Tag Archives: infidelity

Girl Code: Sometimes You’ve Got To Mind Your Own Business

When my friend Stephanie was out to dinner the other night, she saw a young, twentysomething couple having dinner together at a table near hers. When the woman got up to go to the restroom, the woman’s boyfriend/husband, grabbed her phone and began searching through it, in an obviously suspicious way. Stephanie said she felt super guilty for not having said anything to the woman when she returned; that not letting her know that her man was spying on her and checking her call logs was a violation of girl code. I disagree. While I think women should look out for each other — hell, I think people should look out for each other — sometimes I think girl code treads too much into “none of your business” territory. Keep reading »

Does A Big Chin Equal A Big Cheater?

If you think it’s obvious why most men aren’t exactly lining up to date Rumer Willis, think again. According to a new study it may not be just because they find that big chin unattractive. Researchers say a prominent chin can be a “telltale sign that a woman will be unfaithful.” Hmm, can someone say Claire Danes? Perhaps, Hillary Swank? Keep reading »

Husband Demands Payment For Donated Kidney

A Long Island surgeon doesn’t want to fight his estranged wife for the million dollar pad they shared. Instead, he wants the kidney he donated to her. But he’ll settle for $1.5 million compensation. Keep reading »

Baby, Can I “Smell Yo Dick” For Reals?

About a year ago, rapper Riskay had a recommendation for all the ladies who think their man is cheating. She suggested suspicious lovers should ask to “Smell Yo Dick.” While the song was an underground hit, a woman was just beaten for using that line on her cheating husband. Just a straight shot south on the Florida Turnpike will get you from Riskay’s home in Bartow to the real scene of the “smell yo dick” crime in Port St. Lucie. After the 37-year-old victim followed her man into the bathroom to get wind of the truth, he punched her in the face and kicked her to the ground. The dude has been missing ever since, but his battered wife of three years refuses to press charges. Penis sniffing and prosecution dodging, ah, the things we do for love! [TCPalm] Keep reading »

Poll: Is Fantasizing About Someone Else During Sex Cheating?

I’m working from home today, so naturally I’m enjoying the background noise known as “The View.” Elisabeth Hasselbeck just said that she thinks that fantasizing about another person while you’re having sex with your partner is kinda, sorta a form of cheating. Mind you, I think she once said that masturbating is cheating too. So what do you think? Is thinking about someone else while you’re doin’ it a form of infidelity? Keep reading »

Who Wouldn’t Rather Be A Mistress Than A Wife?

I tried marriage and I don’t understand the attraction. I hated it. It’s such hard work. I had to organize the maids, the chef, assistants, chauffeurs, gardeners. All that staff. Exhausting. What really did it for me was when my husband told me he wanted children. Can you imagine? Ruining your figure for babies; those smelly things that leak at both ends?

At the beginning of a marriage everyone is on their best behavior. Everyone is pretending to be something their not. He’s pretending to be terribly fascinated in everything you say, he brushes his teeth, acts like a super stud in the bedroom, and living room, and kitchen… And we women pretend that he’s our “super hero,” we wear high heels and naughty little teddies, we shave our legs everyday. But six months and he’s turned deaf and dumb, your legs are hairy, neither one of you has brushed your teeth, you pick your nose and he picks his butt. He farts, you burp. The teddies have been replaced with sweats; he sits in front of the TV with the “game” on, mumbling, a beer in hand. You barely speak to each other; you’re too tired to have sex. Marriage. What is the advantage? Keep reading »

Quickies!: Zack And Miri Made A Porno, Now You Can Too

  • Porn star Belladonna explains how to make an adult film. [Asylum]
  • Think your relationship is odd? Don’t worry, opposites attract. Check out these odd celebrity marriages. [Your Tango]
  • Lubricant is necessary when you’re excited, but your bod isn’t revved up yet, so test your knowledge on this often-forgotten step to good sex. [Dear Sugar]
  • Dreaming that you cheat with your boss, for instance, could mean that you work too much. Dreaming of infidelity doesn’t mean you have an inner-harlot. [Daily Bedpost]
  • Botox may be the second most popular prescription drug, but it’s still a dangerous toxin. [College Candy]
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    Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: What Constitutes Cheating?

    I’ve been thinking a lot about cheating lately, and what constitutes cheating for men and women. Personally, I think anything physical starting with kissing is cheating, though of course it increases in severity the more clothes come off. Emotional cheating is very real in my opinion too — I would be dismayed to find out that my ex, I don’t know, was having, say, a developing emotional affair, possibly, with his younger female coworker, confiding in her and sending her notes about missing her. No physical boundary may have been crossed, but giving your heart to someone, when it belongs to someone else, is just as bad to me. But what about men? Do they have the same guidelines? And how much would they forgive? Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Ellen Smacks Down Sarah Palin On Gay Marriage

  • On today’s episode of her talk show, Ellen DeGeneres had a message for Sarah Palin regarding her stance on gay marriage and her desire to amend the Constitution. [The Huffington Post]
  • Don’t forget! Time is ALMOST UP for you to take Maxim’s Ladies Only Sex Survey. You don’t want to disappoint them do you? [Maxim]
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    Quickies!: The View’s Panelists Tag Team The McCains

  • Dang, those feisty broads on The View went to town when John and Cindy McCain stopped by on Friday. [CNN]
  • Shia The Beef has the hots for Diane Sawyer. [Perez Hilton]
  • If masturbation equals adultery, we are all screwed. [Buzzfeed]
  • Swarovski crystals — for your eyeballs! [The Fashion Police]
  • Newsflash: men, no matter how fugs they are, think they’ve got a shot with a runway model. So THAT explains Judd Aptow’s movies… [MSNBC] Keep reading »