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An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Imagined Model Convo
We need to talk about this zebra hat. Read More »

Me: Excuse me, you’ve got a little something on your chest.

Model: Oh, could you get it off? What is it?

Me: Well it appears to be an entire tree branch… Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation With The Old Navy Email Mailing List

Model Monologue: Flower Power
Seriously, make 'em stop! Read More »
Internal Monologue
What's going through Winona's head in the haircare aisle. Read More »
Open Letter
An open letter to the tabloids about "Teen Mom." Read More »

Once upon a time, I accidentally gave my email address to The Gap or Banana Republic or Old Navy or some other company vaguely related to those companies, and within a few days my entire inbox was full of really enthusiastic emails about sales and free shipping and new sweaters in stock. I enjoy shopping at all of these stores and do so frequently, but my god, if I wanted to actually read all the emails they send me I would have to quit my job. Sometimes I imagine replying to these emails and telling them how I really feel. This is what that conversation would look like…

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An Imagined Conversation With This Rollerskating Model

Model: Wooohoo I love rollerskating down the boardwalk in my boardwalk romper!
Me: That does look kind of fun.
Model: And it’s only $108! Everyone should get a boardwalk romper!
Me: Well, I’m not sure about that.
Model: What’s not to love? It’s jersey! It’s carefree! Keep reading »

Kris Humphries And Ray J: Their Imagined Conversation On An Airplane

Now this is majorly awkies. A week after Kris Humphries tied the knot with Kim Kardashian, he ended up a flight from Los Angeles to New Orleans on Sunday with none other than Ray J, Kim’s ex. More specifically, the ex with whom she recorded the sex tape which made her famous and that an anonymous bidder purchased this week so that it would no longer be available online. As Page Six reports, the two guys ended up across the aisle from each other in first class. After a few minutes of silence, Kris moved to another seat. A few minutes later, Ray J walked up to him and congratulated him on his recent nuptials.

After the jump, we imagine how this conversation went. Keep reading »

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