Posts tagged "infographic"

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 9! The Women Tell All)

The season is almost over! So which of Chris’s rejected girlfriends would be your ideal next “Bachelorette”? This flowchart will hep you out…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 3, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 8! The Sex-Less Fantasy Suite)

Good news! Becca finally did tell Chris that she’s a virgin and his response was to sigh heavily, smile and reassure her that he just requires biweekly blowjobs and a finger in the butt on special occasions. …

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 24, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 7! A Final Four “Bachelor” Baby!)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 17, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 6! Chris Is A Terrible Boyfriend)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 10, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 4! My Worst Nightmare!)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 27, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 3! By The Numbers!)


Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 20, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 2! WTF Is Wrong With Ashley S?)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 1! Meet The Ladiesssssss!)


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Every Monday, I’ll be livetweeting a new, exhaustingly long episode of “The Bachelor” on both my personal (@xoamelia) and The Frisky’s Twitter accounts, giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of “Prince Farming” (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 6, 2015

If You Got Lost During “Interstellar,” This Timeline Has You Covered (Spoilers!)

When we walked out of the theater after seeing “Interstellar” this weekend, the first thing my mom said was, “OK, you’re going to have to explain that whole movie to me.” She enjoyed the movie, and understood the science, but the logistics of the plot got lost in a wormhole somewhere.
Thank goodness for…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / November 11, 2014

Chart: Ranking Jax Teller’s Hair Fuckability, In Honor Of “Sons Of Anarchy”‘s Season 7 Premiere


HELL YES, “Sons of Anarchy” season seven starts tonight! I am so excited about my favorite TV show’s return that I spent some quality time making this handy chart of Jax Teller’s fuckability over the last six seasons, based on his hairstyle. As you can see, whether he’s rocking the innocent bob of seaso…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 9, 2014

All The Important Humping On “Game Of Thrones”


Don’t feel bad. “Game of Thrones” is confusing as hell. So many characters with weird names! So many powerful balding dudes! So many guys with luscious locks! So many characters with weird names having sex with powerful balding dudes and guys with luscious locks! It’s no wonder you can’t keep who’s fucked who straight.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 6, 2014

Infographic: The Cum Rag Hierarchy

A few months ago, I made a 100-point boyfriend checklist, and while some of the desired qualities listed were a little tongue in cheek, I was dead serious about wanting to find a man who would wipe his cum off me with a warm, wet washcloth. See, after years and years of being cleaned up by men clutching wad…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 2, 2014

A Handy Illustrated Guide To Body Shapes


The body shape descriptions used all too often by women’s magazines and fashion brands have always felt so limiting. I mean, I’m a little more bottom heavy than top heavy, but I don’t know that I would call myself a pear-shape. I don’t even really like pears. I prefer nectarines and red plums, if I’m being honest.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 6, 2014

See Which States Last The Longest In The Sack (Spoiler Alert: Nobody’s Breaking 10 Minutes)


According to the data collected from 10,000 users of the Spreadsheets sex app, which allows you to track various aspects of your sexual performance including thrusts per minute, duration and orgasmic decibel levels, the United States is not actually all that amazing at keeping the party going for much longer than your average commercial…

Ami Angelowicz / February 19, 2014

To Google Or Not To Google: This Flowchart Answers The Eternal Question

It’s nice to finally have some assistance with the Should You Google dilemma. Because on the one hand, there’s curiosity and longing for connection, on the other hand, there’s self-loathing and stalkerdom. Writer Caroline Paul and illustrator Wendy MacNaughton put together this handy guide for confused Googlers. And they’ve considered all the important…

Ami Angelowicz / February 8, 2014

Flowchart: Should I Buy _______ A Present?


Holiday shopping is taxing on your energy and your bank account. You create a list, check it once, and are satisfied that you’ve crossed everyone off your list. Then you check it twice and realize you may have forgotten someone.  Or even worse, you start to second guess who should be on your list…

Sophie Leon / December 17, 2013

New Sex Rule: The 7-Minute Limit On Blowjobs

Here ye, here ye! We, the women of The Frisky, hereby decree that blowjobs should last no longer than seven minutes. Why seven minutes you ask? Men, let us do you a favor and explain why.

The Frisky / December 6, 2013

Flowchart: Is It Cool If I Masturbate Here?


This month has been a big one for public masturbation. A Cosmopolitan blogger wrote about her attempt to masturbate clandestinely on the NYC subway. Spoiler: her session ended with a gyro, not an orgasm. Meanwhile in Sweden … a 65-year-old man who openly pleasured himself on a beach in Stockholm was acquitted because his masturbation wa…

The Lifecycle Of Emotional Reactions To James Franco

James Franco is not the most popular cat around The Frisky offices. We even coined a saying for when someone sends you too many links about Franco’s latest annoying antics, catching you off guard and ruining your day: “I’ve been Franco-ed.” (Everyone knows not to Franco Julie when she has a migraine. Not a good…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 20, 2013

Flowchart: Should I Skip This Class?


Happy Schooled Week! After you get over the initial thrill of returning to class, the fun part begins — figuring out just how much you can get away with. Like, do you really need to make every session of that 8 a.m. politics seminar? Maybe. But maybe not. We’ve put together this comprehensive flowchart…

Julie Gerstein / August 8, 2013
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