Posts tagged "illuminati"

Rapper B.o.B. Insists The Earth Is Flat, Illuminati Helpless To Stop Him

Looks like the illuminati has no pull on Twitter somehow, despite controlling the world.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 25, 2016 - 3:00 pm

I Swear To God, Hoverboards Are Going To Kill Us All

Hoverboards were made by the Illuminati! Do your research!

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 14, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Katy Perry’s Dad Accosted By Woman Who Thinks Monster Energy Drinks Are Satanic

“Your daughter is wicked!” she screams.

Robyn Pennacchia | November 11, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Father Of 8 Blames Child Porn Stash On The Illuminati

In 2013, police found over 20,000 images of child pornography on a computer belonging to Alan Greaves, a 45 year-old British father of eight. He is currently in jail, after…

Robyn Pennacchia | April 20, 2015 - 3:00 pm

I’m Really Sorry, But That Gawker Whole Foods/Katie Holmes Exposé Is Not As Exciting As It Seems

J.K. Trotter at Gawker’s Black Bag vertical did a very, very, very in-depth investigation of a claim from 2012 that Katie Holmes, living at the Chelsea Mercantile at the time,…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 27, 2015 - 1:00 pm

I Can’t Stop Staring At This Picture Of Kanye West And Kim Kardashian

As I mentioned in Quickies, the Kardashians had a big ol’ Christmas party, complete with a photo booth that made everyone look like they were made out of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 26, 2013 - 10:40 am

Has Jay-Z Been Moonlighting As Nicki Minaj?

File this one under convincing cases for the existence of the Illuminati: Vice took Nicki Minaj’s video for her new single “Super Bass” and slowed it down, only to discover…

Rachel Krause | February 8, 2012 - 11:20 am

Blue Ivy, Beyonce And Jay-Z’s Baby, Is Named After Lucifer’s Daughter (And Other Ridiculous Rumors)

So, it should come as no surprise to anyone that the minute Babyonce’s name was revealed, the internet was abuzz with conspiracy theories about its true meaning. After all, Jay-Z…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 9, 2012 - 10:20 am