“You know it deep within yourself,” Ann Taylor says. “When it’s the right time for a bold print.”
Me: Ooh, I liked that song. Thumbs up, Pandora.
Pandora: Great! Glad you liked it. Since you liked that song, I think you will LOVE this next song:…
Model: Heeeeeeyyyy girl!
Me: Oh, umm, hi.
Model: Would you like to pet my beaver?
Me: Not really, no.
Model: Are you sure? It’s soft and…
Me: I like your cape.
Model: Thank you.
Me: It’s very Empire Strikes Back.
Model: What is that supposed to mean? …
Me: Did you want to play that trust game?
Model: What? What trust game?
Me: You know, the one where you fall backwards and have to trust someone…
Me: Nice weather we’re having.
Model: Very nice.
Me: Also you’re not wearing a shirt. …
Me: Why so sad?
Model: I’m wearing a denim vest.
Model: Also I ate some bad oysters. …
Me: Did you want some help carrying your packages?
Model: No, I’m fine.
Me: Really, it’s no trouble at all. …
Model: Hey, can you help me for a second?
Model: What does it look like I’m doing? …
Me: Excuse me, I was–
Model: Ssshh! Don’t wake him!
Me: OK, I can whisper. Wait … who are you talking about?
Model: The spider monkey wrapped…
Model: I need you to be honest with me.
Model: What do you think of this outfit? …
Me: Hey now, what’s the matter?
Model: Nothing. It’s nothing.
Me: Oh come on, you can tell me. …