Friday was a sad day, for on Friday we lost 40,000 gallons of ice cream when a truck overturned on the highway in Indiana. Will no one think of the ice cream, a-tumbling down across the highway in a slushy pile of dairy deliciousness. It breaks my wee little heart. [Buzzfeed]
HarassMint Chocolate Chip with Fondled Fudge Chunks and Assaulted Peanuts? Oh, Herman Cain, you had this coming. Even if it is a spoof. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Ice cream and summer go together like keg stands and frat parties. And when we heard there was a way that you could actually make soft-serve ice cream at home, we thought it might be too good to be true. But the reviews on this powder pink soft-serve maker from Cuisinart say it’s the real deal. The ice cream takes only a half hour to make, which is great for those of us who have short attention spans and impatient bellies (show of hands?) and you can add virtually any flavor or ingredient. Basil peppermint in a waffle cone, anyone?
On a recent boiling hot summer day, we were on a stroll, dripping with sweat from head to ass to toe, craving something cool and refreshing. An answer to our prayers came in the form of a woman selling what she called paletas (also known as “Mexican ice pops”). Not your average popsicle, these babies are packed with fruit and other fresh flavors in wicked combinations like mango-chile, horchata-strawberry, and dulce de leche. We were in heaven. Imagine our delight when we discovered that there was a cookbook — called Palepas: Authentic Recipes for Mexican Ice Pops, Shaved Ice & Aguas Frescas — filled with recipes for these easy-to-make treats. Now all future cravings can be satiated in our — and your! — own kitchen. Hallelujah!
TGIF! Greek ice cream company, Stoyn, has created some pop culture popsicles for your summer eating pleasure. Now you can lick your favorite icon’s face and taste their flavor essence. Marilyn is strawberries and cream, Darth Vader is blueberry and licorice, and Che Guevara is mate and rum. Yummy! [Stoyn] Keep reading »
Jamie Oliver might not approve of noshing ice cream straight from the pint. Then again, Aunt Flo never visits Jamie once a month, does she? With the summer months fast approaching, a girl’s got to do her best to keep Cherry Garcia from melting into a drippy, sticky mess. But this ingenious ice cream pint chiller will keep your cold carton encased in aluminum while you stuff your face — and save you the trouble of washing an extra bowl. It’s perfect for those nights when ice cream won’t last outside the freezer longer than Britney’s Vegas marriage. (Tampons and “The Notebook” DVD sold separately.)
“What color shall we paint the foyer?” is a boring conversation, no doubt. But does Klondike really have to portray listening to one’s wife talk for five whole seconds as a trial for a man? I get it: the game is on, he doesn’t care about the color, he’s trying to be polite. He deserves an ice cream! I guess portraying adult men as overgrown toddlers with no attention span pushes products?
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Thank you, Jamie Oliver for telling me what I needed to know in order to quit ice cream completely. Chef, Jamie Oliver revealed on David Letterman what the addictive called castoreum is actually made of. BEAVER ANAL GLANDS. YUMMY. Do not want beaver anal gland in my mouth no matter how good it tastes.And neither does Letterman by the looks of it. From now on I shall refer to the sweet snack as “ass cream.”[Eater] Keep reading »
Brooklyn nail artist Naomi Yashuda stuns and surprises with her colorful and creative nail creations. Our faves? These ice cream cone-themed nails make us crave a summery treat in the middle of the snowy winter. [Refinery 29] Keep reading »
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