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Jake Gyllenhaal Tries to Win Back Reese Witherspoon With Dinnerware

In Touch is reporting that in an effort to woo Reese Witherspoon back, ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal sent her $75,000 in vintage dinnerware as a Christmas gift. ““He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend of his tells In Touch. I don’t know who this says more about — Reese or Jake — that he thought a bunch of expensive old plates would win back her heart. I mean, can you just hear it? Reese: “Well, I really thought it was over. He moved out. We spent the holidays apart. I explained to the kids that he wouldn’t be around anymore. But then I got a box of old plates. From France! And now I’m just not sure where things stand …”

So, let’s hear it; I’m sure you guys have your own stories: What have former flames done to try to win back your heart? And were they successful? [via In Touch] Keep reading »

In Bed With … Jake Gyllenhaal

VITAL STATS:
Born:
December 19, 1980 in Los Angeles, CA
Sun Sign: Sagittarius
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Gemini
Mercury: Sagittarius
Venus: Sagittarius
Mars: Capricorn

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Jake Gyllenhaal Learns How To Separate, Looks Hot At The Same Time


OK, um, hello? Is it just me, or is this hawt? I mean, I had no idea that an octopus puppet on Jake Gyllenhaal‘s head could be so titillating. Something about the spread legs, and the on-top-of-Jake’s-head position, and the obsessing over the word “separate.” I feel like it’s all some kind of primal dialogue to which I am only partially privy. Where was Jake when I was watching “Sesame Street”? Probably not born yet. Sigh. Keep reading »

Quotable: Natalie Portman On Jake Gyllenhaal’s Appeal

“He plays guitar and has a great voice. Kids and dogs love him. He loves his mom and sister and girlfriend. He’s perfect… too bad he’s ugly.”

— Natalie Portman on Jake Gyllenhaal, her co-star/love interest in the new film “Brothers” [Mirror] Keep reading »

Sesame Street’s Reign Of Cuteness Continues

The best address in America has always played host to the cutest and brightest puppets, and now like a grand socialite giving her 40th birthday celebration, the show has created a simply amazing guest list for the upcoming season. Set your DVRs, volunteer to babysit, or call out sick and stay home to watch kids’ TV, because the new episodes, beginning Nov. 10, are going to be awesome …. Keep reading »

Jake Gyllenhaal Lego Isn’t Nearly Hot Enough

Here’s the latest entry into the celebrity doll house: the fine folks at Lego have decided to make an action figure of Jake Gyllenhaal in the upcoming movie “Prince of Persia.” But, um, didn’t they forget something? And by that, I mean his insane hotness. Couldn’t they have at least given us a set of more chiseled abs or some seriously brooding eyes? Hopefully, if they ever decide to make a figure of Jake in “Donnie Darko” or “Brokeback Mountain,” they’ll go for a more true-to-life approach. [People] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: “I Dunno Jake…”

“…that hat looks sort of dumb.” [Venice, CA, 8/30/09]
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L’Chaim: Grover And Jake Gyllenhaal To Star In “Shalom Sesame”

Oy gevalt! How psyched are we that Jake Gyllenhaal, Christina Applegate, Ben Stiller, and Debra Messing are helping Grover out in a 12-part series called “Shalom Sesame,” a Jewish version of “Sesame Street.” The show will teach bubbelehs about Jewish culture, complete with a visit to Israel to check out important landmarks. The show has been done before in 1986 and 1990, with stars like Joan Rivers, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Mary Tyler Moore. The premiere of the new version will be circa Hanukkah 2010. I’ll totally be breaking out the Manischewitz, matzo, and macaroons for that one! Now let’s see if I can convert, marry a nice Jewish boy, and produce some half-Jewish babies in time for the launch! [E! Online] Keep reading »

“Brothers” Is Like “Pearl Harbor” With Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Brothers” is the upcoming Natalie Portman-Jake-Gyllenhaal-Tobey Maguire movie about the Iraq war. Sam (Tobey) goes off to fight, leaving Grace (Natalie) and two kids at home, and he dies. Grace and the kids are heartbroken, and Tommy (Jake) steps in to help out (and, apparently, sleep with his dead brother’s wife). But wait! Sam isn’t dead! He comes back home, and things start going back to normal, but then he loses it when he finds out about Grace and Tommy! And his daughter tells him at the dinner table that Mommy would rather sleep with Uncle Tommy than him! And Sam goes apeshit! Looks like a much more intense, much less sappy version of “Pearl Harbor,” with its Ben Affleck-Josh Hartnett-Kate Beckinsdale love triangle, no? Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Tweedledee & Tweedledumbbell

Does the couple that dresses alike to go to the gym get a better workout? [Los Angeles, 6/22/09] Keep reading »

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