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An Imagined Conversation With Pandora Radio About Its Obsession With The Song, “Sail”

An Imagined Conversation With Pandora Radio

Me: Ooh, I liked that song. Thumbs up, Pandora.

Pandora: Great! Glad you liked it. Since you liked that song, I think you will LOVE this next song: it’s called “Sail” by AWOLNATION.

Me: Hmm … OK, sure. That song is kind of old and overplayed, but it’s catchy enough.

Pandora: Since you didn’t thumbs up or thumbs down that song, I have another one I think you’re going to just love: “Sail” by AWOLNATION. Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With This Model (And His Beaver)

Model: Heeeeeeyyyy girl!

Me: Oh, umm, hi.

Model: Would you like to pet my beaver?

Me: Not really, no.

Model: Are you sure? It’s soft and furry… Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With This Furry Model

Me: I like your cape.

Model: Thank you.

Me: It’s very Empire Strikes Back.

Model: What is that supposed to mean? Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With A Leaning Model

Me: Did you want to play that trust game?

Model: What? What trust game?

Me: You know, the one where you fall backwards and have to trust someone to catch you? Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With This Express Model

Me: Hey.

Model: Hi.

Me: Nice weather we’re having.

Model: Very nice.

Me: Also you’re not wearing a shirt. Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With A Sad Model

Me: Why so sad?

Model: I’m wearing a denim vest.

Me: Oh.

Model: Also I ate some bad oysters. Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With This Top-Heavy Model

Me: Did you want some help carrying your packages?

Model: No, I’m fine.

Me: Really, it’s no trouble at all. Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Model: Hey, can you help me for a second?

Me: Sure.

Model: What does it look like I’m doing? Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With This Furry Model

Me: Excuse me, I was–

Model: Ssshh! Don’t wake him!

Me: OK, I can whisper. Wait … who are you talking about?

Model: The spider monkey wrapped around my waist. Keep reading »

An Imaginary Conversation With This Origami Model

Model: I need you to be honest with me.

Me: Always!

Model: What do you think of this outfit? Keep reading »

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