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The Official Trailer For “The Canyons” Is As WTF As We Expected

"The Canyons"
Behind the scenes of the upcoming LiLo movie. Read More »
Meet James Deen
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He's a porn star and Lilo's latest co-star. Read More »
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Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay

We all agree that “The Canyons” is going to be just the worst, right? I mean, Lindsay Lohan can’t act anymore (or communicate with regular humans), James Deen acts in questionable pornographic films with “Teen Mom”s  but gives us little reason to be interested in him as an artiste, and Bret Easton Ellis, who wrote the script, is a pompous windbag who offends gays every time he tweets. Every single teaser trailer that has been released has been more faux-hipster-artsy than the last. Finally they’ve released the official, full-length trailer and by God, does it confirm every expectation we have about this film. And yet … I know I’ll end up seeing “The Canyons.” But I don’t know why.

Farrah Abraham Masturbates To Her Own Sex Tape

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  • Farrah Abraham! Remember her? It’s been a few weeks since she tried to remind us she made a really boring sex tape with the porn star James Deen. As if we could forget! Now she’s gabbing with Howard Stern about her sex tape and told him, “I masturbate to … I like to watch my own video.” [US Weekly]
  • The rumor that Kanye West cheated on pregnant Kim Kardashian with 24-year-old model Leyla Ghobadi is “totally without merit,” said the rapper’s rep in a statement. [People]
  • Not even Zac Efron could lock down a threesome. Damn, bro. [Crushable]
  • Oprah Winfrey will donate $12 million, aka Oprah pocket change, to expand Washington, D.C.’s African-American History Museum. The new wing will have an amphitheater named in her honor. [Clutch Magazine] Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Plans To Show Her Daughter Her Sex Tape “When She’s 13 Or 14″

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Farrah's Pregnancy Test
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James Deen sounds off on Farrah Abraham's pregnancy test stunt. Read More »

Hello, Child Protective Services? “Teen Mom” and erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham told a radio station that she’s saved a “baby box” for her toddler Sophia, which she plans to hand over when her daughter is “around 13 or 14, gets her period and is like ‘Oh, I kinda want a boyfriend.’”  In it, she’s got all the episodes of “Teen Mom,” her book, and … the porno she filmed with James Deen. Or, as Farrah insists on calling it, her “sex tape.” Why, you might ask, would a 7th or 8th grade girl want to watch a porn film starring her mother? Farrah doesn’t have an explanation herself, but she seems to think that getting one’s period is a sign of advanced sexual maturity and not just, like, part of puberty. There’s nothing wrong with filming a porn, or being a sex worker, and also being a parent. There’s nothing wrong with being a teen parent, either. What is wrong is involving your kid in that confusing (and frankly, gross — no kid wants to know about their mom’s sex life!) realm before the kid is mature enough to mentally and emotionally process it. While I can admire Farrah’s stance as a parent that “I do not hide things,” she obviously isn’t thinking with her Responsible Parenting Cap on with this one. [Celebitchy] [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

James Deen Sounds Off On Farrah Abraham’s Pregnancy Test Publicity Stunt

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  • James Deen is not amused that his sex tape co-star “Teen Mom”‘s Farrah Abraham was photographed by paparazzi shopping for a pregnancy test. “To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly,” he told Celebuzz.  Hear, hear! “I am taking it seriously enough to research the possibility of someone getting pregnant from anal sex and semen on their face while they are having sex on their period with a sponge inside them.” Okay, that’s more than we needed to know, James … [Celebuzz]
  • Beyoncé’s canceled a performance in Belgium due to “exhaustion” and dehydration, leading to further rumors that she might be pregnant with Baby #2. [People]
  • The National Transportation Safety Board has voted to recommend states lower the blood alcohol content level that constitutes drunk driving from .08 to .05. So, um, get your irresponsible drinking in now? [NBC News] Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Got Turned Down Twice By Sugar Daddy Web Site SeekingArrangement.com

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  • Reluctant” new porn star Farrah Abraham got turned down twice by SeekingArrangement.com, a sugar daddy website that “matches” women up with rich dudes. The founder of Seeking Arrangement said he was approached by Abraham on two different occasions and that she wanted to get involved with them but “we could tell that Farrah wasn’t coming to us for the right reasons” — whatever that means coming from that site.  I guess getting a sugar daddy was all part of the “Teen Mom”‘s multi-step guide to maximum fame! [RadarOnline]
  • Kitty Pryde opened for Danny Brown in NYC last night and people in the audience started chanting at her, “Suck his dick, suck his dick.” Pryde took to VICE.com last week, defending Brown over an incident in Minneapolis when he was sexually assaulted by a woman who jumped on stage and started performing oral sex on him. Ugh, this whole story … [ONTD, VICE]
  • On the everyday lives of Reddit’s amateur porn stars. [Daily Dot] Keep reading »

Girl, Please: Farrah Abraham Says Sex Tape With James Deen Was Supposed To Be “Private”

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I’m not sure what Farrah Abraham‘s motive is, but she sure is determined to convince the masses that her sex tape with porn star James Deen — released by Vivid Video as “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom” — was actually meant to be kept private. Here she is appearing on “Entertainment Tonight,” explaining that, yes, she hired James Deen to have sex with her on camera, but it was only ever going to be for her, uh, private collection I guess. It seems Farrah is lonely and thought hiring a porn star to bang her (on camera, remember) was the most discreet way to get laid. She explains:

“I was under the belief this would help better protect me and my privacy. So I was like, ‘if this guy is so professional and everything is gonna be fine,’ then I was like, ‘I’m happier with this choice.’”

