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Tanning Mom’s Music Video Is Finally Here!

Tanning Mom Gay Porn
Tanning Mom gets her first part in a gay porn. Read More »
Tanning Mom's Song
"It's Tan Mom" is going to be a hit. Read More »
Tanning Mom Sex Tape
She wants to make one, but no one is biting. Read More »
Music For Your Soul
"It's Tan Mom!" the official music video

To quote Amelia when she alerted me that Tanning Mom’s music video for her new single, “It’s Tan Mom,” was available for viewing: “Christmas has come early.” I don’t celebrate Christmas because I’m a Jew. But this video is what I would ask for if I made a Christmas list. I’ve dreamed of it. I’ve envisioned it in my mind. I’ve laid  awake at night, too excited to sleep wondering what kind of performance Patty would turn out. Would she dance? Would she wear costumes? Would we get to see her modeling a bikini again? Would co-stars from her gay porn be in it?

As is often the case with the best things in life, this video is better than anything I could have imagined. It has all the elements of great art. Tanning Mom. Check. Wigs. Check. Psychedelic effects. Check. Token gays. Check. Awkward dancing. Check. Feeling up of boobs. Check. Bikinis. Check. Gratuitous use of suntan lotion. Check. 

I don’t care what the haters say. I feel really happy inside my soul. [DListed]

Tanning Mom’s New Single Is Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape

Tanning Mom Sex Tape
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Non-Celeb Singles
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Tanning Mom Hobbies
She's says she's on a tanning diet. She needs a hobby. Read More »
Tanning Mom's Single!
It's Tan Mom, bitch!

Take that, Farrah Abraham getting done up the pooper by James Deen! You have been outdone by Tanning Mom! No, she didn’t make a sex tapeTMZ obtained a snippet of Patricia Krentcil’s soon-to-be-released single, “It’s Tan Mom.” I knew it would blow my mind, but I didn’t know how much it would blow my mind. And it’s only one minute’s worth. Teaser: there is extreme auto-tuning, there are dance beats, there are lyrics like, You all are losers/ I’m sexier than the Teen Mom/ I am cool/ I’m the cool one/ I’m hotter than the Octomom

Yes. YESSSS. I cannot wait for the music video. Let there be bows! [Buzzfeed]

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