An Imagined Conversation With The Old Navy Email Mailing List
Once upon a time, I accidentally gave my email address to The Gap or Banana Republic or Old Navy or some other company vaguely related to those companies, and within a few days my entire inbox was full of really enthusiastic emails about sales and free shipping and new sweaters in stock. I enjoy shopping…
An Imagined Conversation With This Rollerskating Model
Model: Wooohoo I love rollerskating down the boardwalk in my boardwalk romper! Me: That does look kind of fun. Model: And it's only $108! Everyone should get a boardwalk romper! Me: Well, I'm not sure about that. Model: What's not to love? It's jersey! It's carefree!