Posts tagged "ice cream"

What Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Says About You On A Date

Butter Pecan
You’re a little old fashioned and maybe a little conservative. You’re a hard worker who is detail-oriented at work and in your social life. (And very respectful to your date.) So while you are kind of conservative, you also are a decadent person. Sure, you can be all business. But when you’re ready to…

Lauren Passell / June 24, 2012

Adonia Frozen Yogurt Will Make A Greek Goddess Out Of You

I’ll preface this Crave by saying I am literally Craving this right now, and as soon as you try it, you will be too. I consider myself fortunate to be able to say that ice cream is my only vice — well, aside from brut, brut rosé, prosecco, and any and all other varieties of…

Rachel Krause / May 11, 2012

Disaster! 40,000 Pounds Of Ice Cream Spilled On The Highway

Friday was a sad day, for on Friday we lost 40,000 gallons of ice cream when a truck overturned on the highway in Indiana. Will no one think of the ice cream, a-tumbling down across the highway in a slushy pile of dairy deliciousness. It breaks my wee little heart. [Buzzfeed]…

Julie Gerstein / December 27, 2011

Herman Cain Wants To Lick This Ice Cream Off Your Supple Body

HarassMint Chocolate Chip with Fondled Fudge Chunks and Assaulted Peanuts? Oh, Herman Cain, you had this coming. Even if it is a spoof. [BuzzFeed]…

Jessica Wakeman / November 8, 2011

Evening Quickies: Parents Protesting Ben & Jerrry’s Schweddy Balls Ice Cream

A handwringing parents’ group called One Million Moms is protesting Ben & Jerry’s new flavor Schweddy Balls, which is named after a classic “Saturday Night Live” skit starring Alec Baldwin, Molly Shannon, and Ana Gasteyer. One Million Moms, which is affiliated with the Christan group American Family Association, huffily said of Schweddy Balls: “The vulgar…

Jessica Wakeman / September 20, 2011

We All Scream For Ice Cream!

Ice cream and summer go together like keg stands and frat parties. And when we heard there was a way that you could actually make soft-serve ice cream at home, we thought it might be too good to be true. But the reviews on this powder pink soft-serve maker from Cuisinart say it’s the real…

Julie Gerstein / July 21, 2011

“Paletas” Is Spanish For Heaven On A Stick

On a recent boiling hot summer day, we were on a stroll, dripping with sweat from head to ass to toe, craving something cool and refreshing. An answer to our prayers came in the form of a woman selling what she called paletas (also known as “Mexican ice pops”). Not your average popsicle, these babie…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 11, 2011

If Marilyn Monroe Were A Flavor, She Would Be Strawberries And Cream

TGIF! Greek ice cream company, Stoyn, has created some pop culture popsicles for your summer eating pleasure. Now you can lick your favorite icon’s face and taste their flavor essence. Marilyn is strawberries and cream, Darth Vader is blueberry and licorice, and Che Guevara is mate and rum. Yummy! [Stoyn]…

Ami Angelowicz / June 25, 2011

We All Scream For (Cold!) Ice Cream

Jamie Oliver might not approve of noshing ice cream straight from the pint. Then again, Aunt Flo never visits Jamie once a month, does she? With the summer months fast approaching, a girl’s got to do her best to keep Cherry Garcia from melting into a drippy, sticky mess. But this ingenious ice cream pint…

Jessica Wakeman / May 26, 2011

Klondike Sells Ice Cream, Sexist Gender Stereotypes

“What color shall we paint the foyer?” is a boring conversation, no doubt. But does Klondike really have to portray listening to one’s wife talk for five whole seconds as a trial for a man? I get it: the game is on, he doesn’t care about the color, he’s trying to be polite.

Jessica Wakeman / May 3, 2011

There’s An Anus In Your Ice Cream

Thank you, Jamie Oliver for telling me what I needed to know in order to quit ice cream completely. Chef, Jamie Oliver revealed on David Letterman what the addictive called castoreum is actually made of. BEAVER ANAL GLANDS. YUMMY. Do not want beaver anal gland in my mouth no matter how good it…

Ami Angelowicz / April 8, 2011

I Scream For Ice Cream (Nails)

Brooklyn nail artist Naomi Yashuda stuns and surprises with her colorful and creative nail creations. Our faves? These ice cream cone-themed nails make us crave a summery treat in the middle of the snowy winter. [Refinery 29]…

Julie Gerstein / December 29, 2010

31 Flavors, And Then Some!

I like my sex like I like my ice cream flavors: explicit. [The Daily What]…

Simcha / July 2, 2010

Chill Out With Cuisinart’s Cute Ice Cream Maker

We like eating ice cream year-round, but something about licking a fudge pop while wearing gloves feels a little tragic. Then summer comes and our dedication to ice cream becomes mainstream, rather than sad. Stick it to fair-weather ice cream fans by getting creative with Cuisinart’s bright ice cream, frozen yogurt, and sorbet maker. Thi…

Lily Q / May 25, 2010

Sweet Enough To Eat

How cute are these ice cream cone shoes? We might have to find a pair of cheap, simple pumps and take a paintbrush to them. [TheGloss]…

Catherine Strawn / May 21, 2010

Benicio Del Toro “Sells Out” With Magnum Ice Cream Ad

Apparently, folks are super pissed at Benicio Del Toro for “selling out” and making this commercial with director Bryan Singer for Magnum ice cream. I was mostly confused about why it was so frickin’ long when just one shot of the ice cream bar made me really want it … something about golden chocolate…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 22, 2010

Ice Cream Company Attempts To Sell Ice Cream With Weird, Melting Lady Stuff

Apparently? There’s such a thing as designer ice cream? Kapiti sells ice cream for the “discerning” set (one imagines that if you consume Ben & Jerry’s, you are not discerning), and to hawk their fancy-pants ice cream to the vagina-endowed among us, they created a series of ads featuring lady stuff melting. You know? Like…

Susannah Breslin / December 10, 2009

Ben & Jerry’s Launches “Hubby Hubby” Ice Cream In Support Of Marriage Equality

Ben & Jerry’s is showing their support for marriage equality by changing their iconic ice cream flavor “Chubby Hubby” to “Hubby Hubby” as of today. Sept. 1 is the first day gay couples can marry in the state of Vermont, where Ben & Jerry’s is based. The brand is celebrating the occasion by partnering with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 1, 2009

An Ice Cream To Boost Your Libido?

London ice cream parlor The Icecreamists has found a way to get customers hot and bothered while they chill out with sweet treats. When the shop opens in Selfridges, a London department store, this fall, they’ll be dishing out “The Sex Pistol,” a Viagra-like ice cream. It’s bright green and contains penis-pumping herbal supplements like…

Nikki Dowling / August 13, 2009

Spaghetti Ice Cream Is Too Cute For Words

Mamma mia! Why have we never seen spaghetti ice cream before? Italo-philes can buy a hand-pump spaghetti ice cream maker to squeeze out a plate of ice cream or gelato “noodles” and garnish with strawberry sauce and grated white chocolate, grated almonds or coconut flakes for “tomato sauce” and “cheese.”

The hand-held spaghetti…

Jessica Wakeman / July 5, 2009