Hello, gorgeous. Why don't you sit back, relax, and let a man fulfill your every fantasy? But what, exactly, is that fantasy? Mind-blowing sex or charming conversation? I'm totally obsessed with HBO's "Hung", and not just because I'm waiting to see exactly what the show title is referring to. It's fascinating to watch women pay a man for "The Boyfriend Experience." According to "Hung," interviews with real call boys, and an escort service infomercial, women are looking for companionship over sex. What would you pay a man to do for you?

“We auditioned a lot of people. It is incredibly difficult to find beautiful, talented, funny women over 35.”

—Colette Burson, the co-creator of “Hung,” on casting Anne Heche. [NY Times]—Say what? It is so NOT hard to find beautiful, talented, funny women over 35. However, it is hard to find one who is also crazy and has an alternate personality named Celestia.

It seems like only yesterday that MTV was promising to create a lineup of kinder, gentler new programming. Apparently, that’s off the table. Now, the struggling-for-a-new-identity-in-the-digital-age network is courting the kind of racy content once only fit for HBO. Possibly inspired by the buzz surrounding HBO’s new show, “Hung,” in which one well-endowed guy turns to male prostitution to pay the bills, MTV has announced a new show in development: “Hard Times.” Executive produced by David Katzenberg, who is best known for dating Nicky Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen, in addition to being the son of Jeffrey Katzenberg, the CEO of DreamWorks, and Seth Grahame-Smith, who’s written books about porn and zombies, the series focuses on one RJ Berger, a “desperately unpopular” 15-year-old. That is! Until, one day, when he reveals to his student body that he is generously gifted below the waist. Hilarity ensues, I am sure. As for why the network is developing a TV show that amounts to a protracted d*** joke: “MTV declined to comment.” [Hollywood Reporter] 

This Sunday, June 28, at 10 p.m., HBO is premiering a new show, “Hung.” Guess what it’s about? A guy who turns to prostitution to make a living. Step aside, “Belle de Jour.” Get out of here, “The Girlfriend Experience.” Call-girls are, like, so 2008. 2009 is all about guys who sell their bodies to make ends meet. The dramatic comedy stars Thomas Jane as Ray Drecker, an all-star high school athlete who ends up as a high school basketball coach whose wife dumps him for her dermatologist. Casting about for something to do with his life and make some money, Drecker takes note of his well-endowed physique and sets about renting it out by the hour. Uh, “The Sopranos” it ain’t. It’s “Boogie Nights” meets the recession! Are you going to tune in or tune it out?

Nick Lachey is set to host a High School Musical-inspired talent show competition.  Get ready for some show tunes! [Just Jared]

Could the 90210 remake start to suck even before it’s begun filming? E! Online reports that the CW may have reached out to Hilary Duff about starring in the series. No, no, no! [E! Online]

HBO is well-endowed with a new dark comedy called Hung.  True to its title the show will focus on the sex life of an aging athlete still trying to use his impressive physical attributes to the best of his ability. [Variety]