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Zoe Saldana And Kate Bosworth Play Dumb

Ami AngelowiczJuly 16, 2010 //

This Funny or Die video ponders the age-old stereotype that all hot people are total idiots. Greg Grunberg certainly goes goo-goo-ga-ga for Zoe Saldana and Kate Bosworth, even if they do have the mental capacity of 2-year-olds. Literally. And Janeane Garofalo is pissed, until not-so-bright hotties Jason Lewis and Victor Webster show up. Amazing. [Funny or Die] Keep reading »

Quotable: Janeane Garofalo, Poster Girl For Spanx

Jessica WakemanFebruary 10, 2010 //

Garofalo: I don’t have a love of shoes. I don’t care about labels. … The only thing I actually do have a tethering to is Spanx. I’m committed to them, I love them, and I wear them every goddamn day. Summer, winter, fall. I’ve got them on now … If I did not have my Spanx on, it’d be like a bunch of water balloons, or a melting candle.

— Janeane Garofalo really, really loves her Spanx [NYMag.com]

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Reach Out And Touch Someone

SimchaApril 28, 2008 //

Phone sex is a fun way to keep in touch while a loved one is out of the country. But usually when we complain about being raped by long distance charges, we’re only talking about the bill. A family in Tunisia, however, is suing a man they claim took their daughter’s virginity over the phone. While the man never even laid a finger on her, the 20-year-old was heard shrieking, um, erotically and supposedly broke her own hymen — according to her medical examination. Impressive! Even Janeane Garofalo, the star of The Truth About Cats And Dogs’ classic phone sex scene, would be wowed. [UPI] Keep reading »