“Rob [Cohen] and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight. We were married for 20 years until this evening. We got married drunk in Vegas … We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.”
– Janeane Garofalo tells the crowd at a New York Comedy Festival reunion for “The Ben Stiller Show” about how she’s a newly divorced woman, after discovering that her joke marriage to a writer on the show (Cohen) in Las Vegas 20 years ago turned out to be legit. Apparently, the key to making your marriage last two decades in Hollywood is just not knowing about it. Amazing. [Newser]
Garofalo: I don’t have a love of shoes. I don’t care about labels. … The only thing I actually do have a tethering to is Spanx. I’m committed to them, I love them, and I wear them every goddamn day. Summer, winter, fall. I’ve got them on now … If I did not have my Spanx on, it’d be like a bunch of water balloons, or a melting candle.
— Janeane Garofalo really, really loves her Spanx [NYMag.com]
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Phone sex is a fun way to keep in touch while a loved one is out of the country. But usually when we complain about being raped by long distance charges, weâ€™re only talking about the bill. A family in Tunisia, however, is suing a man they claim took their daughterâ€™s virginity over the phone. While the man never even laid a finger on her, the 20-year-old was heard shrieking, um, erotically and supposedly broke her own hymen — according to her medical examination. Impressive! Even Janeane Garofalo, the star of The Truth About Cats And Dogs’ classic phone sex scene, would be wowed. [UPI] Keep reading »