- James Deen is not amused that his sex tape co-star “Teen Mom”‘s Farrah Abraham was photographed by paparazzi shopping for a pregnancy test. “To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly,” he told Celebuzz. Hear, hear! “I am taking it seriously enough to research the possibility of someone getting pregnant from anal sex and semen on their face while they are having sex on their period with a sponge inside them.” Okay, that’s more than we needed to know, James … [Celebuzz]
- Beyoncé’s canceled a performance in Belgium due to “exhaustion” and dehydration, leading to further rumors that she might be pregnant with Baby #2. [People]
- The National Transportation Safety Board has voted to recommend states lower the blood alcohol content level that constitutes drunk driving from .08 to .05. So, um, get your irresponsible drinking in now? [NBC News] Keep reading »
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- “Reluctant” new porn star Farrah Abraham got turned down twice by SeekingArrangement.com, a sugar daddy website that “matches” women up with rich dudes. The founder of Seeking Arrangement said he was approached by Abraham on two different occasions and that she wanted to get involved with them but “we could tell that Farrah wasn’t coming to us for the right reasons” — whatever that means coming from that site. I guess getting a sugar daddy was all part of the “Teen Mom”‘s multi-step guide to maximum fame! [RadarOnline]
- Kitty Pryde opened for Danny Brown in NYC last night and people in the audience started chanting at her, “Suck his dick, suck his dick.” Pryde took to VICE.com last week, defending Brown over an incident in Minneapolis when he was sexually assaulted by a woman who jumped on stage and started performing oral sex on him. Ugh, this whole story … [ONTD, VICE]
- On the everyday lives of Reddit’s amateur porn stars. [Daily Dot] Keep reading »
I’m not sure what Farrah Abraham‘s motive is, but she sure is determined to convince the masses that her sex tape with porn star James Deen — released by Vivid Video as “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom” — was actually meant to be kept private. Here she is appearing on “Entertainment Tonight,” explaining that, yes, she hired James Deen to have sex with her on camera, but it was only ever going to be for her, uh, private collection I guess. It seems Farrah is lonely and thought hiring a porn star to bang her (on camera, remember) was the most discreet way to get laid. She explains:
“I was under the belief this would help better protect me and my privacy. So I was like, ‘if this guy is so professional and everything is gonna be fine,’ then I was like, ‘I’m happier with this choice.’”
Farrah blames Deen for leaking the tape and basically acts like she had no choice but to reap the financial rewards (believed to be in the seven figures). As for why she wanted to film their fuckfest? Empowerment, obviously. Keep reading »
Yesterday, I took you on a journey into my bedroom as I attempted to get-off to the 5:12 minute clip/trailer for Farrah Abraham and James Deen’s hardcore porn “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” You were there as I failed to climax, thanks to Farrah’s distracting vocal inflections (which I described as “a human speaking dolphin”), sex yelps and unoriginal dirty talk. I mourned that a man as talented in the sack as James Deen had been so poorly utilized. While I suspect we have many men to thank for the huge sales numbers for “Farrah Superstar” (which is already more popular than Kim Kardashian’s sex tape), James Deen is beloved by female porn viewers and I thought it was a damn shame that what I saw of “Back Door Teen Mom” did not allow his star to shine. Initially disappointed that “Farrah Superstar” had failed to please, I turned to the wealth of James Deen sex scenes available on the interwebs and went to bed content.
I made it clear in my initial piece that I was only really “reviewing” the clip/preview released by Vivid Video, edited to entice the viewer into purchasing the full shebang. Perhaps other viewers were as underwhelmed as I was, because late last night — journalism is a 24 hour job, people! — I discovered a full 42:55 scene from the video on Porn Hub (SUPER NSFW). Hmm, I thought. Perhaps I should give this another shot. A good journalist should never refuse the opportunity to review further evidence. Keep reading »
- Mazel tov, Farrah Abraham, your sex tape with James Deen has crushed the numbers set by Kim Kardashian and Ray J. But no one is interested in “Keeping Up With The Abrahams,” really. [New York Post]
- Lauryn Hill has been sentenced to three months in prison for tax evasion. [Hollywood Reporter]
- The “Ender’s Game” trailer is here, nerds! [YouTube]
- A drunk Tiger Woods supposedly embarrassed girlfriend Lindsey Vonn by swaying and stumbling at last night’s Met Gala. Well, that will probably be the least of the embarrassment you will get from him, Linds. [US Weekly]
- Also, BellaSugar has a roundup of all the Met Gala nails! [BellaSugar] Keep reading »
Farrah Abraham recently called out the “loser-ass boys” she dated via home video as part of the reason she turned from ”Teen Mom” to adult film star. One of her exes (a self-proclaimed non-loser-ass) tells Celebuzz the flurry of attention his ex-girl’s sex tape with porn star James Deen has received has not been a fun ride.
