Posts tagged "in touch"

Lindsay Lohan Made A Sex Spreadsheet — Just Wait ‘Til You See Who’s On It

According to the latest issue of In Touch, one drunken eve at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Lindsay Lohan made a list of all 36 of her famous, sexual conquests to impress her friends. Yes, because making a list of all the famous people you've fucked is the…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2014

Octomom’s Tribute To Angelina Jolie Is Uncomfortable, Delusional

“I admire her … She saves children’s lives. I get that we both have a lot of kids, but I don’t think I look anything like her," said Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, of her idol Angelina Jolie. Then Octomom proceeded to pose like her for In Touch. Why? It'…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 11, 2013

6 New Hobbies For Tanning Mom Now That She Has (GASP!) Stopped Tanning

Some very important news in the world of tan-ness: Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tanning Mom, has announced that she will STOP tanning. In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Tanning Mom said that she wants the chance to "rehabilitate her image by staying out of the sun (real and artificial) for a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 2, 2012

An Open Letter To In Touch Magazine About Their Dumb Shiloh/Kingston Crush Story

Dear In Touch, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt does not have a crush on Kingston Rossdale.  He is not her "first true love." She is 5 years old. Shiloh is interested in taxidermy and being called "John" and engaging in sword play. She's basically a little mini-bad ass. Kingston, when he's not flipping off the paparazzi and…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 20, 2011

In Touch Asks Which Celebrity Toddler “Wore It Better”

Tori Spelling's daughter Stella accessorized with some Magic Marker stains, while Halle Berry's daughter Nahla toted a stuffed animal for a fab fall look. Did they match their Pull-Ups, too? Like, OMG, who do you think their stylist is?! In Touch, you know they're only three-year-olds, right? [SparkAMovement.Tumblr.com]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / October 12, 2011

Baby Talk With Sarah And Bristol Palin

If you happen to pass a newsstand today and venture by a stack of In Touch magazines, do not worry—no one stole the Palins' film from a Sears Portrait Studio. No, Sarah and Bristol, along with babies Trig and Tripp, posed for the cutesy cover shot, in which Tripp sticks his fingers i…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 13, 2010

Scandal! Angelina Jolie Modeled Hideous Bikinis When She Was 16!

Did you hear? There's an Angelina Jolie Sex Scandal brewing! In Touch dug up a bunch of "racy" photos from when she was 16 in which she models swimwear. Now, look, I get it that this kind of modeling, when you're underage can be a little grody, but I'm pretty sure Angie lived in Europe…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 3, 2008

Paris Hilton Picks A Girlfriend

Paris Hilton, 27, recently lamented to In Touch, "I never got to go to college." Aw, poor Paris. Couldn’t get student loans or Swarovski just couldn't rhinestone all those books? But, like an heiress, she’s found a lucrative and public way to duplicate this rite of passage on a new reality show in which…
By: Simcha / February 28, 2008