fassbender. — Editor] And okay, so she’s not the best actress in the world, but we could look at her for days. Here she…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 27, 2012

Face-Off: January Jones Vs. Jessica Chastain In Battle Of The Bobs

I hate short hair on myself, and out of my own bob-induced fear I usually feel pretty meh about it on others, but there are definitely some ladies who can wear the hell out of the big chop. Take Michelle Williams, for instance — her pixie cut not only channels the influential Vidal Sassoon style…

By: Rachel Krause / July 25, 2012

January Jones’ Little Cutie Goes Shopping

How ridiculously cute is January Jones’ little nugget Xander? I hope my future babies are as agreeable about spending the afternoon shopping. Also, is it wrong that every time I see a picture of Xander I can’t help but study his face for signs of who his mysterious father might be? Right now I’m getting…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 25, 2012
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