Posts tagged "ivy league"

Emma Watson Graduates From Brown This Weekend!

Our favorite little smartie Emma Watson graduates with a degree in English literature from Brown University this Sunday. Congratulations! Now go take over the world. [Just Jared] Jennifer Aniston's hairstylist Chris McMillan is doing Kim Kardashian's hair over her wedding weekend. Remember, her wedding celebrations are taking place in both France and Italy. [US Weekly]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 22, 2014

Surprise: Going To An Ivy League Won’t Make You Any Happier As An Adult

This one is for everyone who freaked about the colleges they got into, if they were privileged enough to get into college at all: a Gallup-Purdue University poll found that the experiences you had in college rather than the type of school you went to, are the major factor in determining the happiness in your…

By: Claire Hannum / May 10, 2014

“Princeton Mom” Susan Patton Speaks At Princeton: “A Woman Looking For A Husband In Her 30s Gives Off Total Desperation”

Earlier this month, the world met Susan Patton, a 1977 graduate of Princeton University, authoress of the world's snobbiest letter to the editor of The Daily Princetonian. Its utterly-sincere advice that female undergrads marry fellow Princetonians because they'll never find men as intelligent anywhere else in the world — followed by the news that Patto…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 22, 2013

Hitched: “Princeton Mom” Is Lying To You

“Forget about having it all, or not having it all, leaning in or leaning out — here’s what you really need to know that nobody is telling you.” That’s how now-infamous "Princeton Mom" Susan Patton began her letter to "Princeton women," advising them to lock down a Princeton man by the time they graduate, lest…

By: Andrea Grimes / April 3, 2013

Princeton Mom Warns Women Have A “Shelf Life”

Last week, the world met Susan A. Patton, Princeton grad of '77, whose uber-snobbish letter to the editor of the Daily Princetonian was heard 'round the globe. Patton's screed, penned to "the daughters I never had," warned the young ladies of Princeton that they should find their husbands now, in college, because men in the…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 1, 2013

Princeton Grad Warns Undergraduates To Find Their Husbands Now, Because The Rest Of The World Is Too Dumb

Princeton graduates, in my experience, have been the most insufferable bunch of Ivy League braggadocios to ever walk this Earth. People I know who went to Yale, Harvard or Columbia don't need to advertise it. But if someone went to Princeton, just like if someone is a vegan, THEY WILL TELL YOU. Susan A. Patton,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 29, 2013

10 Reasons Smart People Have A Hard Time Dating

The smarter you are, the harder it is for you to get laid. Well, that’s what Dr. Alex Benzer, a Harvard man thinks. The Ivy League snob believes his fellow private college geniuses (yes, he even listed specific schools that qualify) suffer under the weight of their giant brains. So, in a piece for the…

By: Simcha / March 9, 2009

Lehman Brothers Are Lookin’ For Love On Craigslist

In case you haven't noticed, the stock market took a nosedive this week. The rest of us are left worried about investments, bank stability, and mortgages. But what about the men of Wall Street, who are getting screwed over by their employers: How are they looking to handle this mess? They're looking to get screwed…

By: Simcha / September 16, 2008

Sex On Campus: Rare and Juicy

What happens when a bunch of hormone-ridden college co-eds party together week after week? Apparently nothing. Hot fantasies aside, the cold hard data is in. Kathleen Bogle, author of Hooking Up: Sex, Dating and Relationships on Campus, has filed her report. While the number of nuns may be dropping, the number of women who qualify…

By: Simcha / February 19, 2008

Why We Love Yale Sluts

After years of studying and not getting laid just so they could get into Yale, some Zeta Psi recruits have officially blown their chances of ever enjoying a woman’s touch. The freshmen frat wannabes posted a picture on Facebook of themselves in front of the Women’s Center on campus with a sign that read, “We…

By: Simcha / January 23, 2008