Posts tagged "imagined conversations"

An Imagined Conversation With Pandora Radio About Its Obsession With The Song, “Sail”

Me: Ooh, I liked that song. Thumbs up, Pandora. Pandora: Great! Glad you liked it. Since you liked that song, I think you will LOVE this next song: it's called "Sail" by AWOLNATION. Me: Hmm ... OK, sure. That song is kind of old and overplayed, but it's catchy enough. Pandora: Since you didn't thum…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 30, 2014

An Imagined Conversation With This Model (And His Beaver)

Model: Heeeeeeyyyy girl! Me: Oh, umm, hi. Model: Would you like to pet my beaver? Me: Not really, no. Model: Are you sure? It's soft and furry...
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 23, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Furry Model

Me: I like your cape. Model: Thank you. Me: It's very Empire Strikes Back. Model: What is that supposed to mean?
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 11, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With A Leaning Model

Me: Did you want to play that trust game? Model: What? What trust game? Me: You know, the one where you fall backwards and have to trust someone to catch you?
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 22, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Express Model

Me: Hey. Model: Hi. Me: Nice weather we're having. Model: Very nice. Me: Also you're not wearing a shirt.
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With A Sad Model

Me: Why so sad? Model: I'm wearing a denim vest. Me: Oh. Model: Also I ate some bad oysters.
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 30, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Top-Heavy Model

Me: Did you want some help carrying your packages? Model: No, I'm fine. Me: Really, it's no trouble at all.
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 10, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Model: Hey, can you help me for a second? Me: Sure. Model: What does it look like I'm doing?
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 24, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Furry Model

Me: Excuse me, I was-- Model: Ssshh! Don't wake him! Me: OK, I can whisper. Wait ... who are you talking about? Model: The spider monkey wrapped around my waist.
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 7, 2011

An Imaginary Conversation With This Origami Model

Model: I need you to be honest with me. Me: Always! Model: What do you think of this outfit?
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 29, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Sulky Model

Me: Hey now, what's the matter? Model: Nothing. It's nothing. Me: Oh come on, you can tell me.
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 18, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Me: So ... rough night? Model: Not really. Me: Are you sure? Did you go camping? Were you chased out of the wilderness by a bear?
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Amphibious Model

Me: Did you take swimming lessons when you were a kid? Model: Sure did. Me: Did you like them?
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 11, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Me: Hey, are you wearing those stick-on bra cups? Model (who just happens to be Holly Madison): Yep! Aren't they cute? Me: Well, I'm not sure if cute is the right word...
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 5, 2011

An Imagined Conversation With This Neiman Marcus Model

Me: Umm, excuse me? Model: What? Me: I'm sorry, it's just that I couldn't help but wonder what you're doing...
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 22, 2011