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Herman Cain Wants To Lick This Ice Cream Off Your Supple Body

Cain Getting Handsy?
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Herman Cain was accused of sexual harassment by two women. Read More »
Meet Sharon Bialek
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Sharon Bialek says Cain wanted sex in exchange for a job. Read More »
Street Harassment App
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A new iPhone app tracks where street harassment occurs. Read More »
Accuser Wants To Speak
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Accuser took settlement in exchange for keeping quiet. Read More »
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HarassMint Chocolate Chip with Fondled Fudge Chunks and Assaulted Peanuts? Oh, Herman Cain, you had this coming. Even if it is a spoof. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Parents Protesting Ben & Jerrry’s Schweddy Balls Ice Cream

  • A handwringing parents’ group called One Million Moms is protesting Ben & Jerry’s new flavor Schweddy Balls, which is named after a classic “Saturday Night Live” skit starring Alec Baldwin, Molly Shannon, and Ana Gasteyer. One Million Moms, which is affiliated with the Christan group American Family Association, huffily said of Schweddy Balls: “The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive.” Repulsive! Now, now. I know fudge-covered rum balls aren’t for everyone, but let’s not get hysterical here. [Flavorwire]
  • “The Playboy Club” vs. “Mad Men,” a side-by-side comparison. [NYMag.com]
  • Robert Pattinson is recording an album that will supposedly sound like “stripped-down Ray LaMontagne meets Van Morrison.” A source says Robert is “tortured” because music is his first love, but he is forced by this cruel world to be a millionaire movie star heartthrob instead. [Us Weekly]
  • Incase you missed it, Amelia’s boo — Ryan Gosling, obvs — was on “Conan” last night and revealed what goes on at Disneyland after dark. [Team Coco]

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We All Scream For Ice Cream!

Ice cream and summer go together like keg stands and frat parties. And when we heard there was a way that you could actually make soft-serve ice cream at home, we thought it might be too good to be true. But the reviews on this powder pink soft-serve maker from Cuisinart say it’s the real deal. The ice cream takes only a half hour to make, which is great for those of us who have short attention spans and impatient bellies (show of hands?) and you can add virtually any flavor or ingredient. Basil peppermint in a waffle cone, anyone?

[$98.00 Amazon]

“Paletas” Is Spanish For Heaven On A Stick

On a recent boiling hot summer day, we were on a stroll, dripping with sweat from head to ass to toe, craving something cool and refreshing. An answer to our prayers came in the form of a woman selling what she called paletas (also known as “Mexican ice pops”). Not your average popsicle, these babies are packed with fruit and other fresh flavors in wicked combinations like mango-chile, horchata-strawberry, and dulce de leche. We were in heaven. Imagine our delight when we discovered that there was a cookbook — called Palepas: Authentic Recipes for Mexican Ice Pops, Shaved Ice & Aguas Frescas — filled with recipes for these easy-to-make treats. Now all future cravings can be satiated in our — and your! — own kitchen. Hallelujah!

[$11.55 Amazon]

If Marilyn Monroe Were A Flavor, She Would Be Strawberries And Cream

TGIF! Greek ice cream company, Stoyn, has created some pop culture popsicles for your summer eating pleasure. Now you can lick your favorite icon’s face and taste their flavor essence. Marilyn is strawberries and cream, Darth Vader is blueberry and licorice, and Che Guevara is mate and rum. Yummy! [Stoyn] Keep reading »

We All Scream For (Cold!) Ice Cream

Jamie Oliver might not approve of noshing ice cream straight from the pint. Then again, Aunt Flo never visits Jamie once a month, does she? With the summer months fast approaching, a girl’s got to do her best to keep Cherry Garcia from melting into a drippy, sticky mess. But this ingenious ice cream pint chiller will keep your cold carton encased in aluminum while you stuff your face — and save you the trouble of washing an extra bowl. It’s perfect for those nights when ice cream won’t last outside the freezer longer than Britney’s Vegas marriage. (Tampons and “The Notebook” DVD sold separately.)

[$19.95 Bisou Boutique]

Klondike Sells Ice Cream, Sexist Gender Stereotypes

“What color shall we paint the foyer?” is a boring conversation, no doubt. But does Klondike really have to portray listening to one’s wife talk for five whole seconds as a trial for a man? I get it: the game is on, he doesn’t care about the color, he’s trying to be polite. He deserves an ice cream! I guess portraying adult men as overgrown toddlers with no attention span pushes products?

After the jump, another Klondike commercial in which men — gasp! — are affectionate towards one another: Keep reading »

There’s An Anus In Your Ice Cream

Thank you, Jamie Oliver for telling me what I needed to know in order to quit ice cream completely. Chef, Jamie Oliver revealed on David Letterman what the addictive called castoreum is actually made of. BEAVER ANAL GLANDS. YUMMY. Do not want beaver anal gland in my mouth no matter how good it tastes.And neither does Letterman by the looks of it. From now on I shall refer to the sweet snack as “ass cream.”[Eater] Keep reading »

I Scream For Ice Cream (Nails)

Brooklyn nail artist Naomi Yashuda stuns and surprises with her colorful and creative nail creations. Our faves? These ice cream cone-themed nails make us crave a summery treat in the middle of the snowy winter. [Refinery 29] Keep reading »

31 Flavors, And Then Some!

I like my sex like I like my ice cream flavors: explicit. [The Daily What]
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