Posts tagged "ivy league"

Emma Watson Graduates From Brown This Weekend!

Our favorite little smartie Emma Watson graduates with a degree in English literature from Brown University this Sunday. Congratulations! Now go take over the world. [Just Jared]

Jessica Wakeman | May 22, 2014 - 10:30 am

Surprise: Going To An Ivy League Won’t Make You Any Happier As An Adult

This one is for everyone who freaked about the colleges they got into, if they were privileged enough to get into college at all: a Gallup-Purdue University poll found that…

Claire Hannum | May 10, 2014 - 4:00 pm

“Princeton Mom” Susan Patton Speaks At Princeton: “A Woman Looking For A Husband In Her 30s Gives Off Total Desperation”

Earlier this month, the world met Susan Patton, a 1977 graduate of Princeton University, authoress of the world’s snobbiest letter to the editor of The Daily Princetonian. Its utterly-sincere advice…

Jessica Wakeman | April 22, 2013 - 11:40 am

Hitched: “Princeton Mom” Is Lying To You

“Forget about having it all, or not having it all, leaning in or leaning out — here’s what you really need to know that nobody is telling you.”…

Andrea Grimes | April 3, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Princeton Mom Warns Women Have A “Shelf Life”

Last week, the world met Susan A. Patton, Princeton grad of ’77, whose uber-snobbish letter to the editor of the Daily Princetonian was heard ’round the globe. Patton’s screed, penned…

Jessica Wakeman | April 1, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Princeton Grad Warns Undergraduates To Find Their Husbands Now, Because The Rest Of The World Is Too Dumb

Princeton graduates, in my experience, have been the most insufferable bunch of Ivy League braggadocios to ever walk this Earth. People I know who went to Yale, Harvard or Columbia…

Jessica Wakeman | March 29, 2013 - 1:00 pm

10 Reasons Smart People Have A Hard Time Dating

The smarter you are, the harder it is for you to get laid. Well, that’s what Dr. Alex Benzer, a Harvard man thinks. The Ivy League snob believes his fellow…

Simcha | March 9, 2009 - 7:00 pm

Lehman Brothers Are Lookin’ For Love On Craigslist

In case you haven’t noticed, the stock market took a nosedive this week. The rest of us are left worried about investments, bank stability, and mortgages. But what about the…

Simcha | September 16, 2008 - 6:30 pm

Sex On Campus: Rare and Juicy

What happens when a bunch of hormone-ridden college co-eds party together week after week? Apparently nothing. Hot fantasies aside, the cold hard data is in. Kathleen Bogle, author of Hooking

Simcha | February 19, 2008 - 7:00 pm

Why We Love Yale Sluts

After years of studying and not getting laid just so they could get into Yale, some Zeta Psi recruits have officially blown their chances of ever enjoying a woman’s touch.

Simcha | January 23, 2008 - 3:30 pm