“Beverly Hills, 90210″‘s resident goody-two-shoes, Brandon Walsh, was actually the the show’s biggest man whore, especially during the show’s initial few seasons before he got sucked into the vortex known as Kelly Taylor. Tricia, the ice skater! Brooke, the racist! Lucinda, the married women’s studies professor! Nikki, the chick who has an abusive ex-boyfriend named Diesel! Tracy and Susan, practically interchangeable! And, of course, Emily F**king Valentine. Keep reading »
There’s so much more we all need to know about Bill Murray … like his sister is a nun and he’s nicknamed “The Murricane” for his mood swings. Oh Bill Murray, how you continue to surprise and fascinate us after all these years. After the jump, see more little known Bill Murray facts. [Funny or Die] Keep reading »
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Last night’s episode of “Bachelor Pad”
should have been called “The One Where They Try and Give Each Other Mono.” See, this week’s big competition was a kissing contest — every Bach and Bachelorette had a turn at being blindfolded, as the opposite sex took turns kissing them with as much gusto and tongue as they could muster. Then the blindfolded one would vote on which person was the best kisser and so on. Basically, ABC is not even trying to stand in the way of these dorks sharing bodily fluids. Do they at least test them for herpes? Keep reading »
This insanely detailed “Can We Date?” flowchart from The Morning News is so spot-on and hilarious, I’ll just let it speak for itself as you spend your afternoon running through all the possible scenarios. Click here to see the full-size image. [The Morning News] Keep reading »
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Never underestimate the potential for someone to change your mind. That is the lesson I learned from last night’s “Bachelor Pad,” in which I finally came to love and root for The Weatherman. Keep reading »
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It’s “Love Yourself Week,” so of course we are going to channel our inner Oprahs for schmoopy listicles on the 30 things we love about ourselves. But usually when we talk about “loving yourself” here in the Frisky-verse, there’s something else we mean: masturbation.
Whether it’s with a vibrator, a dildo, fingers — or, heck, the contents of your produce drawer! — we are big fans of rubbing one out. As Woody Allen famously said, “Masturbation is sex with someone I love!” In the spirit of loving yourself in this very special way, we’ve constructed a helpful flowchart to help you decide whether you should masturbate right now. (Quickie answer? If you are reading this at the office, the answer is “no.”) Keep reading »
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“Eat Pray Love” opens tonight and chances are there’s a lady in your life who wants to see it. But is it really worth $10 and painful subzero-air conditioning? A lot of people hated the book. A lot of people hate Julia Roberts. But a lot of people loved the book. And a lot of people love Julia Roberts. Decisions, decisions. Lucky for you, we’ve got a flowchart to make the decision process much easier. Keep reading »
Guess who has a new favorite Monday night trash TV show? “Bachelor Pad” debuted last night and was everything I could have hoped for and more. The premise: 19 former contestants on ABC’s “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” series, living in a house together, having their lives taped, to find out what happens when people stop trying to fall in love and instead focus on winning money. Greed! Hookups! Tears! The lowdown on what happened in the first episode after the jump …
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But, come on. When do you ever see a handsome man and an ugly woman together? It’s a couple dynamic that simply does not exist in nature. Amiright? [via The Daily Wh.at and BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
2010 is a big year, because it is the 50th anniversary of the birth control pill. Who can remember life without it? But did you know that the pill was originally only available to married women? Or that taking Nyquil can make the pill less effective? After the jump, some other fascinating pill facts. Keep reading »