“It’s completely embarrassing,” Marcel Kaminstein told CB!.
The mother-of-one just brokered the $1.5 million deal with Vivid Entertainment to release her first porn film — and she’s been the target of a barrage of backlash ever since (Dr. Drew even chimed in to the debate, chastising her for making ”horrible, horrible choices”.)
Kaminstein said that although the thought of her having sex on camera is cringe-worthy, neither he nor his friends really care all that much about her porn future. Read more on Celebuzz…
UPDATE: I have since viewed 40+ minute scene from “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom” and have additional thoughts!
Last night, in the name of journalism — okay, I was bored and horny — I decided to take one for the team (that would be you guys, my beloved Frisky readers) and hopped in bed to masturbate while watching the 5:12 clip from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape, “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” Or, rather, I attempted to masturbate to it. But I’ll get to that in a second…
Yesterday afternoon, I sort of half-assed watched the clip from Farrah and James’ porn and mostly felt uncomfortable because I was at work and I usually don’t like starring at unfamiliar vagina as my coworkers eat lunch around me. But I must admit, I was curious to give the video a closer looksie at home. Though I am a Manuel Ferrara loyalist, James Deen has, hands down, the best sex growl in the biz. His baby-faced boyishness makes it all the more surprising and hot when he breaks out the dirty talk and tit slapping. So, hey, a new James Deen scene to watch? Who cares if his costar is a “Teen Mom”? If she’s good enough for James Deen, she’s fine by me!
Around midnight last night, I kicked my dog Lucca out of bed and on to the couch (nothing distracts from a good solo sex sesh like a puppy trying to curl up under the covers), got out my laptop and my Jimmy Jane vibe, flicked out the lights for, you know, ambiance, hopped in bed and pressed play. Keep reading »
So, you’re on a reality TV show about expectant teen mothers. That’s great and all, especially since you’ve managed to parlay that into a stint on the follow up show, “Teen Mom.” But how do you take your fame to the next level?
Erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham knows. For the past three years, she’s worked her way through Twitter feuds, a music career, literary aspirations and DUIs to reach this moment — a million dollar porn tape called “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,” with “indie” porn star James Deen. It really doesn’t get much better than this.
So take a lesson from Farrah — and follow her path to super stardom in these nine easy steps.
That “private” Farrah Abraham and James Deen sex tape is here to ruin lunch for us all! From a blowjob, to P-in-V sex, to the “back door” anal sex as promised, we see James and Farrah in all kinds of clearly-planned-in-advance-for-Vivid fun. Farrah’s her usual nasally, kinda ditzy self but you’ll never look at “Teen Mom” the same way again. For some reason, this sex tape is especially uncomfortable. (Though I beg to disagree with her allegation that Deen is rocking a small penis. There’s a reason this guy is a professional porn star.) You can watch an edited clip above and the full 5-minute clip here. It’s very NSFW. Like, don’t get it twisted, it is straight up hardcore pornography.
Now excuse me while I go try and burn the image of Farrah Abraham’s anus from my mind. I need to “Enternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind” that shit.
- Here are all the screenshots from “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham’s sex tape with James Deen that you could possibly stomach. (P.S. Watch a very NSFW clip here!) [ICYDK]
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- Fingerpainting and storytime in China gets competitive, y’all. Two girls have died after eating rat poison-tainted yogurt planted by a rival kindergarten. [BBC]
- If you try to tell Aisha Tyler she’s not a real gamer, she’ll open a big can of STFU on your sorry ass. [Facebook.com/Aisha Tyler]