imagined model conversation

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Me: Whatcha got there?

Model: Where?

Me: In your hands.

Model: Nothing.

Me: No, it’s obvious you’re hiding something.

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Me: Excuse me, I was–

Model: Ssshh! Don’t wake him!

Me: OK, I can whisper. Wait … who are you talking about?

Model: The spider monkey wrapped around my waist. … READ MORE »