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Ugh: James Franco Denies Sleeping With “Liar” Lindsay Lohan Less Than A Year After He Bragged About F**king Her In “This Is The End”

Ugh: James Franco Denies Sleeping With "Liar" Lindsay Lohan Less Than A Year After He Bragged About F**king Her In "This Is The End"
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Infographic: The Lifecycle Of Emotional Reactions To James Franco
Your emotional reactions to James Franco will always come full circle. Read More »

The honeymoon is over. For quite awhile there, I was hanging out in the Admiration stage of the Lifecycle of Emotional Reactions to James Franco, thanks to his hilarious, balls-to-the-wall performance in “Spring Breakers.” Then I went to Francofest in New York City and saw James’ “documentary” “Francophrenia,” which was beyond abysmal and pretentious; yet he, in the Q&A afterward, really tried to act like it was some sort of high art and I found myself thrust into the Annoyance Phase. But I wasn’t there long. I am now firmly camped out in the Abhorrence Phase for the foreseeable future, because I am revolted by Franco’s recent comments denying that he slept with Lindsay Lohan.

To recap: a few weeks ago, In Touch published a photo of a list, allegedly written by Lindsay Lohan, naming her various celebrity sexual conquests. The 36 sexual partners included Jared Leto, Adam Levine, Colin Farrell, Justin Timberlake and, yes, James Franco. So far, Lindsay has not commented on the leaked list — though she is supposedly going to discuss it on “Ellen” – nor have any of the dudes on it … except James Franco. “Lindsay herself has told lies about me with her people-she’s-slept-with list!” James declared to a reporter at an event promoting his poetry book this week. Last year, Franco told Howard Stern that he did not bed Lohan, explaining, “I mean, I don’t want to brag about it. I don’t know how that got out. She was having issues even then, so you feel weird. Honestly, she was a friend. I’ve met a lot of people that are troubled and sometimes you don’t want to do that.” Keep reading »

James Franco Salami On White & 3 Other Celeb Sandwiches Coming Soon To A Deli Near You

In 1931, Winston Churchill predicted a future in which all the world’s meat would be grown in labs. But he never predicted they would be grown from celebrity tissue samples. Bitelab.org, a company that grows artisanal salami from tissue samples, wants us all to eat more celebrity meat. They have been hard at work developing the technology to create high-quality charcuterie from your favorite celebrities’ DNA. All it takes is a quick biopsy of, say, James Franco. In a process by which they isolate stem cells, they grow cultures into in-vitro meats, which can be dry aged and spiced into the finest sandwich stuffers. Keep reading »

James Franco Is Getting His Own Film Festival Called FrancoFest

  • James Franco is getting his own film retrospective! “FrancoFest,” from March 5 to 13 at the IFC Center in New York City, will screen films that Franco has acted in or directed. James is expected to be on hand at some screenings. “Spring Breakers,” anyone? [IndieWire]
  • Do not approach Kanye West’s white sweater with an uncapped marker. [TMZ]
  • Kim Kardashian was reportedly paid $500,000 to attend the prestigious Opera Ball in Vienna with 81-year-old billionaire Richard Lugner, who complained to reporters that she was “annoying me.”  [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

12 Celebs We Love To Hate (And Hate To Love)

This is my life: after every major awards show, I lie awake contemplating my feelings toward Taylor Swift. What we have is a love/hate relationship of epic proportions, that leaves me fighting an inner battle every time I see her on television. Do I cheer? Hiss? Pre-order her next album? Most of the time I just watch her with awe, annoyed that I’m so compelled by someone who bothers me so much. But she’s not the only celebrity who leaves me with conflicted feelings. Here’s a whole gaggle of stars we love to hate (and hate to love).

James Franco’s Latest Work Involves Batman, Semen (NSFW)

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On the subject of James Franco, I have learned not to ask questions. For clarification: how many questions? None. Zero questions. Just go along with it. The provocative Mind of Franco has developed a new “work” (??) called “50 Shades of Batman and Robin,” which presumably involves elements of both the “50 Shades” series and its S&M connotations and the beloved DC Comics superheroes Batman & Robin. The artist introduced his latest release on Facebook today in the form of two images. The first, depicting a shirtless man (likely Franco himself) and his nipples in a Batman costume and bondage restraints, is fairly tame by Franco standards. But the second photo … well, it’s a lot. Or a load, rather. Keep reading »

James Franco & Seth Rogen Flawlessly Mock Kanye West And Kim Kardashian In “Bound 2″ Spoof

James Franco & Seth Rogen Flawlessly Mock Kanye West And Kim Kardashian In "Bound 2" Spoof
Uh Huh, Honey!

Somewhere, Kanye West is not laughing. James Franco and Seth Rogen loved the wildly ridiculous”Bound 2″ music video so much, they decided to recreate Yeezy’s ode to a topless Kim Kardashian shot for shot. I don’t care where you are on the James Franco Emotional Life Cycle — this video will have you settling into the “Amusement” phase faster than Kanye can fire off his first infuriated tweet. [The Daily Beast]

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