Of Course Scalia Died While On Vacay With An Illuminati Hunting Club
Or fraternal order of huntsmen, whatever.
The Truth Is Out: Katy Perry Has Been JonBenet Ramsey All Along
If these substantial pieces of evidence don’t convince you, there’s also the indisputable fact that Katy Perry enjoys using traditional images of rebirth in her work, including butterflies and phoenixes,…
Rapper B.o.B. Insists The Earth Is Flat, Illuminati Helpless To Stop Him
Looks like the illuminati has no pull on Twitter somehow, despite controlling the world.
I Swear To God, Hoverboards Are Going To Kill Us All
Hoverboards were made by the Illuminati! Do your research!
Katy Perry’s Dad Accosted By Woman Who Thinks Monster Energy Drinks Are Satanic
“Your daughter is wicked!” she screams.
Father Of 8 Blames Child Porn Stash On The Illuminati
In 2013, police found over 20,000 images of child pornography on a computer belonging to Alan Greaves, a 45 year-old British father of eight. He is currently in jail, after…
I’m Really Sorry, But That Gawker Whole Foods/Katie Holmes Exposé Is Not As Exciting As It Seems
J.K. Trotter at Gawker’s Black Bag vertical did a very, very, very in-depth investigation of a claim from 2012 that Katie Holmes, living at the Chelsea Mercantile at the time,…
I Can’t Stop Staring At This Picture Of Kanye West And Kim Kardashian
As I mentioned in Quickies, the Kardashians had a big ol’ Christmas party, complete with a photo booth that made everyone look like they were made out of…
Blue Ivy, Beyonce And Jay-Z’s Baby, Is Named After Lucifer’s Daughter (And Other Ridiculous Rumors)
So, it should come as no surprise to anyone that the minute Babyonce’s name was revealed, the internet was abuzz with conspiracy theories about its true meaning. After all, Jay-Z…