Will Smith and his TMI-spewing wife recently fired the headmaster of their private school. Allegedly, the educational feud with Jacqueline Olivier was over the curriculum for a “Study Technology” class at the New Village Leadership Academy. Will and Jada have denied that the school is all about Scientology, but the word is that Olivier wanted to do some tinkering with the course, even though it was designed by L. Ron Hubbard, which wasn’t cool with Will and Jada. Guess they’ll have to find a new headmaster to teach their kids science fiction?

But wait a second. Let’s back up. Will and Jada Pinkett Smith have a school? And they aren’t the only ones. [NY Daily News]

Famous people say the darnedest things. Sometimes their gibberish is bizarre, sometimes it’s overwhelming, and often it’s just plain dumb. This week, Jada Pinkett Smith took the cake by regaling us with tales of rugged public sex with her hubby, Will Smith. We fondly look back at some of the awesomest things she’s said in the past. Mostly about her sex life.

In an interview with People, hunky “True Blood” vampire Stephen Moyer said that he and his girlfriend/co-star, Anna Paquin, box together for fun. “I like the sport and she likes the blood,” he said. Apparently, Anna can hold her own in the ring. “She won’t stop until she’s gnawed your stumps off. I tell you, my girl is hardcore,” said Moyer. [People]

Wow, this is a little weird. We wonder if these two are confusing their real relationship with their “True Blood” romance? Either way, they are not the only couple that has strange, vaguely kinky, relationship rituals. After the jump, a few other couple with strange habits. 

• Sam Ronson dumped Lindsay Lohan via text after a fight about Nicole Richie because Nicole reportedly told Sam not to bring Lindz to her party. [Dlisted]—Maybe Nicole should read this article.
• Jada Pinkett Smith tried to dispel rumors that she and Will are swingers, saying they’re freaky, but not that freaky. [Perez Hilton]—You know, when someone tries really hard to convince people that they have good sex with a particular person, I tend to think they’re not getting any at all from that person. I wonder when Jada is going to dispel the gay rumors about her and Will.
• A reality show about Chaz Bono’s sex change is a no-go. [E! Online]

Couples in Hollywood seem to have a 99% divorce rate. But it’s those rare few who can keep it together. Like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith. How do they do it? According to MSN, the prince says he can get fresh with whomever he wants, so long as he doesn’t rub it in Jada’s face later. And Jada can do who she wants too, he allegedly told Reveal magazine.  Supposedly they both decided back at the beginning of their 11-year relationship not to stifle their natural attraction to other people. Free Will-y! The Reveal interview is said to reveal that the couple even stipulated their polyamory in their wedding vows, dropping out “forsaking all others” and replacing it with a “just keep quiet about the others” clause. So ladies, if you want the Hancock, you might be in luck.  Don’t let that pesky gold band around his finger stop you! [MSN Australia]