Posts tagged "imagined conversations"

An Imagined Conversation With Pandora Radio About Its Obsession With The Song, “Sail”

Me: Ooh, I liked that song. Thumbs up, Pandora.

Pandora: Great! Glad you liked it. Since you liked that song, I think you will LOVE this next song: it’s called “Sail” by AWOLNATION.

Me: Hmm … OK, sure. That song is kind of old and overplayed, but it’s catchy enough.

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 30, 2014

An Imagined Conversation With This Model (And His Beaver)

Model: Heeeeeeyyyy girl!

Me: Oh, umm, hi.

Model: Would you like to pet my beaver?

Me: Not really, no.

Model: Are you sure? It’s soft and furry…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 23, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Furry Model

Me: I like your cape.

Model: Thank you.

Me: It’s very Empire Strikes Back.

Model: What is that supposed to mean?

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 11, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With A Leaning Model

Me: Did you want to play that trust game?

Model: What? What trust game?

Me: You know, the one where you fall backwards and have to trust someone to catch you?

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 22, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Express Model

Me: Hey.

Model: Hi.

Me: Nice weather we’re having.

Model: Very nice.

Me: Also you’re not wearing a shirt.

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With A Sad Model

Me: Why so sad?

Model: I’m wearing a denim vest.

Me: Oh.

Model: Also I ate some bad oysters.

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 30, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Top-Heavy Model

Me: Did you want some help carrying your packages?

Model: No, I’m fine.

Me: Really, it’s no trouble at all.

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 10, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Model: Hey, can you help me for a second?

Me: Sure.

Model: What does it look like I’m doing?

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 24, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Furry Model

Me: Excuse me, I was–

Model: Ssshh! Don’t wake him!

Me: OK, I can whisper. Wait … who are you talking about?

Model: The spider monkey wrapped around my waist.

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 7, 2011

An Imaginary Conversation With This Origami Model

Model: I need you to be honest with me.

Me: Always!

Model: What do you think of this outfit?

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 29, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Sulky Model

Me: Hey now, what’s the matter?

Model: Nothing. It’s nothing.

Me: Oh come on, you can tell me.

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 18, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Me: So … rough night?

Model: Not really.

Me: Are you sure? Did you go camping? Were you chased out of the wilderness by a bear?

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Amphibious Model

Me: Did you take swimming lessons when you were a kid?

Model: Sure did.

Me: Did you like them?

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 11, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Me: Hey, are you wearing those stick-on bra cups?

Model (who just happens to be Holly Madison): Yep! Aren’t they cute?

Me: Well, I’m not sure if cute is the right word…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Neiman Marcus Model

Me: Umm, excuse me?

Model: What?

Me: I’m sorry, it’s just that I couldn’t help but wonder what you’re doing…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 22, 2011