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If Marilyn Monroe Were A Flavor, She Would Be Strawberries And Cream

TGIF! Greek ice cream company, Stoyn, has created some pop culture popsicles for your summer eating pleasure. Now you can lick your favorite icon’s face and taste their flavor essence. Marilyn is strawberries and cream, Darth Vader is blueberry and licorice, and Che Guevara is mate and rum. Yummy! [Stoyn] Keep reading »

We All Scream For (Cold!) Ice Cream

Jamie Oliver might not approve of noshing ice cream straight from the pint. Then again, Aunt Flo never visits Jamie once a month, does she? With the summer months fast approaching, a girl’s got to do her best to keep Cherry Garcia from melting into a drippy, sticky mess. But this ingenious ice cream pint chiller will keep your cold carton encased in aluminum while you stuff your face — and save you the trouble of washing an extra bowl. It’s perfect for those nights when ice cream won’t last outside the freezer longer than Britney’s Vegas marriage. (Tampons and “The Notebook” DVD sold separately.)

[$19.95 Bisou Boutique]

Klondike Sells Ice Cream, Sexist Gender Stereotypes

“What color shall we paint the foyer?” is a boring conversation, no doubt. But does Klondike really have to portray listening to one’s wife talk for five whole seconds as a trial for a man? I get it: the game is on, he doesn’t care about the color, he’s trying to be polite. He deserves an ice cream! I guess portraying adult men as overgrown toddlers with no attention span pushes products?

After the jump, another Klondike commercial in which men — gasp! — are affectionate towards one another: Keep reading »

There’s An Anus In Your Ice Cream

Thank you, Jamie Oliver for telling me what I needed to know in order to quit ice cream completely. Chef, Jamie Oliver revealed on David Letterman what the addictive called castoreum is actually made of. BEAVER ANAL GLANDS. YUMMY. Do not want beaver anal gland in my mouth no matter how good it tastes.And neither does Letterman by the looks of it. From now on I shall refer to the sweet snack as “ass cream.”[Eater] Keep reading »

I Scream For Ice Cream (Nails)

Brooklyn nail artist Naomi Yashuda stuns and surprises with her colorful and creative nail creations. Our faves? These ice cream cone-themed nails make us crave a summery treat in the middle of the snowy winter. [Refinery 29] Keep reading »

31 Flavors, And Then Some!

I like my sex like I like my ice cream flavors: explicit. [The Daily What]
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Chill Out With Cuisinart’s Cute Ice Cream Maker

We like eating ice cream year-round, but something about licking a fudge pop while wearing gloves feels a little tragic. Then summer comes and our dedication to ice cream becomes mainstream, rather than sad. Stick it to fair-weather ice cream fans by getting creative with Cuisinart’s bright ice cream, frozen yogurt, and sorbet maker. This sucker will help you churn out homemade frozen goodness in minutes, making you far and away the most dedicated ice cream eater this summer.

[$49.95 Sur La Table]

Sweet Enough To Eat

How cute are these ice cream cone shoes? We might have to find a pair of cheap, simple pumps and take a paintbrush to them. [TheGloss] Keep reading »

Benicio Del Toro “Sells Out” With Magnum Ice Cream Ad


Apparently, folks are super pissed at Benicio Del Toro for “selling out” and making this commercial with director Bryan Singer for Magnum ice cream. I was mostly confused about why it was so frickin’ long when just one shot of the ice cream bar made me really want it … something about golden chocolate and salt caramel. Om nom nom. But YouTube commenters are attacking the actor, saying things like, “You’re just whores in a capitalist gang bang,” which seems a little harsh. It’s an ice cream commercial—what can be more innocuous than that? It’s not like he’s trying to sell us pills or yogurt that makes you poop! What do you guys think — should we rip Benicio a new one or should we go sit on the grass and eat an ice cream bar? [Inside Movies] Keep reading »

Ice Cream Company Attempts To Sell Ice Cream With Weird, Melting Lady Stuff

Apparently? There’s such a thing as designer ice cream? Kapiti sells ice cream for the “discerning” set (one imagines that if you consume Ben & Jerry’s, you are not discerning), and to hawk their fancy-pants ice cream to the vagina-endowed among us, they created a series of ads featuring lady stuff melting. You know? Like a melting purse? And a melting shoe? Because I know, speaking as a woman, that when I see a melting shoe, the first thing it makes me want to do is eat ice cream. Am I right or am I right? Of the one you see here, Copyranter offers: “it makes me think of hot stinky feet.” And how. Check out the melty-purse one after the jump. [Copyranter] Keep reading »

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