Posts tagged "imagined conversation"

An Imagined Conversation With This Model

Me: Excuse me, you’ve got a little something on your chest.

Model: Oh, could you get it off? What is it?

Me: Well it appears to be an entire tree branch…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 7, 2013

An Imagined Conversation With The Old Navy Email Mailing List

Once upon a time, I accidentally gave my email address to The Gap or Banana Republic or Old Navy or some other company vaguely related to those companies, and within a few days my entire inbox was full of really enthusiastic emails about sales and free shipping and new sweaters in stock. I enjoy shopping…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 1, 2012

An Imagined Conversation With This Rollerskating Model

Model: Wooohoo I love rollerskating down the boardwalk in my boardwalk romper!
Me: That does look kind of fun.
Model: And it’s only $108! Everyone should get a boardwalk romper!
Me: Well, I’m not sure about that.
Model: What’s not to love? It’s jersey! It’s carefree!

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 15, 2012

Kris Humphries And Ray J: Their Imagined Conversation On An Airplane

Now this is majorly awkies. A week after Kris Humphries tied the knot with Kim Kardashian, he ended up a flight from Los Angeles to New Orleans on Sunday with none other than Ray J, Kim’s ex. More specifically, the ex with whom she recorded the sex tape which made her famous and that a…

Kate Torgovnick/ / September 1, 2011