Posts tagged "ike lochte"

Momma Lochte Didn’t Mean “One-Night Stands” In That Way

“How innocent is that? All I wanted to say is that he’s so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes out a girl for maybe one or two dates and doesn’t have a relationship because he doesn’t have (time) and it’s not fair to the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 3, 2012

Ryan Lochte’s Mom Says He’s Only Got Time To Go On One-Night Stands

“He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
— I love the way that Ryan Lochte’s mom Ike manages to make one-night stands sound like formal events. Like Ryan calls random girls up and, in his vaguely brain dead way, asks,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 2, 2012