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James Van Der Beek Is In Ke$ha’s Creek Now


A hearty congratulations to James Van Der Beek for finally getting a job! The former “Dawson’s Creek” star appears in the music video for Ke$ha’s “Blow” — playing himself. The glitter-addicted pop singer refers to him as “James Van Der Douche” and — spoiler alert! — kills him in the end, displayed his head on a wall with placard that reads “James Van Der Dead.” Betcha he wishes he could have stayed in Capeside forever… Keep reading »

James Van Der Beek Is A Dad We’d Like To …


Heard of MILFs? Well, James Van Der Beek is here to show that dads can be sexy too. As the spokesman for DILF brand khakis, Van Der Beek models the butt-contouring pants that will have all the soccer moms drooling. I like the part where he humps the hedge trimmer. Did you know Dawson had a booty like that? I didn’t. Keep reading »

How The World Ruined The Name Olivia Forever

Until I was about 14 years old, I had never met another Olivia. It wasn’t necessarily a source of pride until Google came into existence and I absolutely crushed the only other Olivia Allin in the world in terms of search results. Poor girl never had a chance. But then came Olivia Wilde. And Olivia Munn. And now that Olivia is the most popular girl’s name of 2010, the magic is gone. Even Dawson James Van Der Beek named his daughter Olivia! This psychological warfare has done a number on me and I will maybe forever hold a wrath-filled grudge against my procreating peers. Keep reading »

Do You Have Doctor Fantasies?

When it comes to sex, we here at The Frisky believe that if it works for you, who are we to judge? Maybe you’ve got a thing for truckers. Perhaps you are abstinent. Whatever your sexual proclivity is, more power to you. That’s why when we came across this layout from Cosmo starring James Van Der Beek as a doctor feeling up a model patient on the table, we thought, Hey, why not? (Actually, we blocked out that it was Van Der Beek, seeing as he doesn’t exactly float our boat, a task that was made easier by virtue of the fact that he was thoroughly facially Photoshopped.) The ladies at The Cut didn’t like the pictorial so much, though. They deemed it “awkward” and opined “the idea of a doctor just taking his patient from the operating table doesn’t appeal to us, nor does the ending of this spread, in which the Beek and his love interest get wild in the room containing all the medical records.” Hospitals, they concluded, should be “sex-free.” True! But aren’t fashion editorials pure fantasy, and isn’t this simply an exploration of a fantasy that some of us have surely had, of being seduced by a doctor? We don’t think it’s too bad, so long as you don’t take it literally. What do you think? [The Cut] Keep reading »

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