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In the ultimate mix of high fashion and low-budget, Jennifer Lopez goes right ahead and matches her sweatsuit to her Birkin. Post-capitalist commentary or just giving a long-awaited shoutout to “Jenny From The Block,” one can’t be sure, but J. Lo is definitely not the first to do it. You see this kind of thing all the time in Boca Raton. As for the high-low mix… I guess you could say the same about her and Casper Smart. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
J. Lo really loves a jumpsuit. She wears them to perform all the time, and has now apparently taken her jumpsuit love to the next level. Here she is wearing this full-length pink monstrosity out and about in Manhattan. I’ve never been a jumpsuit fan because, hello, peeing. But also? This just seems kind of not that flattering for J.Lo’s bangin’ body. What say you? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Jennifer Lopez wears some absolutely fantastic things, but the singer and American Idol judge is not what I would call the arbiter of good taste: she likes her clothes short, spangly, and as skintight as she can manage without bursting a blood vessel. I mean, can you blame her? This week, J.Lo brought boytoy Casper Smart (who, ugh, I just noticed has a neck tattoo) along for the ride to celebrate the launch of her new single in Vegas, and I don’t think the term “minidress” does the teeny-tiny garment she chose for the occasion justice. Of course it looks fabulous on her — duh, it’s J.Lo — and it is Vegas, but I can’t look at her in this dress without wincing. How often do you think she had to pull that shit down lest she flaunt the fallopians? Jenny from the block needs a sit-down talk about not show-cha(ing) her chocha.
Jennifer Lopez is nothing if not a master at changing her image and her look all the time. Like in the new video for her track with Wisin & Yandel, titled “Follow the Leader,” Lopez had “Lideres” — Spanish for “leaders” — faux-inked on her chest. She also had an elaborate skull/dragon/Ed Hardy design etched on her back. Of course, the tattoos aren’t real, merely character affectations for the video, but it would be pretty cool if J. Lo really did get a major chest piece done. Check out a shot of the huge back tat after the jump!
I, along with the rest of the world, am under the clear impression that J. Lo can (and will) make anything work … except, maybe, for this crystal snake-embellished number. This is a dress that’s so striking on the runway and editorially, but de facto it is all kinds of crazy. Like, 24 different kinds of crazy — one for every year Casper Smart has been alive, natch.
Who knows why Jennifer Lopez needs a stunt double. Perhaps sometimes it’s really hard to walk around in her Louboutins. Maybe being “Jenny from the Block” is especially death-defying these days. We may never find out and I don’t really care. What I do care about: J. Lo’s stunt double is a man, baby! Check out that weave! He does not look pleased. [Buzzfeed]
Jennifer Lopez completed her first-ever triathlon in Malibu in under two-and-a-half hours on Sunday. The Nautica-sponsored charity event helped to raise money for Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. This was a great moment in girl power and philanthropy, but we’re more fascinated by the fact that J.Lo canceled her guest judge appearance on Project Runway because she had a foot injury. I guess she could wear sneakers, but not heels. And sitting at a fashion show was so much more painful than a 1/2-mile swim, 18-mile bike ride and 4-mile run. [People] Keep reading »