Posts tagged "imagined conversations"

What If Your Mom’s Favorite Clothing Brands Could Talk? The New Yorker Imagines

“You know it deep within yourself,” Ann Taylor says. “When it’s the right time for a bold print.”

Megan Reynolds / August 28, 2015

An Imagined Conversation With Pandora Radio About Its Obsession With The Song, “Sail”

Me: Ooh, I liked that song. Thumbs up, Pandora.

Pandora: Great! Glad you liked it. Since you liked that song, I think you will LOVE this next song: it’s called “Sail” by AWOLNATION.

Me: Hmm … OK, sure. That song is kind of old and overplayed, but it’s catchy enough.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 30, 2014

An Imagined Conversation With This Model (And His Beaver)

Model: Heeeeeeyyyy girl!

Me: Oh, umm, hi.

Model: Would you like to pet my beaver?

Me: Not really, no.

Model: Are you sure? It’s soft and furry…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 23, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Furry Model

Me: I like your cape.

Model: Thank you.

Me: It’s very Empire Strikes Back.

Model: What is that supposed to mean?

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 11, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With A Leaning Model

Me: Did you want to play that trust game?

Model: What? What trust game?

Me: You know, the one where you fall backwards and have to trust someone to catch you?

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 22, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Express Model

Me: Hey.

Model: Hi.

Me: Nice weather we’re having.

Model: Very nice.

Me: Also you’re not wearing a shirt.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With A Sad Model

Me: Why so sad?

Model: I’m wearing a denim vest.

Me: Oh.

Model: Also I ate some bad oysters.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 30, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Top-Heavy Model

Me: Did you want some help carrying your packages?

Model: No, I’m fine.

Me: Really, it’s no trouble at all.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 10, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Model: Hey, can you help me for a second?

Me: Sure.

Model: What does it look like I’m doing?

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 24, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Furry Model

Me: Excuse me, I was–

Model: Ssshh! Don’t wake him!

Me: OK, I can whisper. Wait … who are you talking about?

Model: The spider monkey wrapped around my waist.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 7, 2011

An Imaginary Conversation With This Origami Model

Model: I need you to be honest with me.

Me: Always!

Model: What do you think of this outfit?

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 29, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Sulky Model

Me: Hey now, what’s the matter?

Model: Nothing. It’s nothing.

Me: Oh come on, you can tell me.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 18, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Me: So … rough night?

Model: Not really.

Me: Are you sure? Did you go camping? Were you chased out of the wilderness by a bear?

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Amphibious Model

Me: Did you take swimming lessons when you were a kid?

Model: Sure did.

Me: Did you like them?

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 11, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Me: Hey, are you wearing those stick-on bra cups?

Model (who just happens to be Holly Madison): Yep! Aren’t they cute?

Me: Well, I’m not sure if cute is the right word…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Neiman Marcus Model

Me: Umm, excuse me?

Model: What?

Me: I’m sorry, it’s just that I couldn’t help but wonder what you’re doing…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 22, 2011