If you were scared of Pajama Jeans, be terrified of the Forever Lazy. This fleece onesie is not OK to wear in public or even around the house in my opinion, unless you are trying to look like an adult baby on purpose. Contrary to popular belief, blankets are not that complicated to use. Also, I refuse to undo the special zippered crotch hatch of my onesie to make a pee-pee. I am a big girl. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
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Send Your Loved One A Hug-E-Gram!
“Flowers, agaaaaaain?” Red roses just don’t cut it on Valentine’s Day anymore, fellas. Show your girlfriend or wife that you love her with a plush, decapitated, bendable arm! Who needs real hugs when you can hug your wife from afar, thanks to a cheap arm of full of flammable stuffing known as the Hug-E-Gram? That way, you can show her you care — while you’re off finger-banging your secretary. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Perfect Present: Everyone Could Use A Hand Job!
Stuck on what to get those last few people on your list? Well, I think we can all agree, everyone could use an extra hand job. And for $5, that’s cheaper than a hooker … but don’t get too excited; it’s just a jar opener. Still, you could call it the gift that keeps on giving! Sigh, if only the other kind of HJ could be mass-produced. But at least we have this safe for work, totally for reals, and hilarious infomercial. [AdHack] Keep reading »
A Hair Raising Informercial
Too lazy to brush your own hair? No worries, help — or the worst twirled knot of your life — is on the way, for $34.95 plus shipping and handling. I don’t know what’s scarier, this rotating hair brush or the fact that the crazy abusive SlapChop guy’s commercials are still airing? [Everything Is Terrible] Keep reading »
Shake Weight: The Exercise Tool For Sexytimes
We’re not sure if the Shake Weight, which is “designed specifically for women,” is supposed to teach a gal how to give a handy, or if it’s going to give her an upper body like Madonna‘s. Causing further confusion? The company claims that in “just six minutes a day, you can get arms you’ll be proud to show off!” Six minutes sounds about right … So, ladies, would you shell out $19.95 for a vibrating hand weight? Keep reading »
A Special TV Offer For Your Boobs
Are you tired of useless products and having big boobies? Well, The Kush can finally solve both your problems and put you to sleep! Uh, that is so long as you can sleep while getting tittie humped by a $55 piece of plastic. Sweet dreams!
Wet Blanket: Snuggie Towel For Summer
If you find blankets to be such a challenge you needed the Snuggie, well, we have some good news for you. This summer you can stick your arms through a whole new sheet of fabric! Behold, the Wearable Towel. Hm, couldn’t the marketing geniuses behind this have come up with a snazzier name for it like say, the Toweldactyl or the Toggie? Well, perhaps they’ve already burned out all their brain cells making this totally hilarious infomercial.
(And if the Wearable Towel doesn’t do it for you—and you happen to be both a Snuggie and a Weezer fan—you can get your hands on a Wuggie. “A Wuggie is basically exactly like a Snuggie, except it says Weezer on it,” Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo told Rolling Stone. “The people at Snuggie are doing it with us and promoting it with us. It’s a totally legit Snuggie.”—[Rolling Stone]) Keep reading »
