In my most solitary personal moments, there is nothing I like better than to watch “Jersey Shore” with my pants off and my mouth dumbly ajar, spooning with a bag of Lay’s. That shit fascinates me. My many private observatory hours of guilty pleasure screening have naturally led me to pick favorite cast members, episodes,… READ MORE »


Wait just a minute. Kim Zolciak, J-Woww, and Coco in the same SVEDKA_GRL costume? Do I smell a small fee associated with the wearing of the this skin-tight catsuit?  For all you non-reality stars … if you’re looking to draw attention to your boobs and vagina this Halloween, the SVEDKA_GRL costume, designed by Richie Rich,… READ MORE »


MTV is continuing its efforts to rein in the cast of “Jersey Shore.” Last month, it was rumored that MTV was limiting the Seaside Heightsers to two appearances a week. Now, they’ve apparently whittled that number to one. And … they’ve asked the cast not to drink at said appearances, which is kind of like… READ MORE »