As I mentioned in Quickies, the Kardashians had a big ol’ Christmas party, complete with a photo booth that made everyone look like they were made out of wax. At first when I saw this pic of Kim and Kanye, I was like, “Well, they forgot one very important thing — blotting papers.” But upon further inspection, I’ve concluded that patch of shine between Kanye’s eyebrows is not a Christmas tree, but the pyramid representing the Illuminati. Stare at it too long, and you’re under its spell. So be careful.
File this one under convincing cases for the existence of the Illuminati: Vice took Nicki Minaj’s video for her new single “Super Bass” and slowed it down, only to discover that it sounds pitch-perfectly like … Jay-Z. You have to hear it to believe it because it’s uncanny, down to the Hov’s recognizable style and pace. A commenter went ahead and took the courtesy of speeding up a Jay-Z song to compare, and the results are alarming. I’m no conspiracy theorist, but hell if this isn’t spooky! Check out both videos for yourself, after the jump, and let me know what you think in the comments. [Vice] Keep reading »
So, it should come as no surprise to anyone that the minute Babyonce’s name was revealed, the internet was abuzz with conspiracy theories about its true meaning. After all, Jay-Z and Beyonce, the baby girl’s parents, are long rumored to be members of the Illuminati, a secret society believed to be the masterminds behind events that will lead to the establishment of a New World Order. Whatever that means. You can read more about it in the opus I wrote last year here. In short, however, there are all sort of links between the Illuminati and worshipping Satan and therefore conspiracy theorists went a-diggin’ for connections between Blue Ivy’s name and her parents nefarious desire for world domination. The rumors debunked, after the jump! Keep reading »