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Return Of The Francopocalypse: James Franco Sings Selena Gomez

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I’d like to officially say that I’m not responsible for any apoplectic fits you might fall into after watching this video of James Franco — clad in Kenny Powers-esque braids — lip-syncing to Selena Gomez’s “I Love You Like A Love Song.” It seems Mr. Franco, of whom I have a documented intense hatre, is making a new film with Gomez and crappy ’90s agent provocateur Harmony Korine called “Spring Breakers.” So yeah, I’m sure this is going to turn out great. [Huffington Post]

All At Once, James Franco Shatters The Golden Silence Of His Absence

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Surely you had noticed it had become eerily quiet of late — the sound of your own thoughts had peacefully taken up residence in your head again. Your breath had calmly slowed, your pulse returned to a pleasantly dull rate. You weren’t sure what it was — what caused the strange, but welcome sense of calm and well-being that now permeated your very soul, but you were pleased at the feeling and were happy that the many mood enhancers and doses of Vallerian Root and melatonin were again at a minimum.

And then some very disconcerting news flashed before your eyes.

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Morning Quickies: James Franco Earns “D” Grade At NYU

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  • James Franco earned a D in his NYU Master’s Degree class “Directing The Actor” after he missed 12 of 14 classes. The professor who doled out the bad grade, Jose Angel Santana, claims he was wrongfully terminated for not coddling the actor. [Us Weekly]
  • Rihanna went off on Twitter at the Dutch magazine that called her the n-word. [Popdust]
  • NeNe Leakes from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” will guest star on “Glee” as a swim coach. The reality stars … are invading … the real shows … hide the children! [Huffington Post]
  • Celebs in fugly Christmas sweaters! [Crushable] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: James Franco Pens Movie Review Of “Breaking Dawn” For Fancypants Literary Mag

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  • James Franco, artiste, reviewed “Breaking Dawn, Part One” for the fancypants literary magazine, The Paris Review, in which he says intellectual things like “Death comes pretty simply in the latest installment of Stephenie Meyer’s ‘Twilight’ series, too: the conceit allows the filmmakers to get away with murder, literally.” [The Paris Review]
  • Derek Jeter hooks up with women and send them home the next day in a chauffered car bearing an autographed baseball in a gift basket. More hookups should come with gift bags, really. [New York Post]
  • Tyra Banks and her longtime boyfriend are dunzo, which prompted an “Eat, Pray, Love”-style spiritual retreat around Bali. [Madame Noire] Keep reading »

Only $500 Is Needed To Make James Franco Fan Erotica A Reality!

James Franco, Gay?
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James Franco likes to talk about gayness. Is he or isn't he? Read More »
Leto Vs. Franco
A douchebag comparison. Read More »
Franco Must Be Stopped
Seriously, soon there will be no jobs left. Read More »
Celebrity Sightings - Day 5 - 68th Venice Film Festival

Are you sexually passionate about James Franco? It’s time to put your money where your mouth is and help make F**KING JAMES FRANCO, a collection of fan erotica, a reality. The book project is currently featured on Kickstarter, a site that allows artists to solicit donations for new projects by posting video proposals, and they are a mere $500 from their goal. Proposed by Portland-based Social Malpractice Publishing and Container Corps, they’re just trying to provide us with what we need, i.e. “hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time.” Keep reading »

Franco Flaunts His Fanny

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Ladies and gentleman, James Franco has added another hyphenate to his resume. Actor. Writer. Artist. Musician. ASS MODEL. That his bare bum on the cover of Flaunt magazine. Why? I don’t know. is there ever really any rhyme or reason to the things James Franco does for attention? [NYMag.com]

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