While I’m usually bored with remakes of classic movies, I’m not going to begrudge them. I’m very excited for the new Star Wars revamp, and I have every trust that J. J. Abrams is going to do due homage to second-most important movie trilogy of my life.
However, it’s the first-most that’s got me worried: apparently the Indiana Jones trilogy is getting a makeover. This is enough to give me a heart attack, especially with rumors circulating that someone like Robert Pattinson, Channing Tatum, Chris Hemsworth or Bradley Cooper could be cast as Indy. A choice like these would reflect to me that Disney is more invested in getting kids to watch the movie on the basis of its lead’s looks rather than the philosophy the movie presents. Keep reading »
Something tell us though that this photo, and Shia’s weird constipated look, isn’t what she had in mind. [Indiana Jones premiere, 5/20/08] Keep reading »
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart need to try kissing with their eyes closed — so much more satisfying. [Premiere of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Cannes Film Festival, 5/18/08] Keep reading »
And we do mean Indiana Jones not Harrison Ford. Love Harrison, but this hotness dedication is specific to his whip cracking character, who shall be returning to the big screen in Indiana Jones and the Kingdown of the Crystal Skull, out May 22nd. We decided to go for a photo of vintage Indy because honestly — and not to be an ageist, but c’mon — he was hottest back in the day. I really think Banana Republic owes their stock market boom to Indy and his khaki style. Keep reading »