Posts tagged "hustler"

Gwyneth Paltrow To Turn Hustler Store Into Private Club For Artsy Rich People Who Don’t Swear

It looks as though Gwyneth “Common Woman” Paltrow has gone Full Paltrow once again! TMZ reports that Her Royal Goopyness has purchased a perfectly nice Hustler store from Larry Flynt and plans to turn it into a fancy private club for insufferable rich people like herself!
Gwyneth plans to turn the spot into an Art…

Robyn Pennacchia / April 6, 2015

Hustler’s “This Ain’t Girls” Parody Porn Of “Girls” Is Here

… and it’s kinda meh. The NSFW blog Fleshbot posted a trailer for “This Ain’t Girls” and, well, it’s clear that everything we like about “Girls” doesn’t translate to porn. Not even the girls. Is the acting in porn always this bad? Don’t answer that.

Jessica Wakeman / October 2, 2013

Hustler’s Larry Flint Is Out For Mitt Romney’s Blood

Okay, maybe not his blood — but definitely his tax returns. The porn broker took out full page ads in The Washington Post and USA Today, soliciting information on Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s financials. Romney has released tax returns for 2011 and 2010, but has repeatedly stated that he will not make available any…

Julie Gerstein / September 10, 2012

The “This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX” Trailer For Which You Have Not Been Waiting

Hey, it’s the trailer for “This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX,” the X-rated send-up of “Beverly Hills 90210″! Something about watching this (totally SFW) video makes me feel sad, dirty, and depressed. Why, Donna, why? Also, is nothing sacred? And that guy does not look like Steve Sanders at all. According to the pre…

Susannah Breslin / December 3, 2009

Sarah Palin’s Porn Mask: The Scariest Halloween Costume Of All!

Who needs to be a slutty cop or a trampy pirate for Halloween when you can trick-or-treat as the bane of John McCain’s existence? Hustler magazine is gifting their lucky customers with the scariest fright mask of all: a cardboard face mask of adult film actress Lisa Ann, star of the Sarah Palin porn, “Who’s

Jessica Wakeman / October 20, 2009

Sexy Biz: Hustler founder Larry Flynt Wins Free Speech Coalition 2009 Legacy Award

The Free Speech Coalition, the adult industry trade association, has named Hustler founder and publisher Larry Flynt as the recipient of its annual Legacy Award, to be presented at the 2009 FSC Awards in Los Angeles on November 14.

Hustler Magazine celebrated its 35th birthday this year in July with a special anniversary issue…

Examiner.com / September 20, 2009

Naked Pic Of Jackie O Found Amongst Andy Warhol’s Junk

Jackie Oh-no! A naked pic of the late President Kennedy’s wife, Jackie Kennedy Onassis, has recently been discovered by archivists in a box of Andy Warhol’s junk. But don’t get too excited about a possible Kennedy/Warhol affair: It’s merely a snap that porn king Larry Flynt bought from paparazzi who had caught Kennedy Onassis skinny-dipping…

Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2009

A “Saved by the Bell” Porno? Eleven Other ’90s TV Skin Flicks We Bet Will Soon Be In The Works

Who cares about the “Saved By The Bell” reunion? Think “Saved by the Bell” sexual union instead. Yes, the folks at Hustler are hard at work on a porn parody of our friends at Bayside High: “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.” Noooo! I don’t want to see Mr. Belding call Jessie Spano (Elizabeth

Ami Angelowicz / August 10, 2009

Quick Pic: Lindsay Lohan Finally Has A, Um, Job

Hustler, who brought you “Nailin’ Paylin” and The XXX Cosby Show featuring The F**kstables, has finally spoofed another pop culture coochie: Lindsay Lohan. While LiLo used to be one of the hardest working girls in show business, now it seems she can’t even get a role playing herself in a porno! Although, maybe this adult…

Simcha / July 15, 2009

Sarah Palin Adult Movies: The Trend That Wouldn’t Die

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to surfing the Internet, Hustler has announced it’s got yet another adult movie spoofing the life and times of former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska Sarah Palin. When it comes to XXX, Palin moves product, apparently. First, there was “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” Then, there…

Susannah Breslin / June 3, 2009

How To: Hook Up On Election Day

Sure, it’s Election Day, but that doesn’t mean you have to be all about the politics. You’re focused on the candidates, the issues, the outcome — but that doesn’t mean you’re not thinking about the opposite sex, too. So, here’s a few tips on how to get frisky in election-friendly ways.

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Simcha / November 4, 2008

Quickies!: Angelina Jolie Could Win An Oscar For Changeling

Angelina Jolie hasn’t been nominated for an Oscar since winning Best Supporting Actress for “Girl, Interrupted” in 2000, but her performance in “Changeling” might change all of that. [Entertainment Weekly]
Lots of celebrities have said how scary they think Sarah Palin is, but only the ever-dramatic Diddy would turn it into the “Blair Witch Project.”…

Annika Harris / October 2, 2008

Do You Put Out Like A Pro?

Prices really do vary for working girls. So how do you know if you’re an Atlantic City streetwalker or one of the high-priced hookers for Spitzer? There’s only one way to find out: the hustler meter. It works for both would-be gigolos and hoes. Plus it’s a safe time killer for work, so long a…

Simcha / March 28, 2008