Posts tagged "infomercial"

Snuggie Scam Rattles The Infomercial World

As loyal Frisky readers, I am sure that many of you own a Snuggie as well as The Perfect Bacon Bowl, since you love to lie down swaddled in fabric and read this site while eating food out of a bowl also made of food. These two “As Seen On TV” products are marketed to…

By: Katrin Higher / March 7, 2015

The Forever Lazy Makes Pajama Jeans Look Harmless

If you were scared of Pajama Jeans, be terrified of the Forever Lazy. This fleece onesie is not OK to wear in public or even around the house in my opinion, unless you are trying to look like an adult baby on purpose. Contrary to popular belief, blankets are not that complicated to…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 14, 2011

Send Your Loved One A Hug-E-Gram!

“Flowers, agaaaaaain?” Red roses just don’t cut it on Valentine’s Day anymore, fellas. Show your girlfriend or wife that you love her with a plush, decapitated, bendable arm! Who needs real hugs when you can hug your wife from afar, thanks to a cheap arm of full of flammable stuffing known as the Hug-E-Gram?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 13, 2010

Perfect Present: Everyone Could Use A Hand Job!

Stuck on what to get those last few people on your list? Well, I think we can all agree, everyone could use an extra hand job. And for $5, that’s cheaper than a hooker … but don’t get too excited; it’s just a jar opener. Still, you could call it the gift that kee…

By: Simcha / December 16, 2009

A Hair Raising Informercial

Too lazy to brush your own hair? No worries, help — or the worst twirled knot of your life — is on the way, for $34.95 plus shipping and handling. I don’t know what’s scarier, this rotating hair brush or the fact that the crazy abusive SlapChop guy’s commercials are still airing? [Everything Is

By: Simcha / October 30, 2009

Shake Weight: The Exercise Tool For Sexytimes

We’re not sure if the Shake Weight, which is “designed specifically for women,” is supposed to teach a gal how to give a handy, or if it’s going to give her an upper body like Madonna’s. Causing further confusion? The company claims that in “just six minutes a day, you can get arm…

By: Simcha / July 31, 2009

A Special TV Offer For Your Boobs

Are you tired of useless products and having big boobies? Well, The Kush can finally solve both your problems and put you to sleep! Uh, that is so long as you can sleep while getting tittie humped by a $55 piece of plastic. Sweet dreams!

By: Simcha / June 24, 2009

Wet Blanket: Snuggie Towel For Summer

If you find blankets to be such a challenge you needed the Snuggie, well, we have some good news for you. This summer you can stick your arms through a whole new sheet of fabric! Behold, the Wearable Towel. Hm, couldn’t the marketing geniuses behind this have come up with a snazzier name…

By: Simcha / May 27, 2009