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Snoreplasty: The New Injection To End Snoring

Leonora EpsteinOctober 30, 2009 //

Girls don’t snore, right? (Wink.) But your guy probably does. For those with snoring problems, there’s a frightening new solution—an injection treatment called “snoreplasty,” which can supposedly replace surgery for those who wish to solve their severe snoring issues (or, at least, appease the women they’re torturing on a nightly basis). The shot, currently available in England, is done under local anesthetic, and targets the roof of the mouth. The compound is a “hardening agent” which prevents vibration in the nasal passageways. While the injection sounds pretty suspect and a little nasty, snoreplasty is apparently cheap, only 3 GBPs (about $5), and it takes only two minutes to administer. Whaddya think? Wanna sign the man friend up? (Or, um, someone else you know?) [Marie Claire] Keep reading »

The G-Shot Promises A Pouty, Kissable Vagina In Minutes!

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 4, 2007 //

Thank heavens there are rogue doctors out there who will take an FDA-approved product and inject it somewhere that’s not approved. First Coast News reports doctors are injecting collagen — you know, the junk that goes in Jessica Simpson’s lips — into the walls of the vagina near where the G-spot is located. We guess the premise is that if you fatten up the vag, the space inside will be less, um, cavernous, and hence the G-spot will be extra-stimulated. So, while we’re all for women taking strides to improve their sexual pleasure, we sort of think that injecting a foreign substance (besides sperm, obvi!) into your nether regions, especially one that hasn’t really been approved for that usage, should come as a last resort after masturbation, sex toys, and finding a dude who’s actually committed to seeing you come without a giant needle stabbing you in the groin. You know, a keeper! [First Coast News] Keep reading »