Is This An 800-Year-Old Nokia Cellphone Left By Time Traveling Aliens?

We’re gonna say it’s probably a hoax. More »

Did Taylor Swift Fart At The VMAs? An Investigation

Beans, beans, the magical fruit… More »

How Random Is Ariana Grande?!

Ariana Grande is soooOOooooooOOooo random. More »

Jared From Subway Is Being Investigated For Child Pornography

Insert tasteless joke about foot-longs. More »

The FBI Investigated Anna Nicole Smith For Murder-For-Hire

Anna Nicole Smith was a lot of things, but she wasn’t, as far as the FBI is concerned, a murderer. It was recently divulged that, beginning in 2000, the FBI started investigating Smith after they kept hearing word that she was trying to off her dead husband’s son, E. Pierce Marshall. The two were in… More »