Farrah blames Deen for leaking the tape and basically acts like she had no choice but to reap the financial rewards (believed to be in the seven figures). As for why she wanted to film their fuckfest? Empowerment, obviously. Keep reading »

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Failed Farrah Wank
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“Farrah Superstar” Follow-Up: I Watched 40 More Minutes Of The “Teen Mom” Sex Tape

Review: Farrah's Porn
Amelia tried and failed to masturbate to Farrah and James' sex tape. Read More »
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Yesterday, I took you on a journey into my bedroom as I attempted to get-off to the 5:12 minute clip/trailer for Farrah Abraham and James Deen’s hardcore porn “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” You were there as I failed to climax, thanks to Farrah’s distracting vocal inflections (which I described as “a human speaking dolphin”), sex yelps and unoriginal dirty talk. I mourned that a man as talented in the sack as James Deen had been so poorly utilized. While I suspect we have many men to thank for the huge sales numbers for “Farrah Superstar” (which is already more popular than Kim Kardashian’s sex tape), James Deen is beloved by female porn viewers and I thought it was a damn shame that what I saw of “Back Door Teen Mom” did not allow his star to shine. Initially disappointed that “Farrah Superstar” had failed to please, I turned to the wealth of James Deen sex scenes available on the interwebs and went to bed content.

I made it clear in my initial piece that I was only really “reviewing” the clip/preview released by Vivid Video, edited to entice the viewer into purchasing the full shebang. Perhaps other viewers were as underwhelmed as I was, because late last night — journalism is a 24 hour job, people! — I discovered a full 42:55 scene from the video on Porn Hub (SUPER NSFW). Hmm, I thought. Perhaps I should give this another shot. A good journalist should never refuse the opportunity to review further evidence. Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Is More Popular Than Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

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  • Mazel tov, Farrah Abraham, your sex tape with James Deen has crushed the numbers set by Kim Kardashian and Ray J. But no one is interested in “Keeping Up With The Abrahams,” really. [New York Post]
  • Lauryn Hill has been sentenced to three months in prison for tax evasion. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • The “Ender’s Game” trailer is here, nerds! [YouTube]
  • A drunk Tiger Woods supposedly embarrassed girlfriend Lindsey Vonn by swaying and stumbling at last night’s Met Gala. Well, that will probably be the least of the embarrassment you will get from him, Linds. [US Weekly]
  • Also, BellaSugar has a roundup of all the Met Gala nails! [BellaSugar] Keep reading »

What It’s Like To Be The Ex-Boyfriend Of “Back Door Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham Right Now

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Farrah Abraham recently called out the “loser-ass boys” she dated via home video as part of the reason she turned from ”Teen Mom” to adult film star. One of her exes (a self-proclaimed non-loser-ass) tells Celebuzz the flurry of attention his ex-girl’s sex tape with porn star James Deen has received has not been a fun ride.

“It’s completely embarrassing,” Marcel Kaminstein told CB!.

The mother-of-one just brokered the $1.5 million deal with Vivid Entertainment to release her first porn film — and she’s been the target of a barrage of backlash ever since (Dr. Drew even chimed in to the debate, chastising her for making ”horrible, horrible choices”.)

Kaminstein said that although the thought of her having sex on camera is cringe-worthy, neither he nor his friends really care all that much about her porn future. Read more on Celebuzz…

True Story: I Tried (And Failed) To Masturbate To The Farrah Abraham And James Deen Sex Tape

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UPDATE: I have since viewed 40+ minute scene from “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom” and have additional thoughts!

Last night, in the name of journalism — okay, I was bored and horny — I decided to take one for the team (that would be you guys, my beloved Frisky readers) and hopped in bed to masturbate while watching the 5:12 clip from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape, “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” Or, rather,  I attempted to masturbate to it. But I’ll get to that in a second…

Yesterday afternoon, I sort of half-assed watched the clip from Farrah and James’ porn and mostly felt uncomfortable because I was at work and I usually don’t like starring at unfamiliar vagina as my coworkers eat lunch around me. But I must admit, I was curious to give the video a closer looksie at home. Though I am a Manuel Ferrara loyalist, James Deen has, hands down, the best sex growl in the biz. His baby-faced boyishness makes it all the more surprising and hot when he breaks out the dirty talk and tit slapping. So, hey, a new James Deen scene to watch? Who cares if his costar is a “Teen Mom”? If she’s good enough for James Deen, she’s fine by me!

Around midnight last night, I kicked my dog Lucca out of bed and on to the couch (nothing distracts from a good solo sex sesh like a puppy trying to curl up under the covers), got out my laptop and my Jimmy Jane vibe, flicked out the lights for, you know, ambiance, hopped in bed and pressed play. Keep reading »

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