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Celebs

The key to the Kardashian’s success has always been Kris, but now we have a clearer idea as to how she workd that magic. READ MORE »


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As loyal Frisky readers, I am sure that many of you own a Snuggie as well as The Perfect Bacon Bowl, since you love to lie down swaddled in fabric and read this site while eating food out of a bowl also made of food. These two “As Seen On TV” products are marketed to… READ MORE »


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If you were scared of Pajama Jeans, be terrified of the Forever Lazy. This fleece onesie is not OK to wear in public or even around the house in my opinion, unless you are trying to look like an adult baby on purpose. Contrary to popular belief, blankets are not that complicated to… READ MORE »


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“Flowers, agaaaaaain?” Red roses just don’t cut it on Valentine’s Day anymore, fellas. Show your girlfriend or wife that you love her with a plush, decapitated, bendable arm! Who needs real hugs when you can hug your wife from afar, thanks to a cheap arm of full of flammable stuffing known as the Hug-E-Gram? READ MORE »


Entertainment

Stuck on what to get those last few people on your list? Well, I think we can all agree, everyone could use an extra hand job. And for $5, that’s cheaper than a hooker … but don’t get too excited; it’s just a jar opener. Still, you could call it the gift that keeps… READ MORE »


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Too lazy to brush your own hair? No worries, help — or the worst twirled knot of your life — is on the way, for $34.95 plus shipping and handling. I don’t know what’s scarier, this rotating hair brush or the fact that the crazy abusive SlapChop guy’s commercials are still airing? [Everything IsREAD MORE »


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We’re not sure if the Shake Weight, which is “designed specifically for women,” is supposed to teach a gal how to give a handy, or if it’s going to give her an upper body like Madonna’s. Causing further confusion? The company claims that in “just six minutes a day, you can get arms… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Are you tired of useless products and having big boobies? Well, The Kush can finally solve both your problems and put you to sleep! Uh, that is so long as you can sleep while getting tittie humped by a $55 piece of plastic. Sweet dreams!

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If you find blankets to be such a challenge you needed the Snuggie, well, we have some good news for you. This summer you can stick your arms through a whole new sheet of fabric! Behold, the Wearable Towel. Hm, couldn’t the marketing geniuses behind this have come up with a snazzier name… READ MORE »