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How To: Hook Up On Election Day

Sure, it’s Election Day, but that doesn’t mean you have to be all about the politics. You’re focused on the candidates, the issues, the outcome — but that doesn’t mean you’re not thinking about the opposite sex, too. So, here’s a few tips on how to get frisky in election-friendly ways.

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You might not have Sarah Palin’s wardrobe budget, but you definitely need to look good enough to make someone want to stuff your ballot box. This Tuesday, make the most of the possibilities. Don’t wear headphones while waiting in those long voting lines, or show up at the polls in a crazy American flag hat. Instead, wear a flirty dress inspired by Michelle Obama. That is, if you want to go home with something other than an “I Voted!” sticker.

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Quickies!: Angelina Jolie Could Win An Oscar For Changeling

  • Angelina Jolie hasn’t been nominated for an Oscar since winning Best Supporting Actress for “Girl, Interrupted” in 2000, but her performance in “Changeling” might change all of that. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Lots of celebrities have said how scary they think Sarah Palin is, but only the ever-dramatic Diddy would turn it into the “Blair Witch Project.” [Perez Hilton]
  • Larry Flynt has produced an X-rated movie using an adult film actress who resembles Sarah Palin. [Daily News]
  • Rumor has it Kim Kardashian was eliminated from “Dancing With the Stars” because producers suspected her of cheating. [Media Takeout]
  • Why does Brandy keep making albums when she hasn’t been entertaining since 1997? [Popbytes]
  • I’d be embarrassed to wear this even on a Paris runway. [Candy Kirby]
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    Do You Put Out Like A Pro?

    Prices really do vary for working girls. So how do you know if you’re an Atlantic City streetwalker or one of the high-priced hookers for Spitzer? There’s only one way to find out: the hustler meter. It works for both would-be gigolos and hoes. Plus it’s a safe time killer for work, so long as you don’t give yourself away by laughing out loud at the question that asks what kind of degree you have. [That's my worth, on the left. I guess I agree. -- Editor] [Nerve]

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