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Farrah Abraham’s 9-Step Program For Maximum Fame

So, you’re on a reality TV show about expectant teen mothers. That’s great and all, especially since you’ve managed to parlay that into a stint on the follow up show, “Teen Mom.” But how do you take your fame to the next level?

Erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham knows. For the past three years, she’s worked her way through Twitter feuds, a music career, literary aspirations and DUIs to reach this moment — a million dollar porn tape called “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,” with “indie” porn star James Deen. It really doesn’t get much better than this.

So take a lesson from Farrah — and follow her path to super stardom in these nine easy steps.

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
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James' Teen Mom Porn
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James Deen filmed a porn with Farrah Abraham from "Teen Mom." Read More »

Farrah Abraham’s “Back Door Teen Mom” Sex Tape Is Here (NSFW)

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Farrah's Sex Tape
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Farrah Abraham wants "a couple million" for James Deen sex tape. Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
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Warning: This Is Super NSFW!!!

That “private” Farrah Abraham and James Deen sex tape is here to ruin lunch for us all! From a blowjob, to P-in-V sex, to the “back door” anal sex as promised, we see James and Farrah in all kinds of clearly-planned-in-advance-for-Vivid fun. Farrah’s her usual nasally, kinda ditzy self but you’ll never look at “Teen Mom” the same way again. For some reason, this sex tape is especially uncomfortable. (Though I beg to disagree with her allegation that Deen is rocking a small penis. There’s a reason this guy is a professional porn star.) You can watch an edited clip above and the full 5-minute clip here. It’s very NSFW. Like, don’t get it twisted, it is straight up hardcore pornography.

Now excuse me while I go try and burn the image of Farrah Abraham’s anus from my mind. I need to “Enternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind” that shit.

The Farrah Abraham/James Deen Sex Tape Photos Are Here

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
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Farrah Abraham wants "a couple million" for James Deen sex tape. Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
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Good News: James Deen’s Doctor Says Sex Is A Workout — But Only Porn Sex

“My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out. And then the next time I saw him he had seen one of my scenes, and he told me, “You are OK.” In the film world, people don’t realize you’re not just having sex. Sex on camera can be anywhere from 20 minutes to four hours. It all depends on the production and type of scene. It’s also not just standard sex, like, “Let’s just make each other’s bodies feel good.” It’s physical, entertainment-style sex. So while you might ride a motorcycle in a certain way when you’re driving to work, if you’re a stunt person and you’re going to ride that motorcycle on camera, you’re going to do a totally different style of motorcycle riding. My whole point is that because of the on-camera sex, I have this insane style of stunt sex. It actually is very physically strenuous. It’s a good workout. All the positioning and weird things. My doctor said so! Doctor-approved workout.”

And here I was thinking that sex, my preferred (and, um, only) form of workout, was a super-sneaky way to get some serious cardio. Not true. Like, at all. Damn you, James Deen’s doctor, damn you! [GQ]

James' Teen Mom Porn
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James Deen filmed a porn with Farrah Abraham from "Teen Mom." Read More »
James On Porn Laws
James Deen explains why CA's Measure B is bad for the porn industry. Read More »
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Farrah Abraham Getting An Absurd Amount Of Money For James Deen Sex Tape

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Farrah On James' Penis
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Farrah Abraham Says James Deen Has A Small Penis

Farrah Abraham is still taking this sex tape porno to the next level. She really does seem desperate for some attention. Either that, or she is really desperate for a big, fat paycheck! Or quite possibly BOTH.

And poor James Deen — all he did was get a call and sign up for some porn work for the day and get a paycheck. It was all in a day’s work for James and he basically said that when he was asked about it. Now, she’s pretty much miffed that he would have the gall to come out and tell the truth.

Now that the cat is officially out of the bag, she’s all angry at him for telling the truth. When stopped by a TMZ videographer, apparently she didn’t have anything nice to say about the porn actor. Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…

Farrah Abraham Wants “A Couple Million” For James Deen Sex Tape

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »

James Deen Filmed Porn With Farrah Abraham From “Teen Mom”?!?!

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Meet James Deen
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Sex Tips From James
James Deen on what makes a woman "good in bed." Read More »
  • James Deen claims he filmed a porn with Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom.” Please let this not be true. Weirdest. Pairing. Ever. The two were also seen holding hands in public, although James told TMZ they’are “definitely not dating.” (UPDATE:  Watch a very NSFW clip here!) [TMZ]
  • Earlier this month, Ashley Judd confirmed she won’t be running for public office. Tapes have come out about all the personal attacks that would have been lobbed against Judd if she had run for a Kentucky Senate seat. [NYMag.com]
  • It’s Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day, everyone! [Ben & Jerry's]
  • U.S. politicians want to investigate Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s vacay to Cuba, which some people are saying was a propaganda mission. [New York Times]
  • Rachel McAdams smoked pot to try to get over her insomnia (uh huh) and ended up hallucinating and hearing opera for five hours. [Daily Mail UK]

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OK, James Deen Might Be A Porn Genius (SFW)

James Responds
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Monkey in a tiny coat found wandering the IKEA parking lot. Read More »
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James Deen as the IKEA monkey

I’ve been really intrigued by James Deen ever since that New York Times Magazine profile about “The Canyons” came out. I loved the detail that he is the Jewish son of rocket scientists. Stephen Roderick painted Deen as this sensitive loner genius who just so happens to have applied his brilliance to the porn world. After seeing a new episode Woodrocket.com’s web series “Memes I’d Like To F**k,” I’m convinced that he really is one.. In the episode, Deen, dressed as the IKEA monkey, stares out a window. That’s it. Brilliant. [Laughing Squid]

James Deen Responds To Lindsay Lohan’s Portrayal In The New York Times “Canyons” Profile

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“She has a unique way of communicating. She’s a child star who’s been living in this fame world being chased by paparazzi. I tried to consider that in every interaction with her, so when she speaks, what could be construed as an insult by some was not necessarily intended to be an insult. It was just her communicating her interpretation of the scene … People treat actors like these fragile, delicate creatures, and you’ve got to remember that for the past 10 years, Lindsay could not go to Starbucks. She was raised in the Hollywood system, so she’s used to a certain level of treatment. Instead of saying, ‘Excuse me, could you please pass me the water?’ She’s used to saying, ‘I need water,’ and then someone just giving her water. She’s been conditioned to say what she needs and then someone will bring it to her, so I can see why people would consider her to be a train wreck or a bitch or whatever, but her intentions are fine.”

James Deen responds to the controversial New York Times profile about the making of “The Canyons.” I think he’s very gracious and diplomatic in his assessment of Lindsay Lohan. This idea of the “Hollywood system” creating a condition of “celebrity” is interesting, but it seems like a cop out for bad behavior. If you haven’t read the piece yet, I highly recommend it. It reads like fiction — but it’s true! [The Daily Beast]

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